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Zetsubo (Jolly)
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death to nostalgia. to the future with virtue.

-free palestine now and forever
-free ukraine
-infrastructure, history and anime.
-some kind of sewer socialist
-anti-techno-optimist
-if you see this give $20 to a food bank

-he/him, aroace texan
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really ultimately all this ai post truth shit is about making the rest of us equally untethered to reality as the richest of us because a few seconds of engagement with reality is all it takes to hate the troglodytes in charge
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Love the confidence of being like call me Boobie Feaster
December 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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given how checked out he is there's a real temptation in the second term to ascribe a lot of the most extreme remigration stuff to the various ghouls propping up this administration but he really is as vile and racist as they come
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 3, 2025 at 10:38 PM
did trump just legalize kei trucks? lmao
December 4, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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The Anglo-American Suicide Pact of 2016 is the strongest bilateral agreement in the world.
i genuinely think the US and UK are in a race towards national (conservative-driven) suicide on both a economic and social level and i think i am right
The right wing British politics twitter reaction/the policy.

I wish I was making this up.
December 4, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Imagine looking at Target’s stock price and thinking, “I want that for me 😌”
December 4, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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PROBLEM: There is too much information and too much noise to be able to determine what is true

SOLUTION: We will financialize ideas and use prediction markets as the supreme arbiter of objective reality

Douglas Adams would have rejected this for being too bleak and absurd
December 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”

Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
December 3, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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"Is Ali Khamenei A Wife Guy" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
December 3, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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99% of complaints about things being better in the past boil down to "you miss not having adult responsibilities". The other 1% is that everything is manufactured to break after two years now.
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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They are beating people who maybe once had a broken taillight and sending them to foreign slave prisons while freeing the worst fraudsters and every corrupt pol. The juxtaposition is so stark and appalling.
NEW: The commutation Trump issued to David Gentile wipes away all further fines & restitution.

Gentile had been sentenced to 7 years for his role in a $1.6B scheme that defrauded thousands of investors.

Prosecutors had been seeking $15.5M in forfeiture.

www.justice.gov/pardon/media...
December 3, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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No ceiling (on the amount of bribes you can take), strong floor (pardons for all corrupt politicians). It's just smart politics
Jeffries claims the charges against Cueller were "very thin" and says Trump's pardon was "exactly the right outcome"
December 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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America is a country that will test UBI hundreds of times, get the same radically positive results each time, and still look at it askance, but will also put untested robotaxis on the road because a billionaire threw a shit fit.
An Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees a staggering reduction in homelessness. The program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years, and at the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees staggering reduction in homelessness
The state program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years. At the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
www.streetroots.org
December 3, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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FOR EASE OF CONVERSION:

In China, please simply use the following conversion rate:

1 Poland ≈ 2 Jiangxis [江西]*

* the closest extant example of a geographically "median" Chinese province at 166.9 km^2
December 3, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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I Think Her Party Should Be Making Statements In Her Defense And The Greater Somali Community
December 3, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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I Think Her Party Shouldn't Continue To Be Lukewarm Cowards About Violent Xenophobia
December 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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It’s time to concede he was right
December 1, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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Last week, ICE arrested and separated a father and son after a routine check-in. Six-year-old Yuanxin had just enrolled in the first grade at an elementary school in Astoria. Now he's in custody, alone. ICE won't say where. This cruelty serves no one. It must end.
December 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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The best American flag is the battle flag of Tecumseh Sherman’s 23rd Corps, made from the tattered remains of Confederate banners.
November 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Volcano is a good movie basically because it's the only movie that recognizes the innate, superhuman heroism of major metropolitan mass transit agency employees.
this is exactly how lava works
December 13, 2024 at 1:54 PM
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Just went and checked CNBC's stream, and yea, it's real.
December 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
inshallah
If she wins the house GOP caucus is imploding
December 2, 2025 at 6:08 PM
go to hell kristi noem you nazi bitch
December 2, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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The year is 2032. Battle lines stretch and break across the former United States as soon as they appear. Everyone expected the Deepdish Horde of the Khan of Illinois to ride to battle against MAGA; no one expected MAGA would fall so easily.

But least expected of all were the Red Kristolites…
December 2, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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I’m no expert, but I’ve seen this paper described as an important justification for claims about the safety of Roundup. And now it has been retracted by the journal it appeared in. 🧪
RETRACTED: Safety Evaluation and Risk Assessment of the Herbicide Roundup and Its Active Ingredient, Glyphosate, for Humans
This article has been retracted: please see Elsevier Policy on Article Withdrawal (https://www.elsevier.com/locate/withdrawalpolicy)This article has b…
www.sciencedirect.com
December 2, 2025 at 5:38 AM