#Clappers
Zavi’s huge fat wobbly jiggly jello clappers and huge heavy bouncy jugs for the soul (and DICK)

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January 14, 2026 at 2:30 AM
"Thames Valley Police has insisted officers have things under control and there is no reason to parade with your clappers out"

Parade with your clappers out ...*snicker*
January 13, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Indeed - though if I get a new EV I might be a bit more touchy. Right now I have an ancient Renault that is showing signs of wear, goes like the clappers and can park in small spaces. Those big buggers can go chase themselves.
January 13, 2026 at 11:58 AM
"But Thames Valley Police has insisted officers have things under control and there is no reason to parade with your clappers out."

A+ local journalism.
January 13, 2026 at 10:40 AM
He needs those clappers clapped on his knackers, the daft cunt.
January 13, 2026 at 10:01 AM
“There is no reason to patrol with your clappers out”
January 13, 2026 at 9:50 AM
Just grease the nipples and give it’s tyres a good pump, I bet it still goes like the clappers 🤣
January 13, 2026 at 9:44 AM
This looks great- my clappers are stuck in neutral🤷🏻‍♀️✌️
January 13, 2026 at 4:01 AM
i'm so ready for Clappers vs. Psychotropics tonight.

pls sack that man into a halftime retirement.
January 12, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Further; it's clear the USA is at the point of disintegrating - I'd expect States to leave the union, or all this fire Trump/etc is waving about will ignite the wrong fireworks and there's a general War. I'm in the UK, I'm ex-Forces, but old. I wish I could stick it to these arse-clappers. Be safe!
January 12, 2026 at 5:51 PM
"Thames Valley Police has insisted officers have things under control and there is no reason to parade with your clappers out."

this is the level of copy writing I aspire to. fuck
January 12, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Now this is journalism.
January 12, 2026 at 1:01 PM
“No need to parade about with your clappers out” 😂
January 12, 2026 at 12:48 PM
I'd be banging those clappers round his head.
January 12, 2026 at 12:48 PM
“But Thames Valley Police has insisted officers have things under control and there is no reason to parade with your clappers out.”
January 12, 2026 at 12:44 PM
“But Thames Valley Police has insisted officers have things under control and there is no reason to parade with your clappers out.” - bravo, that hack
January 12, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Absolutely. Another example of duping the happy clappers into believing its all the wee neds fault that glorious Peter was driven out far away. Hoping people weren't as clever as Mr Low.
January 12, 2026 at 10:15 AM
An honest person versus an out of mind politician and his clappers
Jerome Powell: "This is about whether the Fed will be able to continue to set interest rates based on evidence and economic conditions—or whether instead monetary policy will be directed by political pressure or intimidation."
January 12, 2026 at 3:20 AM
So he can keep the happy clappers shouting that ‘he scores us goals’. Hate it.
January 11, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Brother D – Clappers Power (1987)

Another social political song about power dynamics. Very corny but kinda catchy.

youtu.be/G2lhdFWPhPI?...
Brother D – Clappers Power (1987)
YouTube video by MAR ARMADO DE MASAS
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January 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Need alternatives by the club

ok what about the disasters of the Ashley years of course that ruins the acdemeny and sure the happy clappers will say that.
That said work needs to be done and quick.
January 11, 2026 at 1:30 PM
I love meeting random little dogs ☺️

Isn’t she adorable, her fur was so soft and her little tail was going like the clappers 💛

#beautifulstranger #dog #sundaystroll #littlethings #love #enchanted
January 11, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Yeah. I saw them on their own in August ‘84 headlining and it’s in my top 3 gigs.
And also had to run like the clappers many times to get the last train home from St Pancras to the the East Mids.
January 11, 2026 at 8:41 AM
Right here (I don’t like the hand clappers)
January 11, 2026 at 4:47 AM
...where are the hand clappers?
January 11, 2026 at 4:31 AM