Lesley Porter
@yelsel.bsky.social
tattooed gossipy cat lady
outfit repeater
cool aunt®
#yxe
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outfit repeater
cool aunt®
#yxe
🏳️🌈
willyoucometomycottagethissummer
December 22, 2025 at 4:26 AM
willyoucometomycottagethissummer
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Low sodium chicken bone broth is awesome cause it’s high in protein and I can just chug a bunch of it in a coffee cup. In the winter, it’s basically soup
December 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Low sodium chicken bone broth is awesome cause it’s high in protein and I can just chug a bunch of it in a coffee cup. In the winter, it’s basically soup
*me, circa 2005, listening to Wolf Parade*
Killer song, I hope it gets popular in 20 years during a Big Romantic Gesture scene in a gay hockey melodrama
Killer song, I hope it gets popular in 20 years during a Big Romantic Gesture scene in a gay hockey melodrama
December 20, 2025 at 7:48 AM
*me, circa 2005, listening to Wolf Parade*
Killer song, I hope it gets popular in 20 years during a Big Romantic Gesture scene in a gay hockey melodrama
Killer song, I hope it gets popular in 20 years during a Big Romantic Gesture scene in a gay hockey melodrama
New episode of Heated Rivalry in a few minutes, so be sure to check in on your bisexual neurospicy friends tomorrow.
December 19, 2025 at 4:55 AM
New episode of Heated Rivalry in a few minutes, so be sure to check in on your bisexual neurospicy friends tomorrow.
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"it's not fair, all the interesting history has already happened," I said to myself as a kid in the year 2005.
Somewhere in the distance, a monkey's paw began twitching and flailing around wildly like it was doing the Jutsu hand signs from Naruto
Somewhere in the distance, a monkey's paw began twitching and flailing around wildly like it was doing the Jutsu hand signs from Naruto
December 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
"it's not fair, all the interesting history has already happened," I said to myself as a kid in the year 2005.
Somewhere in the distance, a monkey's paw began twitching and flailing around wildly like it was doing the Jutsu hand signs from Naruto
Somewhere in the distance, a monkey's paw began twitching and flailing around wildly like it was doing the Jutsu hand signs from Naruto
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getting a compliment is so complicated because how do you politely say I’m so sorry you seem to be very stupid and unable to perceive reality! not your fault, I promise! I fool people regularly!
December 16, 2025 at 5:49 AM
getting a compliment is so complicated because how do you politely say I’m so sorry you seem to be very stupid and unable to perceive reality! not your fault, I promise! I fool people regularly!
Made Christmas crack for the first time today
a man in a hat and jacket says i am never going to financially recover from this
Alt: a man in a hat and jacket says i am never going to financially recover from this
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Made Christmas crack for the first time today
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Just got a Heated Rivalry fan edit set to a Charli xcx song. My online fandoms are colliding.
December 11, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Just got a Heated Rivalry fan edit set to a Charli xcx song. My online fandoms are colliding.
I’n gonna scream if that video of the beaver on the floating piece of ice turns out to be AI
December 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I’n gonna scream if that video of the beaver on the floating piece of ice turns out to be AI
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the "15 minute city" is an urban planning concept where residents can access a big bowl of hot soup within 15 minutes of waking up in the morning. if other less important things like going to the doctor take a little longer that's okay
December 9, 2025 at 11:38 AM
the "15 minute city" is an urban planning concept where residents can access a big bowl of hot soup within 15 minutes of waking up in the morning. if other less important things like going to the doctor take a little longer that's okay
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I'm being forced to use discord. I am not a gamer. I am not used to this. Making me learn a new thing at 35 is elder abuse.
December 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I'm being forced to use discord. I am not a gamer. I am not used to this. Making me learn a new thing at 35 is elder abuse.
“That was just the intro?!??”
–what I literally said out loud watching the second episode of Heated Rivalry
–what I literally said out loud watching the second episode of Heated Rivalry
December 9, 2025 at 1:35 AM
“That was just the intro?!??”
–what I literally said out loud watching the second episode of Heated Rivalry
–what I literally said out loud watching the second episode of Heated Rivalry
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First date idea: Help me shovel my driveway
December 7, 2025 at 11:41 PM
First date idea: Help me shovel my driveway
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You should be able to get rich being silly online instead of being evil online, that would solve a lot of problems
December 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM
You should be able to get rich being silly online instead of being evil online, that would solve a lot of problems
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Just chillin'. Photo from my collection, ca. 1960s.
December 5, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Just chillin'. Photo from my collection, ca. 1960s.
Introduced a colleague to the phrase “let’s circle back on this in the new year” and I think I changed his life?!!
December 4, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Introduced a colleague to the phrase “let’s circle back on this in the new year” and I think I changed his life?!!
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You ever think the guy with the Tiny Desk just wants to get back to work?
December 1, 2025 at 1:08 PM
You ever think the guy with the Tiny Desk just wants to get back to work?
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You’ve heard of elf on a shelf. You’ve probably heard of some other stuff too. I get it. You’re a man of the world.
November 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
You’ve heard of elf on a shelf. You’ve probably heard of some other stuff too. I get it. You’re a man of the world.
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"Ottawa U.S. Embassy spokesperson Ariel Pollock" has now been required to issue a comment on our foolishness.
'Made-up quote' in Canadian satire site The Beaverton fools Time Magazine | CBC News
In a recent article about the United States' strained relationships with other countries, Time Magazine included a made-up quote from Canadian satire site The Beaverton — seemingly as fact.
www.cbc.ca
November 28, 2025 at 8:27 PM
"Ottawa U.S. Embassy spokesperson Ariel Pollock" has now been required to issue a comment on our foolishness.
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black friday deals are like
November 28, 2025 at 12:49 PM
black friday deals are like