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@wupchurch.bsky.social
Everything looks like a conspiracy when you don't understand anything.
Phoenix resident of 38 years. Life is what you make it.
Illegitimi Non Carborundum
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January 19, 2026 at 2:28 AM
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January 18, 2026 at 11:15 PM
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👏 👏 water balloons ftw!

The fake alpha males hindered by a summer joy favourite of children.
January 17, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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Right-wing influencer Jake Lang is stuck in a window recess against Minneapolis City Hall.

He’s soaked with freezing water after counterprotesters hurled water balloons at him. bit.ly/4baGhJn
January 17, 2026 at 7:09 PM
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🤙🏽
January 18, 2026 at 12:44 AM
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here's today's post: "shh! don’t wake the elderly golfer — Oval Bordello meetings make him sleepy"
we really do live in the shittiest timeline ever.
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shh! don’t wake the elderly golfer — Oval Bordello meetings make him sleepy
shittiest. timeline. ever.
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January 15, 2026 at 3:54 PM
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“When I first heard they’d found a cure for dyslexia, it was like music to my arse.”

—source unknown
January 14, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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The waste fraud and abuse is coming from inside the house.
A few months ago, ICE hired me

I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable

And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"

My latest for Slate
You’ve Heard About Who ICE Is Recruiting. The Truth Is Far Worse. I’m the Proof.
What happens when you do minimal screening before hiring agents, arming them, and sending them into the streets? We're all finding out.
slate.com
January 13, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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here's today's post: "ICE is big sad because everyone hates their guts. boo fucking hoo." — let’s all enjoy Greg Bovino getting his fascist ass heckled.
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ICE is big sad because everyone hates their guts. boo fucking hoo.
let’s all enjoy Greg Bovino getting his fascist ass heckled
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January 13, 2026 at 4:06 PM
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marco the pathetic.
TikTok video by Nick Muller
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January 8, 2026 at 4:37 AM
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My man looks like Robert Redford was battered and deep-fried
January 3, 2026 at 3:24 AM
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Not hiding the candy anymore.
January 2, 2026 at 10:49 PM
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The correlation between companies named after the Tolkien legendarium and their CEO/Founder being a chittering skinwalker fingering his own taint at the idea of draining the planet of all its resources and then fucking off to a sealed dome in New Zealand while everyone else suffers is extremely high
December 31, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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here's today's post: "wishcasting our merry way to hell: how the press utterly failed us in 2025" — what the hell do they imagine they’re doing?
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wishcasting our merry way to hell: how the press utterly failed us in 2025
what the hell do they imagine they’re doing?
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December 28, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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here's today's post: "dumbest president ever invents the battleship" — it’s all so stupid and pointless.
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dumbest president ever invents the battleship
it’s all so stupid and pointless
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December 23, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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@bencollins.bsky.social The Onion ("America's Finest News Source" - trademark) stays in business by offering festive holiday discounts on subscriptions to old-timey ink-on-paper editions of The Onion delivered directly to grateful subscribers by the equally-old-timey United States Postal Service.
How in hell does The Onion stay in business?
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.

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December 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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NIGHTS OF BLUE SKIES
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DAY 15 DECEMBER 2025
2nd night of Hanukkah

These Tragic Times

To the family of Michele & Rob Reiner we send our heartfelt condolences

This below is actual footage of Carl and his beloved son
They reenacted this poignant scene from the Princess Bride
RIP 🙏😪
December 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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"Everyone f**ing hates you!" See what happens when unarmed, peaceful citizens put their bodies in the way of an unwarranted ICE raid. A tense run-in unfolds between St. Paul, Minnesota residents and ICE agents.

www.reddit.com/r/minnesota/...
From the minnesota community on Reddit: "Everyone f**ing hates you!" See what happens when unarmed, peaceful citizens put their bodies in the way of an unwarranted ICE raid. A tense run-in unfolds bet...
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December 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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ICE attacks & pepper sprays Rep. Adelita Grijalva
December 6, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Hideous.
#ICE fired a munition at Rep. Adelita Grijalva as she demanded answers during a raid in her own community. No warning, no transparency, just armored agents turning Tucson into a war zone. If they’ll fire at a Congresswoman on camera, imagine what they do off-camera‼️ #fuckICE
December 6, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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Maybe instead of committing atrocities, we could just make the rich pay their fair share and have universal healthcare and affordable housing instead.

Idk, just spitballing here.
December 4, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Goddamnit this dude is outing us! You're not supposed to TELL people metal guitarists sound like an episode of Spongebob without effects 😂
December 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM