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Lesley Porter
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tattooed gossipy cat lady
outfit repeater
cool aunt®
#yxe
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willyoucometomycottagethissummer
December 22, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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Low sodium chicken bone broth is awesome cause it’s high in protein and I can just chug a bunch of it in a coffee cup. In the winter, it’s basically soup
December 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
*me, circa 2005, listening to Wolf Parade*

Killer song, I hope it gets popular in 20 years during a Big Romantic Gesture scene in a gay hockey melodrama
December 20, 2025 at 7:48 AM
New episode of Heated Rivalry in a few minutes, so be sure to check in on your bisexual neurospicy friends tomorrow.
December 19, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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"it's not fair, all the interesting history has already happened," I said to myself as a kid in the year 2005.

Somewhere in the distance, a monkey's paw began twitching and flailing around wildly like it was doing the Jutsu hand signs from Naruto
December 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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getting a compliment is so complicated because how do you politely say I’m so sorry you seem to be very stupid and unable to perceive reality! not your fault, I promise! I fool people regularly!
December 16, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Made Christmas crack for the first time today
a man in a hat and jacket says i am never going to financially recover from this
Alt: a man in a hat and jacket says i am never going to financially recover from this
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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My hero of 2025
December 11, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Just got a Heated Rivalry fan edit set to a Charli xcx song. My online fandoms are colliding.
December 11, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I’n gonna scream if that video of the beaver on the floating piece of ice turns out to be AI
December 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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December 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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the "15 minute city" is an urban planning concept where residents can access a big bowl of hot soup within 15 minutes of waking up in the morning. if other less important things like going to the doctor take a little longer that's okay
December 9, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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I'm being forced to use discord. I am not a gamer. I am not used to this. Making me learn a new thing at 35 is elder abuse.
December 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
“That was just the intro?!??”
–what I literally said out loud watching the second episode of Heated Rivalry
December 9, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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First date idea: Help me shovel my driveway
December 7, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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You should be able to get rich being silly online instead of being evil online, that would solve a lot of problems
December 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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… and he SERVED ✨
December 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Just chillin'. Photo from my collection, ca. 1960s.
December 5, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Introduced a colleague to the phrase “let’s circle back on this in the new year” and I think I changed his life?!!
December 4, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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You ever think the guy with the Tiny Desk just wants to get back to work?
December 1, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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You’ve heard of elf on a shelf. You’ve probably heard of some other stuff too. I get it. You’re a man of the world.
November 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
November 30, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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"Ottawa U.S. Embassy spokesperson Ariel Pollock" has now been required to issue a comment on our foolishness.
'Made-up quote' in Canadian satire site The Beaverton fools Time Magazine | CBC News
In a recent article about the United States' strained relationships with other countries, Time Magazine included a made-up quote from Canadian satire site The Beaverton — seemingly as fact.
www.cbc.ca
November 28, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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black friday deals are like
November 28, 2025 at 12:49 PM