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nathan
@wiseposter.bsky.social
· Oct 16
(playing a marimba for like 7 minutes while the camera cuts around showing credits) hello and welcome to my page
there should be a committee that gets to decide if "Landslide" is allowed to be used in a commercial and the answer should always be no
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 AM
there should be a committee that gets to decide if "Landslide" is allowed to be used in a commercial and the answer should always be no
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can i get a freakin edit button? and a thumbs down button? and a dislike? and a "disfavor" anti-heart? and a gun that shoots thru the scree
November 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
can i get a freakin edit button? and a thumbs down button? and a dislike? and a "disfavor" anti-heart? and a gun that shoots thru the scree
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I miss the pretty bad times before things got a great deal worse
November 27, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I miss the pretty bad times before things got a great deal worse
IDEA: A show called "The Great British Boiling Show" where they boil food, mostly eggs. A combative judge would say "it's overboiled!"
November 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
IDEA: A show called "The Great British Boiling Show" where they boil food, mostly eggs. A combative judge would say "it's overboiled!"
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can you 'flate me tire
November 8, 2023 at 12:11 AM
can you 'flate me tire
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Studio Sale!
I’m packing up my studio and moving across the country, which means all art is on sale 🥳🥳🥳 It’s the perfect time to get a holiday gift for yourself or someone else (and help me clear out my pile of work!)
whatmaddness.com/shop
I’m packing up my studio and moving across the country, which means all art is on sale 🥳🥳🥳 It’s the perfect time to get a holiday gift for yourself or someone else (and help me clear out my pile of work!)
whatmaddness.com/shop
Shop – whatmaddness
whatmaddness.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Studio Sale!
I’m packing up my studio and moving across the country, which means all art is on sale 🥳🥳🥳 It’s the perfect time to get a holiday gift for yourself or someone else (and help me clear out my pile of work!)
whatmaddness.com/shop
I’m packing up my studio and moving across the country, which means all art is on sale 🥳🥳🥳 It’s the perfect time to get a holiday gift for yourself or someone else (and help me clear out my pile of work!)
whatmaddness.com/shop
when you're gettin cooked for your homemade bricks the last thing you wanna see is an ancient bricks nerd suggesting a 2,000 year old design
November 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
when you're gettin cooked for your homemade bricks the last thing you wanna see is an ancient bricks nerd suggesting a 2,000 year old design
guy trying to make a house of his own weird brick is the kind of bad idea that hits like a cold drink of water. i need that sort of bullshit
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
guy trying to make a house of his own weird brick is the kind of bad idea that hits like a cold drink of water. i need that sort of bullshit
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And the wall so far
November 25, 2025 at 2:41 PM
And the wall so far
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cow bricks
November 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
cow bricks
just found the lil caesars guy in one of my traps. got to him a bit late. he was long dead but the pizza wasnt decayed. i can have a little
November 25, 2025 at 6:32 AM
just found the lil caesars guy in one of my traps. got to him a bit late. he was long dead but the pizza wasnt decayed. i can have a little
giving this to the most normal baby i know
Rattle
Tlingit, ca. 1890
On view at The Met Fifth Avenue in Gallery 746
Tlingit, ca. 1890
On view at The Met Fifth Avenue in Gallery 746
November 25, 2025 at 6:00 AM
giving this to the most normal baby i know
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i won’t eat a free food sample unless the store employee eats one first
November 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
i won’t eat a free food sample unless the store employee eats one first
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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interesting!
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
interesting!
there are two media jobs: 1) scream at your phone camera in the car, 2) motivational speech at your phone camera in the car
November 23, 2025 at 5:02 AM
there are two media jobs: 1) scream at your phone camera in the car, 2) motivational speech at your phone camera in the car
Ghost of Christmas Future just showed me being on my phone? whats wrong with that?? ghost was supposed to be creepy n' sad. what a let down
November 22, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Ghost of Christmas Future just showed me being on my phone? whats wrong with that?? ghost was supposed to be creepy n' sad. what a let down
(hears that two different political guys met) that's nice. i hope the meeting went well. (everyone starts booing me for being stupid)
November 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
(hears that two different political guys met) that's nice. i hope the meeting went well. (everyone starts booing me for being stupid)
i have discovered a new blanket configuration that provides incredible comfort... at a terrible price
November 21, 2025 at 10:22 PM
i have discovered a new blanket configuration that provides incredible comfort... at a terrible price
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My bf is excitedly telling me that the reason we can't find Bigfoot is because they "simply" explode when they die.
November 18, 2025 at 8:13 PM
My bf is excitedly telling me that the reason we can't find Bigfoot is because they "simply" explode when they die.
lmao interview reply on the level of the deposition with the "the question was 'is this your handwriting'"
November 21, 2025 at 7:55 PM
lmao interview reply on the level of the deposition with the "the question was 'is this your handwriting'"
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Oh my god that is the worst possible answer
November 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Oh my god that is the worst possible answer
if wikipedia ever dies then so will i
November 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
if wikipedia ever dies then so will i