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Bikey Mikey 🏳️‍🌈
@bikeymikey.bsky.social
2K followers 900 following 22K posts
Pogonophile. Bikes, Beer, Food, Cute Dogs, Sport, Gay, wearer of hats. Partnered to the Sultan of Salisbury. Older, grumpier and more fabulous by the day! Not one for DMs. Stay out of them unless I know you. Don't repost my stuff without asking!
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Bikey Mikey 🏳️‍🌈 @bikeymikey.bsky.social · 1m
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Bikey Mikey 🏳️‍🌈 @bikeymikey.bsky.social · 1h
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Bikey Mikey 🏳️‍🌈 @bikeymikey.bsky.social · 1h
kermit the frog is wearing a black hoodie and kermit the frog is wearing a black hood .
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Bikey Mikey 🏳️‍🌈 @bikeymikey.bsky.social · 1h
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Bikey Mikey 🏳️‍🌈 @bikeymikey.bsky.social · 1h
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a bbc three advertisement with tayce filth in the corner
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Bikey Mikey 🏳️‍🌈 @bikeymikey.bsky.social · 1h
In that kilt… 🥵
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Bikey Mikey 🏳️‍🌈 @bikeymikey.bsky.social · 1h
You know the rules…👀
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Bikey Mikey 🏳️‍🌈 @bikeymikey.bsky.social · 1h
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Bikey Mikey 🏳️‍🌈 @bikeymikey.bsky.social · 1h
I’m not sure you’ll fit Jimmy Choos
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Bikey Mikey 🏳️‍🌈 @bikeymikey.bsky.social · 1h
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a man is wearing a zebra print sweater and says this is very impressive
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Bikey Mikey 🏳️‍🌈 @bikeymikey.bsky.social · 1h
I should get @robsoncarol.bsky.social to kick me in the balls. Apparently that’s a thing
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Bikey Mikey 🏳️‍🌈 @bikeymikey.bsky.social · 1h
I was asking for me, after my little eye op. I’m not enjoying the antibiotic ointment
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Bikey Mikey 🏳️‍🌈 @bikeymikey.bsky.social · 2h
I’ll get your back 😜
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Bikey Mikey 🏳️‍🌈 @bikeymikey.bsky.social · 2h
Not quite
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Bikey Mikey 🏳️‍🌈 @bikeymikey.bsky.social · 3h
You only get one set of eyes so you have to look after them, whatever it takes
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Bikey Mikey 🏳️‍🌈 @bikeymikey.bsky.social · 3h
😂😂😂
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Bikey Mikey 🏳️‍🌈 @bikeymikey.bsky.social · 3h
I had it monthly for quite a while. I sympathise with him
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Bikey Mikey 🏳️‍🌈 @bikeymikey.bsky.social · 3h
Fab! The kettle is on
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Bikey Mikey 🏳️‍🌈 @bikeymikey.bsky.social · 3h
So when are you popping round?
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Bikey Mikey 🏳️‍🌈 @bikeymikey.bsky.social · 3h
For that money I’d even let @pengespenge.bsky.social do it 😂
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Bikey Mikey 🏳️‍🌈 @bikeymikey.bsky.social · 3h
Damn right!
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Bikey Mikey 🏳️‍🌈 @bikeymikey.bsky.social · 3h
Yeah, I can’t recommend it as a day out
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Bikey Mikey 🏳️‍🌈 @bikeymikey.bsky.social · 3h
Flattery will get you everywhere😜
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Bikey Mikey 🏳️‍🌈 @bikeymikey.bsky.social · 3h
Or lack thereof…good things come in small packages 😉
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