Jessie
@zaheelee.bsky.social
🧙🏻♀️Senior Game Engine Witch at Frostbite👩🏼💻 Seattleite 🌧️ has opinions about comics🦸🏼♀️she/her🏳️🌈thoughts are my own💖 @zaheelee on everything
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i’m not crying you’re crying
xkcd: Fifteen Years
xkcd: Fifteen Years
Fifteen Years
xkcd.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
i’m not crying you’re crying
xkcd: Fifteen Years
xkcd: Fifteen Years
Shoutout to one of my players for taking this awesome photo of my game ❤️
November 24, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Shoutout to one of my players for taking this awesome photo of my game ❤️
SUCCESS
Running my first ever D&D session today and I’m so fucking excited
November 24, 2025 at 6:31 AM
SUCCESS
Running my first ever D&D session today and I’m so fucking excited
November 23, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Running my first ever D&D session today and I’m so fucking excited
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It's okay if you loved Harry Potter. You're not a bad person for having enjoyed something. But how you act after learning that Rowling actively works to harm folks determines your character. Trying to re-frame the situation so that you do not need to change will do you more harm than good.
November 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
It's okay if you loved Harry Potter. You're not a bad person for having enjoyed something. But how you act after learning that Rowling actively works to harm folks determines your character. Trying to re-frame the situation so that you do not need to change will do you more harm than good.
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y'know, if tech companies weren't so fired up to call every single thing "AI" it would be a lot easier to distinguish "ML spam filter that is well-sandboxed and tuned on your emails" from "giant context and IP-eroding foundation model that makes people paranoid and unhappy"
since the "google is now training gemini on your email contents" thing keeps bumping around here: it's _not happening_. I say this not to defend google but because I know a lot of people that have broken their filtering and made their lives much more annoying from sheer misinformation.
The malwarebytes Google opting-your-emails-into-ai-training thing is not true. The post is based on one bad tweet.
I know anti-tech lamenting is a Bluesky core principle, but please use the same judgement you would for any other clickbait.
www.theverge.com/news/826902/...
I know anti-tech lamenting is a Bluesky core principle, but please use the same judgement you would for any other clickbait.
www.theverge.com/news/826902/...
November 23, 2025 at 12:58 PM
y'know, if tech companies weren't so fired up to call every single thing "AI" it would be a lot easier to distinguish "ML spam filter that is well-sandboxed and tuned on your emails" from "giant context and IP-eroding foundation model that makes people paranoid and unhappy"
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FIYERO: finally after years of pent-up feelings we can FUCK
ELPHABA:
ELPHABA:
November 21, 2025 at 7:44 AM
FIYERO: finally after years of pent-up feelings we can FUCK
ELPHABA:
ELPHABA:
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imagine the garment you would put on to say "listen just so you know under no circumstances will anything horny happen now" and increase its size by 125%
im seeing it in the morning and ANTICIPATING the elphablankey
November 21, 2025 at 8:00 AM
imagine the garment you would put on to say "listen just so you know under no circumstances will anything horny happen now" and increase its size by 125%
However prepared you think you are for the size of that sweater, you’re wrong
my favourite part of WICKED 2 was when they got to the song about Fucking and she pulled on the most enormous and thick sweater blanket you've ever seen
November 23, 2025 at 2:34 AM
However prepared you think you are for the size of that sweater, you’re wrong
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Opened Twitter for the first time in a while just to dig up this tweet of theirs I adore
December 19, 2024 at 9:19 AM
Opened Twitter for the first time in a while just to dig up this tweet of theirs I adore
It’s amazing how much a new coffee table improves a living room. And for the board game fans out there: it FOLDS OUT
November 20, 2025 at 7:45 AM
It’s amazing how much a new coffee table improves a living room. And for the board game fans out there: it FOLDS OUT
My arms are made of lead but other than that I feel pretty good
I have finally gotten my COVID booster + flu shot! I have purchased two types of sparkling water and a pack of double stuff oreos as a reward
November 19, 2025 at 7:25 PM
My arms are made of lead but other than that I feel pretty good
I have finally gotten my COVID booster + flu shot! I have purchased two types of sparkling water and a pack of double stuff oreos as a reward
November 19, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I have finally gotten my COVID booster + flu shot! I have purchased two types of sparkling water and a pack of double stuff oreos as a reward
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Today's Art Tip is about drawing the head in perspective, and some shorthands to hopefully make that a little easier.
November 17, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Today's Art Tip is about drawing the head in perspective, and some shorthands to hopefully make that a little easier.
delivery companies shouldn't be allowed to mark a package as "delivery attempted" when they DID NOT ATTEMPT A DELIVERY. The photo is of my box in the inside of a truck! They didn't even try!
I know they do this to hide delays in their internal data but COME ON
I know they do this to hide delays in their internal data but COME ON
November 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
delivery companies shouldn't be allowed to mark a package as "delivery attempted" when they DID NOT ATTEMPT A DELIVERY. The photo is of my box in the inside of a truck! They didn't even try!
I know they do this to hide delays in their internal data but COME ON
I know they do this to hide delays in their internal data but COME ON
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Oh, you support women? Then put a fucking purse hook in your public bathroom
November 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Oh, you support women? Then put a fucking purse hook in your public bathroom
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After much deliberation and a grueling interview process, I’m pleased to announce that I’ve accepted a new job and will not need any financial support from my parents to cover the high costs of childcare going forward. #AmericanDream #ThisIsYourCity
November 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
After much deliberation and a grueling interview process, I’m pleased to announce that I’ve accepted a new job and will not need any financial support from my parents to cover the high costs of childcare going forward. #AmericanDream #ThisIsYourCity
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authors you have the chance to do the funniest thing right now
AI advocates have warned that if every author in the class action filed a claim, it would "financially ruin" the entire industry.
Authors celebrate “historic” settlement coming soon in Anthropic class action
Advocates fear such settlements will “financially ruin” the AI industry.
arstechnica.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:35 AM
authors you have the chance to do the funniest thing right now
I see the spirit of Chicago remains unbroken
"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
November 15, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I see the spirit of Chicago remains unbroken
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in the world of ai being forced down throats it's nice to remember a bunch of strings can make fabric just with my hands and a little machine
November 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
in the world of ai being forced down throats it's nice to remember a bunch of strings can make fabric just with my hands and a little machine
For the first time in my near-decade of living here, Seattle’s going to have a progressive mayor!!! Go Katie Wilson!!!
November 14, 2025 at 2:10 AM
For the first time in my near-decade of living here, Seattle’s going to have a progressive mayor!!! Go Katie Wilson!!!
i took a four day weekend to recover from working late and immediately followed it up with... working late
huh
huh
November 13, 2025 at 7:54 AM
i took a four day weekend to recover from working late and immediately followed it up with... working late
huh
huh
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DO: Run as a progressive with an actionable agenda.
DON’T: Pull a gun on a pregnant woman in a parking lot
DON’T: Pull a gun on a pregnant woman in a parking lot
Katie Wilson wins Seattle mayoral race, incumbent Bruce Harrell appears to be preparing to concede
The exciting race for Mayor of Seattle can now be called. With almost no ballots left to count, challenger Katie Wilson has an advantage that incumbent Bruce Harrell cannot overcome.
The exciting race for Mayor of Seattle can now be called. With almost no ballots left to count, challenger Katie Wilson has an advantage that incumbent Bruce Harrell cannot overcome.
Katie Wilson wins Seattle mayoral race, incumbent Bruce Harrell appears to be preparing to concede
The exciting race for Mayor of Seattle can now be called. With almost no ballots left to count, challenger Katie Wilson has an advantage that incumbent Bruce Harrell cannot overcome.
www.nwprogressive.org
November 13, 2025 at 5:31 AM
DO: Run as a progressive with an actionable agenda.
DON’T: Pull a gun on a pregnant woman in a parking lot
DON’T: Pull a gun on a pregnant woman in a parking lot
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🚨🚨 Just in: Katie Wilson has expanded her lead in the Seattle mayor race. She is now leading by 1,976 votes, which means that the race is no longer in automatic recount territory.
🚨🚨 Just in: Katie Wilson has expanded her lead in the Seattle mayor race. She is now leading by 1,346 votes.
November 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
🚨🚨 Just in: Katie Wilson has expanded her lead in the Seattle mayor race. She is now leading by 1,976 votes, which means that the race is no longer in automatic recount territory.
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Stop quoting stuff CEOs say about game development. They don't know shit. Even game devs only know about their own tiny slice of gamedev, so the suits definitely have no idea. You don't have to listen to them or debunk them, sometimes you can just be like "that's idiotic" and live on.
November 12, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Stop quoting stuff CEOs say about game development. They don't know shit. Even game devs only know about their own tiny slice of gamedev, so the suits definitely have no idea. You don't have to listen to them or debunk them, sometimes you can just be like "that's idiotic" and live on.