Sarah Hayden
@wearyourshaydes.bsky.social
WGA writer, Etsy shop haver, sensitive lover
for more of my pottery/cross stitch endeavors, I’m @homemayden.bsky.social !
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for more of my pottery/cross stitch endeavors, I’m @homemayden.bsky.social !
homemaydenbyshayden.etsy.com to purchase any nonsense that comes up
I’m sorry, a teenager just sent me this (gotta exchange info to get their paint-your-own-pottery pieces back to them, NOTHING WEIRD, GUYS) and I just… 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
December 8, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I’m sorry, a teenager just sent me this (gotta exchange info to get their paint-your-own-pottery pieces back to them, NOTHING WEIRD, GUYS) and I just… 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
so uhhhh someone at this craft market… sold their dog?? Like, that was not the point of the booth obviously, but they brought their dog and one of their dog’s puppies and just… sold the puppy. Like. Exsqueeze me times ten million????
December 8, 2025 at 3:18 AM
so uhhhh someone at this craft market… sold their dog?? Like, that was not the point of the booth obviously, but they brought their dog and one of their dog’s puppies and just… sold the puppy. Like. Exsqueeze me times ten million????
Listen, if you want to make minty cough syrup? Fine. You want to make fruity cough syrup? Great. But we must draw the line at fruity cough syrup with a mint finish, what are we DOING
December 7, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Listen, if you want to make minty cough syrup? Fine. You want to make fruity cough syrup? Great. But we must draw the line at fruity cough syrup with a mint finish, what are we DOING
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One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
December 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
A raccoon keeps coming in my garage and washing James’ cat toys in James’ water bowl in the middle of the night 😭😭😭
December 7, 2025 at 2:35 PM
A raccoon keeps coming in my garage and washing James’ cat toys in James’ water bowl in the middle of the night 😭😭😭
I am so ill, but also I have a craft market. It is 6:30am and I have to unpack my car from yesterday and repack my car for today and leave at 8 and I am so ill. What to do, me and my illness. I think I have to go bc I need some more paint your own pottery pieces to fill the kiln, but… I might die??
December 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I am so ill, but also I have a craft market. It is 6:30am and I have to unpack my car from yesterday and repack my car for today and leave at 8 and I am so ill. What to do, me and my illness. I think I have to go bc I need some more paint your own pottery pieces to fill the kiln, but… I might die??
my older brother’s wedding was today and so I am devastated to find out that a) that his wife is pregnant was a surprise to most guests AND b) they did the gender reveal inside the desserts so my brother didn’t even know and ARE YOU KIDDING ME, MULTIPLE SURPRISE LEVELS AND I MISSED IT
December 7, 2025 at 3:28 AM
my older brother’s wedding was today and so I am devastated to find out that a) that his wife is pregnant was a surprise to most guests AND b) they did the gender reveal inside the desserts so my brother didn’t even know and ARE YOU KIDDING ME, MULTIPLE SURPRISE LEVELS AND I MISSED IT
my brother just got married, so I can finally reveal: ya gurl Shayden is becoming a cool aunt For Real next year 🥹🥹
December 7, 2025 at 12:12 AM
my brother just got married, so I can finally reveal: ya gurl Shayden is becoming a cool aunt For Real next year 🥹🥹
I swear to god if the whole outcome of the ai bubble is that there will now be a surcharge to speak to a human even after the bubble bursts, I am going to start a very large fire
December 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I swear to god if the whole outcome of the ai bubble is that there will now be a surcharge to speak to a human even after the bubble bursts, I am going to start a very large fire
The doodles, now that I can pick them up - these are doodles my brother’s assistant drew that he emailed me to paint on mugs for her for Christmas, what a guy (both of us)
December 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
The doodles, now that I can pick them up - these are doodles my brother’s assistant drew that he emailed me to paint on mugs for her for Christmas, what a guy (both of us)
these lil cat doodle mugs came out real cute! 😻😻
December 5, 2025 at 1:51 AM
these lil cat doodle mugs came out real cute! 😻😻
just saw Paranormal Activity at the Ahmanson and it was fine, like very fun but not a great play mechanically, BUT: man I love horror plays and I hope they keep making them and bringing them to the ahmanson because it is, again, the best ticket in town. $29 for an orchestra seat! In 2025!
December 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
just saw Paranormal Activity at the Ahmanson and it was fine, like very fun but not a great play mechanically, BUT: man I love horror plays and I hope they keep making them and bringing them to the ahmanson because it is, again, the best ticket in town. $29 for an orchestra seat! In 2025!
two cars have been literally parked on top of each other in front of my house for two trash days in a row (not bumper to bumper, literally bumper on top of bumper) so yes I did put out my garbage for tomorrow at 8am today because those fuckers finally moved
December 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM
two cars have been literally parked on top of each other in front of my house for two trash days in a row (not bumper to bumper, literally bumper on top of bumper) so yes I did put out my garbage for tomorrow at 8am today because those fuckers finally moved
I won’t weird you out with a picture of my cat’s butthole, but trust me when I say that James’ calico spots around her butthole are brown spots that look like turds, and I’ve always respected that about her, a very literal cat
December 4, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I won’t weird you out with a picture of my cat’s butthole, but trust me when I say that James’ calico spots around her butthole are brown spots that look like turds, and I’ve always respected that about her, a very literal cat
guys, the espresso cups MADE IT TO NEW JERSEY, we’ve DONE IT genuinely this might be my greatest accomplishment of 2025, all because ya gurl needed to make someone else’s wedding all about me, lol
December 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
guys, the espresso cups MADE IT TO NEW JERSEY, we’ve DONE IT genuinely this might be my greatest accomplishment of 2025, all because ya gurl needed to make someone else’s wedding all about me, lol
so behind sched but what am I supposed to do, NOT paint tiny holiday lights on my houses
December 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
so behind sched but what am I supposed to do, NOT paint tiny holiday lights on my houses
Help I have such a serious problem
December 3, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Help I have such a serious problem
I found out that the producers guild has one app with all the movie screeners from all the studios in one single list, whereas the writers guild involves downloading like a dozen apps, individual links to single movies, and dvds in the mail. Livid, but of course the producers are organized, lol
December 3, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I found out that the producers guild has one app with all the movie screeners from all the studios in one single list, whereas the writers guild involves downloading like a dozen apps, individual links to single movies, and dvds in the mail. Livid, but of course the producers are organized, lol
just heard the funniest actually-really-real-project-being-pitched-around-town, based-on-a-board-game movie idea I have ever heard in my entire life, society is so cooked, lol
December 3, 2025 at 6:00 AM
just heard the funniest actually-really-real-project-being-pitched-around-town, based-on-a-board-game movie idea I have ever heard in my entire life, society is so cooked, lol
And another thing about the “rich kids are faking disabilities in college” discourse - coming in at a time when literally millions of people are getting a disability-causing virus over and over and over again. We’ll be lucky if ONLY 40% of students need accommodations in the next 10 years
COVID isn’t acting like the viruses most of us grew up with, and treating it like “just a cold” is putting people at real risk. David Brasure breaks down why SARS-CoV-2 is fundamentally different, how it causes long-term damage, and what we can do to protect ourselves.
December 2, 2025 at 8:35 PM
And another thing about the “rich kids are faking disabilities in college” discourse - coming in at a time when literally millions of people are getting a disability-causing virus over and over and over again. We’ll be lucky if ONLY 40% of students need accommodations in the next 10 years
That anybody is talking about disability being “rewarded too liberally” is disgusting; that it’s Derek Thompson is laughable. These people think everyone games the system because ~they~ can’t play without gaming the system. Spend one fucking hour with a disability, Derek, report back on the rewards
what always confuses me about this discourse is that elite colleges have been like this for decades, but people act like it's a new phenomenon every time. maybe students weren't getting disability exemptions 20 years ago, but it was widely known Harvard et al handed out As like candy.
![This is a great piece with some mind-boggling statistics.
- At Brown and Harvard, more than 20% of undergraduates are registered as disabled
- At Amherst: more than 30 percent
- At Stanford: nearly 40 percent
Soon, many of these schools "may have more students receiving [disability] accommodations than not, a scenario that would have seemed absurd just a decade ago."
As students and their parents have recognized the benefits of claiming disability—extended time on tests, housing accommodations, etc—the rates of disability at colleges, and especially at elite colleges, has exploded.
America used to stigmatize disability too severely. Now elite institutions reward it too liberally. It simply does not make any sense to have a policy that declares half of the students at Stanford cognitively disabled and in need of accommodations.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xjmm5p4z25uzdieisuplduwz/bafkreidxvmewqpvsnhccx7a226yi5qwvgghb6sfwrk2xxujfygsju2yami@jpeg)
December 2, 2025 at 8:15 PM
That anybody is talking about disability being “rewarded too liberally” is disgusting; that it’s Derek Thompson is laughable. These people think everyone games the system because ~they~ can’t play without gaming the system. Spend one fucking hour with a disability, Derek, report back on the rewards
Pretty good for a tracing technique I did not know I could do until now imho
December 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Pretty good for a tracing technique I did not know I could do until now imho
My espresso cups are being held up by a weather delay, I mean snow on the east coast in December, truly nobody alive could have seen this one coming
December 2, 2025 at 3:34 PM
My espresso cups are being held up by a weather delay, I mean snow on the east coast in December, truly nobody alive could have seen this one coming
my other brother has also assigned me a ceramics task - to put his assistant’s doodles on a mug to give to her for christmas and I think I would die if my boss did that for me, what a lil gem he is
December 2, 2025 at 12:52 AM
my other brother has also assigned me a ceramics task - to put his assistant’s doodles on a mug to give to her for christmas and I think I would die if my boss did that for me, what a lil gem he is
I went to the grocery store hungry like a fool, which also coincided with closeout sales on Thanksgiving items. Guess who’s having a five dollar baked brie appetizer for two for one for dinner
December 1, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I went to the grocery store hungry like a fool, which also coincided with closeout sales on Thanksgiving items. Guess who’s having a five dollar baked brie appetizer for two for one for dinner