Ryan Ewing
@xyanewing.bsky.social
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The Steelers have now lost seven straight playoff games. They have trailed on every second-half snap in every one of those games.
January 13, 2026 at 4:27 AM
The Steelers have now lost seven straight playoff games. They have trailed on every second-half snap in every one of those games.
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There is no “crossing the aisle” with people like this. They are purely evil and must be treated as such.
January 8, 2026 at 2:42 PM
There is no “crossing the aisle” with people like this. They are purely evil and must be treated as such.
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This angle. My god.
NEW: Second video shows ICE shooting in Minneapolis. A woman, a U.S. citizen, was killed
January 7, 2026 at 6:24 PM
This angle. My god.
And for any that followed the progress of the other one, I finally got it framed
January 7, 2026 at 3:49 AM
And for any that followed the progress of the other one, I finally got it framed
I used to post progress on my larger works on at the other place. I started this one on 20 Dec 2025
January 7, 2026 at 3:47 AM
I used to post progress on my larger works on at the other place. I started this one on 20 Dec 2025
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You gotta be fuckin kidding me
January 5, 2026 at 4:35 AM
You gotta be fuckin kidding me
@vidae01.bsky.social you doing okay, bud?
January 1, 2026 at 12:53 AM
@vidae01.bsky.social you doing okay, bud?
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“SELL IT TO WHO, BEN? FUCKING AQUAMAN??”
December 26, 2025 at 4:59 AM
“SELL IT TO WHO, BEN? FUCKING AQUAMAN??”
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you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you
December 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you
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you there boy, what bullshit is this
December 25, 2025 at 5:30 AM
you there boy, what bullshit is this
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"Amazing Grace" Hopper was born #OTD in 1906.
+PhD in #Mathematics, Yale
+Rear Admiral, US Navy
+Invented the first computer compiler, foundational to modern software
+Co-developed COBOL, one of the earliest standardized computer languages
#WomenInSTEM #legend
+PhD in #Mathematics, Yale
+Rear Admiral, US Navy
+Invented the first computer compiler, foundational to modern software
+Co-developed COBOL, one of the earliest standardized computer languages
#WomenInSTEM #legend
December 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
"Amazing Grace" Hopper was born #OTD in 1906.
+PhD in #Mathematics, Yale
+Rear Admiral, US Navy
+Invented the first computer compiler, foundational to modern software
+Co-developed COBOL, one of the earliest standardized computer languages
#WomenInSTEM #legend
+PhD in #Mathematics, Yale
+Rear Admiral, US Navy
+Invented the first computer compiler, foundational to modern software
+Co-developed COBOL, one of the earliest standardized computer languages
#WomenInSTEM #legend
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Murder! Being a teenager in the 1970s! A haunted amusement park! An attractive older woman who is a crack shot with a rifle! And a VERY special edition of Uncle Stevie's Mixtape, as this month JUST KING THINGS tackles the breezy, readable fun of 2013's JOYLAND: rangedtouch.com/2025/12/08/j...
December 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Murder! Being a teenager in the 1970s! A haunted amusement park! An attractive older woman who is a crack shot with a rifle! And a VERY special edition of Uncle Stevie's Mixtape, as this month JUST KING THINGS tackles the breezy, readable fun of 2013's JOYLAND: rangedtouch.com/2025/12/08/j...
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Braver than like 90% of reporters for no reason at all.
this is the correct way to react to anything the president says-
November 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Braver than like 90% of reporters for no reason at all.
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squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
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i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
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This holiday season, give Jeff Bezos and Amazon the gift of zero dollars. 🥰
November 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
This holiday season, give Jeff Bezos and Amazon the gift of zero dollars. 🥰
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Remember this intentional grounding when someone complains that Mahomes gets all the calls.
Nobody "gets all the calls." The officials make bad calls randomly.
Nobody "gets all the calls." The officials make bad calls randomly.
November 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Remember this intentional grounding when someone complains that Mahomes gets all the calls.
Nobody "gets all the calls." The officials make bad calls randomly.
Nobody "gets all the calls." The officials make bad calls randomly.
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i would love to play center field when a no-doubt 430-foot home run is hit and run into the outfield wall at a dead sprint. as the camera cinematically pans up to follow the ball you briefly see me in the corner of the screen absolutely eating shit
November 1, 2025 at 1:34 AM
i would love to play center field when a no-doubt 430-foot home run is hit and run into the outfield wall at a dead sprint. as the camera cinematically pans up to follow the ball you briefly see me in the corner of the screen absolutely eating shit
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Never became as popular as "ET Phone Home" did it
September 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Never became as popular as "ET Phone Home" did it
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outfielders have to be the worst farmers i've ever seen. what are you doing out there? get to work
October 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
outfielders have to be the worst farmers i've ever seen. what are you doing out there? get to work
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Graham Platner was viciously smeared by Graham Platner when Graham Platner posted bigoted shit under the name Graham Platner and tattooed a Nazi symbol onto poor Graham Platner.
This collusion of Graham Platner against Graham Platner is obviously a nefarious conspiracy.
This collusion of Graham Platner against Graham Platner is obviously a nefarious conspiracy.
"It's really interesting to have this whole power structure essentially turn on to try to drag my name through the mud." Maine Senate candidate Graham Platner describes the resistance he has experienced within the Democratic Party.
www.threads.com/@thebriefing...
www.threads.com/@thebriefing...
The Briefing with Jen Psaki (@thebriefingwithpsaki) on Threads
"It's really interesting to have this whole power structure essentially turn on to try to drag my name through the mud." Maine Senate candidate Graham Platner describes the resistance he has experienc...
www.threads.com
October 29, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Graham Platner was viciously smeared by Graham Platner when Graham Platner posted bigoted shit under the name Graham Platner and tattooed a Nazi symbol onto poor Graham Platner.
This collusion of Graham Platner against Graham Platner is obviously a nefarious conspiracy.
This collusion of Graham Platner against Graham Platner is obviously a nefarious conspiracy.
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Week 8 Objective NFL Power Ratings
The Chiefs are the best team always has been . meme
The Chiefs are the best team always has been . meme
October 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Week 8 Objective NFL Power Ratings
The Chiefs are the best team always has been . meme
The Chiefs are the best team always has been . meme
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mahomes doing mahomes things
October 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
mahomes doing mahomes things