I have a question in turn: why his whiskers so long?

THANK YOU! It’s one of the best things I’ve ever purchased

It's okay if you loved Harry Potter. You're not a bad person for having enjoyed something. But how you act after learning that Rowling actively works to harm folks determines your character. Trying to re-frame the situation so that you do not need to change will do you more harm than good.

“Kingston Brown from Uptown” also just rolls off the tongue in such a satisfying way. It’s like someone’s cast a spell every time I hear it

Giving the people what they want!

Margaret Encino is my favorite Beardsley creation by a country mile. I love my corporate Boss Bitch who does online banking during combat

YES

Opened Twitter for the first time in a while just to dig up this tweet of theirs I adore

It also does a little half-fold that makes it easy to eat dinner!

I'm not even mad my package is late, that's whatever, I'm mad that I've become some stupid data point in a dashboard that an overpaid VP will use to explain away service delays at their next quarterly meeting

I think that's the thing I hate the most about late-stage capitalism: the constant lying. I can see through it. The delivery drivers can see through it. The executives can see through it. But we are all expected to play along and pretend that this delay was *my* fault and not poor corporate planning