Sarah Hayden
@wearyourshaydes.bsky.social
WGA writer, Etsy shop haver, sensitive lover
for more of my pottery/cross stitch endeavors, I’m @homemayden.bsky.social !
homemaydenbyshayden.etsy.com to purchase any nonsense that comes up
for more of my pottery/cross stitch endeavors, I’m @homemayden.bsky.social !
homemaydenbyshayden.etsy.com to purchase any nonsense that comes up
the dog show is an event, like the Olympics, where there should be a lane for regular people so you have a sense of how good the athletes really are - throw some wild looking shelter dogs in the mix, just a couple of weirdos who can’t really follow directions for emphasis
November 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
the dog show is an event, like the Olympics, where there should be a lane for regular people so you have a sense of how good the athletes really are - throw some wild looking shelter dogs in the mix, just a couple of weirdos who can’t really follow directions for emphasis
it’s just chalk so everything is fine but wow what an incredible post to open Reddit to
November 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
it’s just chalk so everything is fine but wow what an incredible post to open Reddit to
omgggggg all my espresso cups survived their first firing, maybe I have just been bad at attaching handles until now, this is an unprecedented success rate, lol
November 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
omgggggg all my espresso cups survived their first firing, maybe I have just been bad at attaching handles until now, this is an unprecedented success rate, lol
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I’ve never cooked a Thanksgiving dinner but I feel like I’m getting the full experience right now waiting for my kiln to be cool enough to open so I can find out if I fucked up my turkey/espresso cups
We’re at 660 degrees and dropping, someone start decanting the gravy
We’re at 660 degrees and dropping, someone start decanting the gravy
November 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I’ve never cooked a Thanksgiving dinner but I feel like I’m getting the full experience right now waiting for my kiln to be cool enough to open so I can find out if I fucked up my turkey/espresso cups
We’re at 660 degrees and dropping, someone start decanting the gravy
We’re at 660 degrees and dropping, someone start decanting the gravy
there’s this guy on my street that always smiles at me so I talk to him in my v broken Spanish and today he said I was beautiful (por supuesto 💅💅) but I did not have the Spanish capacity to say gracias, senor, I haven’t showered in dias y dias
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
there’s this guy on my street that always smiles at me so I talk to him in my v broken Spanish and today he said I was beautiful (por supuesto 💅💅) but I did not have the Spanish capacity to say gracias, senor, I haven’t showered in dias y dias
I unironically love the cover of Sweet Child O Mine from Captain Fantastic if you are looking for a fun version but can only listen to music featuring Viggo Mortenson youtu.be/SZCD4_Zckn8?...
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I unironically love the cover of Sweet Child O Mine from Captain Fantastic if you are looking for a fun version but can only listen to music featuring Viggo Mortenson youtu.be/SZCD4_Zckn8?...
every time I think I’ve gotten the cricket in my house back outside, I find a new cricket in the house. I dare say these bugs… are not virgins
November 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
every time I think I’ve gotten the cricket in my house back outside, I find a new cricket in the house. I dare say these bugs… are not virgins
I’d also note that Jim is a cartoon smokeshow who is underrepresented in most hot cartoon dude ranking discussions - Aladdin ain’t got SHIT on Jim (but still he’s no Dimitri in Anastasia, with respect)
Treasure Planet was released 23 years ago today... and literally takes us off in this magnificent shot. ✨
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I’d also note that Jim is a cartoon smokeshow who is underrepresented in most hot cartoon dude ranking discussions - Aladdin ain’t got SHIT on Jim (but still he’s no Dimitri in Anastasia, with respect)
I want cocaine to be decriminalized for the sole purpose of reality tv shows being honest that everybody is on coke - all these Bravo shows about 30 somethings screaming and they’re all so obviously on coke and I want someone to just say it out loud as the explanation for ONCE
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I want cocaine to be decriminalized for the sole purpose of reality tv shows being honest that everybody is on coke - all these Bravo shows about 30 somethings screaming and they’re all so obviously on coke and I want someone to just say it out loud as the explanation for ONCE
I have suggested a Thanksgiving gender reveal to someone in the form of food coloring in the mashed potatoes and let’s just say I’m prepared to end relationships if this doesn’t happen
November 27, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I have suggested a Thanksgiving gender reveal to someone in the form of food coloring in the mashed potatoes and let’s just say I’m prepared to end relationships if this doesn’t happen
there was a nunnery (I don’t feel like looking this word up, but this can’t be right) and when I worked at the video store the nuns would come in all the time and I always felt so scandalized when they would rent R-rated movies, I was a sin accomplice to god’s closest buds
November 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
there was a nunnery (I don’t feel like looking this word up, but this can’t be right) and when I worked at the video store the nuns would come in all the time and I always felt so scandalized when they would rent R-rated movies, I was a sin accomplice to god’s closest buds
I’m stuck in an in between where there’s proooooobably not enough time to make anything more for the craft markets I have NEXT week, but there’s also just enough time that I miiiiiight be able to get something else done so I’ll prob just procrastinate until the decision is made for me
November 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I’m stuck in an in between where there’s proooooobably not enough time to make anything more for the craft markets I have NEXT week, but there’s also just enough time that I miiiiiight be able to get something else done so I’ll prob just procrastinate until the decision is made for me
I made some postcards advertising paint your own pottery private events, which is just an insanely confident thing to do for an activity I have half completed once, lol
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I made some postcards advertising paint your own pottery private events, which is just an insanely confident thing to do for an activity I have half completed once, lol
sure am taking my sweet ass time for a gal on a schedule, I tell ya what
November 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
sure am taking my sweet ass time for a gal on a schedule, I tell ya what
hello, will you be in Long Beach, CA this small business Saturday Nov 29? Would you like to paint your own pottery from 11am - 5pm AND support a small business? Then perhaps you would join me at Patchwork Show at Marine Stadium! Food! Shopping! Free activities! www.patchworkshow.com/long-beach/
November 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
hello, will you be in Long Beach, CA this small business Saturday Nov 29? Would you like to paint your own pottery from 11am - 5pm AND support a small business? Then perhaps you would join me at Patchwork Show at Marine Stadium! Food! Shopping! Free activities! www.patchworkshow.com/long-beach/
one of my gen z cousins already said “ok boomer” to me five years ago, I can only assume I’ve aged to “ok greatest generation” this holiday season
November 26, 2025 at 4:05 AM
one of my gen z cousins already said “ok boomer” to me five years ago, I can only assume I’ve aged to “ok greatest generation” this holiday season
I’m gonna lose my “Star seller” badge on Etsy because I’ve been too busy to update my shop so it’s been on vacation and you have to make like three hundo per quarter to stay a Star seller
It’s generally meaningless but do you understand the pain for a former gifted child to LOSE a STAR
It’s generally meaningless but do you understand the pain for a former gifted child to LOSE a STAR
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I’m gonna lose my “Star seller” badge on Etsy because I’ve been too busy to update my shop so it’s been on vacation and you have to make like three hundo per quarter to stay a Star seller
It’s generally meaningless but do you understand the pain for a former gifted child to LOSE a STAR
It’s generally meaningless but do you understand the pain for a former gifted child to LOSE a STAR
got these as a great goof excuse to buy a black light but actually I will have to move if a black light reveals anything in my home beyond glow in the dark Swedish fish, so this idea might be at a standstill
November 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
got these as a great goof excuse to buy a black light but actually I will have to move if a black light reveals anything in my home beyond glow in the dark Swedish fish, so this idea might be at a standstill
I really thought we were passed the age of door-to-door solicitors but BOY we are not, what a fucking terrible job to have
also like… “I have no identification and no business cards but let me into your home” who is this pitch working on, my man, lol
also like… “I have no identification and no business cards but let me into your home” who is this pitch working on, my man, lol
November 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I really thought we were passed the age of door-to-door solicitors but BOY we are not, what a fucking terrible job to have
also like… “I have no identification and no business cards but let me into your home” who is this pitch working on, my man, lol
also like… “I have no identification and no business cards but let me into your home” who is this pitch working on, my man, lol
Update: let er rip drying, sicko mode - but it seems to be working and nobody has cracked yet myself included and I am cautiously optimistic we’ll be firing tonight, babyyyyyy
November 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Update: let er rip drying, sicko mode - but it seems to be working and nobody has cracked yet myself included and I am cautiously optimistic we’ll be firing tonight, babyyyyyy
I’m at the “let er rip” stage of drying these espresso cups, a stage of drying ceramics one ought never get to or stay at, but baby: we got a deadline
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I’m at the “let er rip” stage of drying these espresso cups, a stage of drying ceramics one ought never get to or stay at, but baby: we got a deadline
I mostly use weed vape pens, and you’re supposed to keep the cartridges upright so they don’t clog, which I find impossible to do, so I’d like the weeble wobble team to get in the vape pen game and make some cute lil vape dudes that won’t tip over, there are potentially tens of dollars to make here
November 25, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I mostly use weed vape pens, and you’re supposed to keep the cartridges upright so they don’t clog, which I find impossible to do, so I’d like the weeble wobble team to get in the vape pen game and make some cute lil vape dudes that won’t tip over, there are potentially tens of dollars to make here
The building that my dentist’s office is in is under construction and now I know what it would look like if Jigsaw was your dentist, aesthetically
November 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
The building that my dentist’s office is in is under construction and now I know what it would look like if Jigsaw was your dentist, aesthetically