Zorbane
@zorbane.bsky.social
Creator of https://hockeychallengehelper.com
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JD Vance slams Canada after being rejected by sexy chesterfield
JD Vance slams Canada after being rejected by sexy chesterfield
WASHINGTON D.C. - American Vice President JD Vance has posted online, slamming the country of Canada's economic and immigration policies, which insiders reveal stems from hurt feelings over being sexu...
www.thebeaverton.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
JD Vance slams Canada after being rejected by sexy chesterfield
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Simon Fraser University renamed to "Students Failed to get into UBC"
Simon Fraser University renamed to "Students Failed to get into UBC"
BURNABY, B.C. - After much deliberation, Simon Fraser University President Joy Johnson announced that the university has renamed itself to “Students Failed to get into the University of British Columb...
www.thebeaverton.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Simon Fraser University renamed to "Students Failed to get into UBC"
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Trump slammed for demolishing White House before Canadians could burn it down again
Trump slammed for demolishing White House before Canadians could burn it down again
WASHINGTON D.C. - US President Donald Trump's planned White House ballroom, requiring the complete demolition of the historic East Wing, is being criticized by Canadians who will now never get to light the building on fire for a second time since the War of 1812.
www.thebeaverton.com
October 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Trump slammed for demolishing White House before Canadians could burn it down again
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RTing because at no point this week did I see this reported on. The powers at be want us to feel alone and isolated. You are not.
"No hate, no fear! Immigrants are welcome here!"
Absolutely massive crowd at the New Yorkers Against ICE march. Blocks long!
Absolutely massive crowd at the New Yorkers Against ICE march. Blocks long!
October 1, 2025 at 4:28 AM
RTing because at no point this week did I see this reported on. The powers at be want us to feel alone and isolated. You are not.
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WOW! Io is a moon of Jupiter, and ridiculously volcanic.
This image is from 46 years ago, BTW.
This image is from 46 years ago, BTW.
Haemus Mons is a mountain located near Io’s south pole and, in this image, lies near the terminator in this image from Voyager 1 on March 7, 1979. Its base spans about 200 by 100 kilometers.
August 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
WOW! Io is a moon of Jupiter, and ridiculously volcanic.
This image is from 46 years ago, BTW.
This image is from 46 years ago, BTW.
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Canadians travelling to the US advised to not fucking do that
Canadians travelling to the US advised to not fucking do that
OTTAWA - Canadians thinking of planning a trip to the United States are being advised by the Government of Canada to perhaps consider going anywhere else on the entire fucking planet for their summer ...
www.thebeaverton.com
August 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Canadians travelling to the US advised to not fucking do that
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Completed this custom Star Wars blaster!
Based off an old Chinese arrow air pistol.
FULL ALBUM:
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Based off an old Chinese arrow air pistol.
FULL ALBUM:
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July 23, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Completed this custom Star Wars blaster!
Based off an old Chinese arrow air pistol.
FULL ALBUM:
www.facebook.com/media/set/?v...
Based off an old Chinese arrow air pistol.
FULL ALBUM:
www.facebook.com/media/set/?v...
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Some of y’all can’t handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
June 6, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Some of y’all can’t handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
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Whatever happens tomorrow, whatever horror the future brings, whatever disaster justifiably curses us all forever, at least we had a pretty funny day today
June 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Whatever happens tomorrow, whatever horror the future brings, whatever disaster justifiably curses us all forever, at least we had a pretty funny day today
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Trump, Musk publicly feud over whose father loved them less
Trump, Musk publicly feud over whose father loved them less
WASHINGTON D.C. - US President Donald Trump has spent the day publicly feuding with former billionaire ally Elon Musk, as the two each insisted that they were shown less affection and attention from t...
www.thebeaverton.com
June 6, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Trump, Musk publicly feud over whose father loved them less
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Researchers warn Tim Horton's in-app NHL Hockey Challenge is a gateway to drinking their coffee
Researchers warn Tim Horton's in-app NHL Hockey Challenge is a gateway to drinking their coffee
HAMILTON, ON – Researchers are sounding alarm bells about the NHL Hockey Challenge on the Tim Hortons app, claiming the in-app fantasy hockey game is a ‘gateway’ that can lead users to drink the highl...
www.thebeaverton.com
May 17, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Researchers warn Tim Horton's in-app NHL Hockey Challenge is a gateway to drinking their coffee
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New Indiana Law Requires All Porn Viewers To Register As Sex Offenders
New Indiana Law Requires All Porn Viewers To Register As Sex Offenders
NDIANAPOLIS—In an effort to curb unauthorized traffic to adult websites within the state, Indiana lawmakers passed new legislation Thursday requiring all potential viewers of online pornography to reg...
theonion.com
May 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
New Indiana Law Requires All Porn Viewers To Register As Sex Offenders
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Trump’s Support Surges After He Points Gun At Nation
Trump’s Support Surges After He Points Gun At Nation
WASHINGTON—In a dramatic reversal of recent polls showing a decline in the president’s approval ratings during his first 100 days in office, new surveys confirmed Tuesday that President Donald Trump’s...
theonion.com
April 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Trump’s Support Surges After He Points Gun At Nation
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Our immediate story on the tragedy. Multiple people confirmed dead and one person in custody.
We’ll have more information as we verify information through the night.
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
We’ll have more information as we verify information through the night.
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Several people killed, others injured after vehicle drives into Vancouver street festival crowd: police | CBC News
Vancouver police say several people have been killed and multiple others injured after a vehicle drove into a crowd at a street festival Saturday evening.
www.cbc.ca
April 27, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Our immediate story on the tragedy. Multiple people confirmed dead and one person in custody.
We’ll have more information as we verify information through the night.
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
We’ll have more information as we verify information through the night.
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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Canada stuck between making new friends and sticking with that one friend that’s gotten super conservative
Canada stuck between making new friends and sticking with that one friend that’s gotten super conservative
CANADA - A somewhat reclusive and middle-aged Canada admitted it is stuck between making new friends or sticking with the one friend they’ve had forever, despite them recently becoming noticeably more...
www.thebeaverton.com
April 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Canada stuck between making new friends and sticking with that one friend that’s gotten super conservative
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Testing out the clean version of my DREDD helmet for overall look.
youtu.be/xh8b6vcU6GA
youtu.be/xh8b6vcU6GA
Dredd Helmet Test
YouTube video by LimeyBuilds
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April 9, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Testing out the clean version of my DREDD helmet for overall look.
youtu.be/xh8b6vcU6GA
youtu.be/xh8b6vcU6GA
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April Fools’ post on friend’s social media somehow less fun in era of constant misinformation
April Fools’ post on friend's social media somehow less fun in era of constant misinformation
Nelson, BC - A lighthearted fib posted on a friend’s Facebook page failed to generate the intended joyful confusion in even one reader this April Fool’s Day in light of the fact that the internet is a...
www.thebeaverton.com
April 1, 2025 at 3:58 PM
April Fools’ post on friend’s social media somehow less fun in era of constant misinformation
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Trump team accidentally texts Canadian invasion plans to Ian Hanomansing
Trump team accidentally texts Canadian invasion plans to Ian Hanomansing
TORONTO - Following reports of Trump Cabinet members including journalists on private Signal threads, Trump officials have reportedly texted similar plans for an invasion of Canada to anchor of CBC's ...
www.thebeaverton.com
March 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Trump team accidentally texts Canadian invasion plans to Ian Hanomansing
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Elbows up, Canada!
March 22, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Elbows up, Canada!
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Zelensky pretty sure disgraceful meeting could have been disgraceful email
Zelensky pretty sure disgraceful meeting could have been disgraceful email
WASHINGTON D.C. - Following an explosive White House meeting that saw President Trump berate the visiting Ukrainian president and push Russian talking points, Zelenskyy opined that the entire dishonou...
www.thebeaverton.com
March 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Zelensky pretty sure disgraceful meeting could have been disgraceful email
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"Would you or would you not like Canada to become the 51st state of the United States?"
No: 82%
Yes: 13%
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No Among:
NDP: 94%
LPC: 89%
BQ: 88%
GPC: 87%
CPC: 73%
PPC: 57%
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Leger / Dec 9, 2024 / n=1520 / Online
No: 82%
Yes: 13%
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No Among:
NDP: 94%
LPC: 89%
BQ: 88%
GPC: 87%
CPC: 73%
PPC: 57%
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Leger / Dec 9, 2024 / n=1520 / Online
January 7, 2025 at 11:35 PM
"Would you or would you not like Canada to become the 51st state of the United States?"
No: 82%
Yes: 13%
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No Among:
NDP: 94%
LPC: 89%
BQ: 88%
GPC: 87%
CPC: 73%
PPC: 57%
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Leger / Dec 9, 2024 / n=1520 / Online
No: 82%
Yes: 13%
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No Among:
NDP: 94%
LPC: 89%
BQ: 88%
GPC: 87%
CPC: 73%
PPC: 57%
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Leger / Dec 9, 2024 / n=1520 / Online