Stolen from Mastodon.
October 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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(guy who is already extremely on mastodon voice) don’t make me go to mastodon
October 31, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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pack it in we’re going to mastodon
husband: how was the Lynyrd Skynyrd concert?
me: terrible! a guy in the parking lot sold me this parakeet for a hundred bucks, but i was told there would be a free bird!
me: terrible! a guy in the parking lot sold me this parakeet for a hundred bucks, but i was told there would be a free bird!
October 31, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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I totally have a hot girlfriend but you wouldn’t know her she’s from mastodon
October 29, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Politically, the landscape is shifting too:
🔴 Nearly all platforms have become more Republican
🔵 But they remain Democratic-leaning overall
🏃♂️ Democrats are fleeing to smaller platforms (Bluesky, Threads, Mastodon)
🔴 Nearly all platforms have become more Republican
🔵 But they remain Democratic-leaning overall
🏃♂️ Democrats are fleeing to smaller platforms (Bluesky, Threads, Mastodon)
October 30, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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I’m popular AF on mastodon but y’all wouldn’t know
October 28, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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When I get a crush on Mastodon its all over for you.
October 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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[ Et c'est pour ça que je suis resté sur X et que ni moi, ni mon gouvernement ne communique sur Mastodon ou Bluesky ] 🙃
October 30, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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That's the mastodon song
October 29, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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halt die klappe, holger, und verpiss dich rüber zu mastodon.
October 30, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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"this is a nazi bar! i will leave for my shitty mastodon instance!" *stays in bluesky and just keeps complaining about it*
November 1, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Mi cocinera me acaba de escribir para preguntar cual es la red social esa en la que estoy que se parece a Twitter, que quiere abrirse una cuenta para generar tráfico a su página web. Le he dicho que Mastodon.
October 30, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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lmao technically fuckley was half an hour late but the news was slow to ooze off of the badly-run mastodon clone with only one notable user
October 31, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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“Mastodon is smaller than Bluesky” ye there’s many reasons for that
October 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Richtige Antwort #1.
Auch von Harry aus Mastodon
Auch von Harry aus Mastodon
October 29, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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Huge unhealthy sentiment among Mastodon-specific slice of the Fediverse + Bsky community that ppl ought have rights to dictate what other ppl’s accounts or machines are able to do. Mastodon = even worse bc the sentiment is “my computer should be able to control your computer unilaterally”. Crazy!
October 31, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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its all happening on Mastodon, the everything app.
October 29, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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follow me on mastodon where I’m worse than this
October 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Hintergründe findet ihr direkt vom @anthroblogger bei Mastodon. Hier könnt ihr auch den von mir geteilten Paypal-Link verifizieren:
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October 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Np, thanks to @thembo.bsky.social & @sweetaphrodite.is.a.cutie.fyi & Zeph (not sure if Zeph is still on Bsky or just Mastodon now) for helping compile the lists of all her alts months ago
October 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Mastodon delivers.
October 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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This one's for the Napoleonic Wars sickos, who are unfortunately mainly on Mastodon
October 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: Re-Ignition Dlx. Combinable Mastodon Dinozord Action Figure
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October 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Talking about Locktober over on Mastodon because I can't CW text posts here
October 31, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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summoning circle for private accounts so i can post even worse noncon and finally fucking delete mastodon
October 30, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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