York Whitaker
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💖💚 AKA1908
😻Pro-Feline
⛵Yacht Rock connoisseur
💖💚 AKA1908
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Leftists in 2025: We will not vote for Gavin Newsom
Leftists in 2026: We will not vote for Gavin Newsom
Leftists in 2027: I'm telling you if you put that Patrick Bateman mothefucker up we will not vote for him
Centrtists in 2028: I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T SPEAK UP AND THEN JUST DIDN'T VOTE FOR HIM
Leftists in 2026: We will not vote for Gavin Newsom
Leftists in 2027: I'm telling you if you put that Patrick Bateman mothefucker up we will not vote for him
Centrtists in 2028: I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T SPEAK UP AND THEN JUST DIDN'T VOTE FOR HIM
lol we're so incredibly lost if Gavin is the nominee
July 15, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Leftists in 2025: We will not vote for Gavin Newsom
Leftists in 2026: We will not vote for Gavin Newsom
Leftists in 2027: I'm telling you if you put that Patrick Bateman mothefucker up we will not vote for him
Centrtists in 2028: I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T SPEAK UP AND THEN JUST DIDN'T VOTE FOR HIM
Leftists in 2026: We will not vote for Gavin Newsom
Leftists in 2027: I'm telling you if you put that Patrick Bateman mothefucker up we will not vote for him
Centrtists in 2028: I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T SPEAK UP AND THEN JUST DIDN'T VOTE FOR HIM
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New plan:
Make spying cute, trick all the people into being our spies.
Make spying cute, trick all the people into being our spies.
February 9, 2026 at 7:07 AM
New plan:
Make spying cute, trick all the people into being our spies.
Make spying cute, trick all the people into being our spies.
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“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
February 9, 2026 at 5:46 AM
“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
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Finneas is better at political messaging than 99% of the Democratic consultants in DC.
February 6, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Finneas is better at political messaging than 99% of the Democratic consultants in DC.
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Wait. You mean Republican monsters publicly projected their own private sins onto their enemies?!?! Is this a thing they do?!?!
Well well well. Looks like they were correct. They just lied about who it was.
February 2, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Wait. You mean Republican monsters publicly projected their own private sins onto their enemies?!?! Is this a thing they do?!?!
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The last time he started talking like this, his allies minimized the risks and we ended up with January 6. This time we must take him literally and seriously. These comments are a five-alarm fire for democracy. In a functioning republic, he would be impeached and removed from office today.
February 2, 2026 at 9:04 PM
The last time he started talking like this, his allies minimized the risks and we ended up with January 6. This time we must take him literally and seriously. These comments are a five-alarm fire for democracy. In a functioning republic, he would be impeached and removed from office today.
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Schumer as a major American metro is being brutally occupied by Trump goons: "The affordability crisis will be our focus throughout 2026 because that's what the American people are demanding"
January 15, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Schumer as a major American metro is being brutally occupied by Trump goons: "The affordability crisis will be our focus throughout 2026 because that's what the American people are demanding"
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The MAGA regime is currently doubling down on its tactical stance of “we will kill women like dogs for merely displeasing us.”
January 10, 2026 at 12:12 AM
The MAGA regime is currently doubling down on its tactical stance of “we will kill women like dogs for merely displeasing us.”
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It's almost like BLM was trying to tell America if they treat us like this, they will treat everyone like this.
January 7, 2026 at 10:29 PM
It's almost like BLM was trying to tell America if they treat us like this, they will treat everyone like this.
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I am going to kindly share, as a Black person used to dodging these types of things, if you have your settings set to autoplay video, today is a great day to turn them off. You can be very informed without having to witness murder.
January 7, 2026 at 6:21 PM
I am going to kindly share, as a Black person used to dodging these types of things, if you have your settings set to autoplay video, today is a great day to turn them off. You can be very informed without having to witness murder.
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Amazing how domestic terror is instantly recognizable when it supports your talking points and very confusing when, for instance, thousands of feral snotbubblers storm the Capitol.
January 7, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Amazing how domestic terror is instantly recognizable when it supports your talking points and very confusing when, for instance, thousands of feral snotbubblers storm the Capitol.
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Im trying to laugh my way through ICE killing ANOTHER person, knowing there will be no consequences. This ain't sustainable. Yall be easy
January 7, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Im trying to laugh my way through ICE killing ANOTHER person, knowing there will be no consequences. This ain't sustainable. Yall be easy
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This book is about the failure to prosecute bankers after the 2008 crisis, but I've always thought the title could apply to a lot of things
January 6, 2026 at 7:16 PM
This book is about the failure to prosecute bankers after the 2008 crisis, but I've always thought the title could apply to a lot of things
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I was wondering what Mamdani's first executive order would be, and I'm not disappointed by this.
He has wiped off the books EVERY Eric Adams executive order issued on or after September 26, 2024, the day Adams was indicted on federal bribery charges.
He has wiped off the books EVERY Eric Adams executive order issued on or after September 26, 2024, the day Adams was indicted on federal bribery charges.
January 1, 2026 at 11:07 PM
I was wondering what Mamdani's first executive order would be, and I'm not disappointed by this.
He has wiped off the books EVERY Eric Adams executive order issued on or after September 26, 2024, the day Adams was indicted on federal bribery charges.
He has wiped off the books EVERY Eric Adams executive order issued on or after September 26, 2024, the day Adams was indicted on federal bribery charges.
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One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.
Rob Reiner: “Silence in the face of authoritarianism is complicity. Speaking out is a patriotic act. Democracy doesn’t defend itself. It requires participation, vigilance, and courage from ordinary people."
December 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.
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Nothing says statesmanship like exploiting a death to settle a Twitter beef from 2017.
December 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Nothing says statesmanship like exploiting a death to settle a Twitter beef from 2017.
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Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
Went outside to eat and got #Whamageddon ‘ed. It ain’t safe in these streets.
December 11, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Went outside to eat and got #Whamageddon ‘ed. It ain’t safe in these streets.
This made me slightly homesick.
If the backyard is full, you’re at Union Pool
If you see a bocce ball, you’re at Union Hall
If you see a bocce ball, you’re at Union Hall
November 29, 2025 at 11:09 PM
This made me slightly homesick.
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CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1965: 20-1
CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1990: 75-1
CEO-to-worker pay ratio today: 280-to-1
Trickle-down economics was always a sham.
Nothing has ever trickled down.
CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1990: 75-1
CEO-to-worker pay ratio today: 280-to-1
Trickle-down economics was always a sham.
Nothing has ever trickled down.
November 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1965: 20-1
CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1990: 75-1
CEO-to-worker pay ratio today: 280-to-1
Trickle-down economics was always a sham.
Nothing has ever trickled down.
CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1990: 75-1
CEO-to-worker pay ratio today: 280-to-1
Trickle-down economics was always a sham.
Nothing has ever trickled down.
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Labor gaining just the tiniest amount of power relative to capital a few years back absolutely broke employers' brains
While work-life balance may give you a sense of happiness and fulfillment, it isn’t always realistic, says Walmart executive vice president and chief people officer Donna Morris.
Walmart exec: ‘I’ve never believed in the term work-life balance’—this is the mantra that made her highly successful instead
Many professionals see work-life balance as a non-negotiable. Walmart CPO Donna Morris says people should practice work-life integration instead. Here's why.
cnb.cx
November 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Labor gaining just the tiniest amount of power relative to capital a few years back absolutely broke employers' brains
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People say the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade is corny and corporate, but where else can you see Busta Rhymes and the Ninja Turtles together for 35 seconds
November 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
People say the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade is corny and corporate, but where else can you see Busta Rhymes and the Ninja Turtles together for 35 seconds
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Prayers up for the single childless women who gotta constantly explain why they not married with kids every damn holiday
November 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Prayers up for the single childless women who gotta constantly explain why they not married with kids every damn holiday