im like if a kobold suffered a phlegm curse
December 14, 2025 at 8:35 PM
im like if a kobold suffered a phlegm curse
[builds up phlegm] Hhhhhhanukkah
December 15, 2025 at 3:38 AM
[builds up phlegm] Hhhhhhanukkah
The world's largest chunk of phlegm. Vikings invented it as a way to menace villages without pillaging
December 15, 2025 at 5:11 AM
The world's largest chunk of phlegm. Vikings invented it as a way to menace villages without pillaging
day 4 of the flu from hell: agony level down to 6/10. mostly just stunned that my body can produce this much phlegm. dreams remain very weird, though more lucid and controllable than previous nights
December 12, 2025 at 1:45 PM
day 4 of the flu from hell: agony level down to 6/10. mostly just stunned that my body can produce this much phlegm. dreams remain very weird, though more lucid and controllable than previous nights
I’ve left the library again. It was very good for productivity. As the day wore on, more people coughed, sneezed and hacked up phlegm. That kind of productive.
No. Only kidding. Got a lot of work done, but the only chairs with charging ports were plastic. I need to walk a bit, my legs have died.
No. Only kidding. Got a lot of work done, but the only chairs with charging ports were plastic. I need to walk a bit, my legs have died.
December 12, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I’ve left the library again. It was very good for productivity. As the day wore on, more people coughed, sneezed and hacked up phlegm. That kind of productive.
No. Only kidding. Got a lot of work done, but the only chairs with charging ports were plastic. I need to walk a bit, my legs have died.
No. Only kidding. Got a lot of work done, but the only chairs with charging ports were plastic. I need to walk a bit, my legs have died.
Huge diner foldout menu divided into sections: Blood, Phlegm, Yellow Bile, Black Bile, Beverages
December 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Huge diner foldout menu divided into sections: Blood, Phlegm, Yellow Bile, Black Bile, Beverages
Kid2 woke up like nine times last night from phlegm and is fit as a fiddle this morning, wtf but yay
Wife is out of it
I've felt this creeping on so I'm hoping this prevents it getting bad
This back to back to back nonsense feels like kindergarten all over again, but milder
Wife is out of it
I've felt this creeping on so I'm hoping this prevents it getting bad
This back to back to back nonsense feels like kindergarten all over again, but milder
December 13, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Kid2 woke up like nine times last night from phlegm and is fit as a fiddle this morning, wtf but yay
Wife is out of it
I've felt this creeping on so I'm hoping this prevents it getting bad
This back to back to back nonsense feels like kindergarten all over again, but milder
Wife is out of it
I've felt this creeping on so I'm hoping this prevents it getting bad
This back to back to back nonsense feels like kindergarten all over again, but milder
I greet my eyes out . ugly crying . Phlegm . Snot xx
December 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I greet my eyes out . ugly crying . Phlegm . Snot xx
There are so many reasons people use formula, and it can be emotionally devastating when a mother has no choice. The last thing any new mother needs is this anthropomorphic wad of phlegm shaming them or complicating things.
Fuck RFK straight into the sun.
Fuck RFK straight into the sun.
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM
There are so many reasons people use formula, and it can be emotionally devastating when a mother has no choice. The last thing any new mother needs is this anthropomorphic wad of phlegm shaming them or complicating things.
Fuck RFK straight into the sun.
Fuck RFK straight into the sun.
He used to put so much phlegm in the P lmaoooooooo like it genuinely disgusted him
Malfoy would really say “Potter” like yt ppl say “Black” when talking about us 🤣
December 14, 2025 at 1:17 AM
He used to put so much phlegm in the P lmaoooooooo like it genuinely disgusted him
#WIPSnips #amwriting #writingcommunity #writers #writesky
Gotta try to stay off social media today y'all 😭 But here's a Tenement snip anyway! I don't *think* I've shared this exact snip yet?
From #Tenement, my dystopian mystery about people living in an infinite building.
Gotta try to stay off social media today y'all 😭 But here's a Tenement snip anyway! I don't *think* I've shared this exact snip yet?
From #Tenement, my dystopian mystery about people living in an infinite building.
December 15, 2025 at 11:11 AM
#WIPSnips #amwriting #writingcommunity #writers #writesky
Gotta try to stay off social media today y'all 😭 But here's a Tenement snip anyway! I don't *think* I've shared this exact snip yet?
From #Tenement, my dystopian mystery about people living in an infinite building.
Gotta try to stay off social media today y'all 😭 But here's a Tenement snip anyway! I don't *think* I've shared this exact snip yet?
From #Tenement, my dystopian mystery about people living in an infinite building.
Really dragging my feet on finishing these on account of my body being 80% phlegm, but look at the last of the lil paint your own pottery cuties, just look at em
December 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Really dragging my feet on finishing these on account of my body being 80% phlegm, but look at the last of the lil paint your own pottery cuties, just look at em
"Phlegm" também
Deve ter alguém em Blumenau chamado algo tipo Djonathas Schedulephlegm
Deve ter alguém em Blumenau chamado algo tipo Djonathas Schedulephlegm
December 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
"Phlegm" também
Deve ter alguém em Blumenau chamado algo tipo Djonathas Schedulephlegm
Deve ter alguém em Blumenau chamado algo tipo Djonathas Schedulephlegm
the most gnarly phlegm came out of me during my test today lol
December 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
the most gnarly phlegm came out of me during my test today lol
Sputum/phlegm
a woman and a boy are sitting at a table drinking from cups and plates .
ALT: a woman and a boy are sitting at a table drinking from cups and plates .
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Sputum/phlegm
I just choked on my own phlegm. 😂😂😂 Perfection.
December 7, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I just choked on my own phlegm. 😂😂😂 Perfection.
Some people like phlegm, I guess.
December 8, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Some people like phlegm, I guess.
it's not the heat it's the humidity voice it's not the spit, it's the phlegm
December 6, 2025 at 3:18 AM
it's not the heat it's the humidity voice it's not the spit, it's the phlegm
i been sick for days im slingin germs and phlegm like nobody's ever done it
December 5, 2025 at 8:51 AM
i been sick for days im slingin germs and phlegm like nobody's ever done it
Farage said he would no longer speak to the BBC, calling it “despicable” and “beyond belief”.
Don't threaten US with the silencing of your articulated phlegm, you gurning fucking windbag.
Don't threaten US with the silencing of your articulated phlegm, you gurning fucking windbag.
December 5, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Farage said he would no longer speak to the BBC, calling it “despicable” and “beyond belief”.
Don't threaten US with the silencing of your articulated phlegm, you gurning fucking windbag.
Don't threaten US with the silencing of your articulated phlegm, you gurning fucking windbag.
Health Canada product recall
Life Brand Mucus & Phlegm Relief Extra Strength, DIN: 02534762: may have been exposed to temperatures outside of the recommended storage conditions
Life Brand Mucus & Phlegm Relief Extra Strength, DIN: 02534762: may have been exposed to temperatures outside of the recommended storage conditions
Mucus & Phlegm relief extra strength: may have been exposed to temperatures outside of the recommended storage conditions - Canada.ca
Affected lots may have been exposed to temperatures outside of the recommended storage conditions.
recalls-rappels.canada.ca
December 6, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Health Canada product recall
Life Brand Mucus & Phlegm Relief Extra Strength, DIN: 02534762: may have been exposed to temperatures outside of the recommended storage conditions
Life Brand Mucus & Phlegm Relief Extra Strength, DIN: 02534762: may have been exposed to temperatures outside of the recommended storage conditions
some of the coughs are finally loosening the phlegm
December 7, 2025 at 4:46 AM
some of the coughs are finally loosening the phlegm
I was joking. The idea of putting potatoes in a can is rather revolting, no matter the form--and yes, I've seen the 'whole, peeled potatoes' option and it just seems like globs of phlegm.
December 8, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I was joking. The idea of putting potatoes in a can is rather revolting, no matter the form--and yes, I've seen the 'whole, peeled potatoes' option and it just seems like globs of phlegm.
Texting my brother about phlegm colors is one of many reasons that I love having a nurse in the family
December 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Texting my brother about phlegm colors is one of many reasons that I love having a nurse in the family