Wilzax
@wilzax.website
If you enjoyed my post and came here looking for more, I'm sorry to say it was probably a fluke. But I'm flattered anyway!
If you didn't enjoy my post, my bio won't fix it. Sorry again :(
Pronouns any/any just don't switch them mid-convo it confuses me
If you didn't enjoy my post, my bio won't fix it. Sorry again :(
Pronouns any/any just don't switch them mid-convo it confuses me
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Wilzax
@wilzax.website
· Jul 14
any bairn begotten aft'r 1593 cannot toil... All they knoweth is gamble , sipeth they cups, sin, be unlearned , smoketh hot pipe & falsehood
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Here's the crux of the gist: we're on the cusp of a brink
January 6, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Here's the crux of the gist: we're on the cusp of a brink
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I know it's a fool's errand to expect anything from the media but "President posts video of himself dumping diarrhea on America" is an important thing to call attention to for a dozen reasons
October 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I know it's a fool's errand to expect anything from the media but "President posts video of himself dumping diarrhea on America" is an important thing to call attention to for a dozen reasons
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People experiencing miscarriages in states with abortion bans told us they wished they had known what to expect and how to advocate for themselves.
We created this guide for anyone who finds themselves in the same position 👇
(Published Dec. 2024)
We created this guide for anyone who finds themselves in the same position 👇
(Published Dec. 2024)
If You’re Pregnant, Here’s What You Should Know About the Medical Procedures That Could Save Your Life
Women experiencing pregnancy loss in states with abortion bans told us they wished they had known what to expect and how to advocate for themselves. We created this guide for anyone who finds themselv...
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October 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
People experiencing miscarriages in states with abortion bans told us they wished they had known what to expect and how to advocate for themselves.
We created this guide for anyone who finds themselves in the same position 👇
(Published Dec. 2024)
We created this guide for anyone who finds themselves in the same position 👇
(Published Dec. 2024)
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Every generation without fail.
This is from around the year 1600.
This is from around the year 1600.
July 14, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Every generation without fail.
This is from around the year 1600.
This is from around the year 1600.
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This is a Hall of Fame reader comment on a very reactionary op-ed about Zohran Mamdani's victory that was published in my local paper today.
June 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
This is a Hall of Fame reader comment on a very reactionary op-ed about Zohran Mamdani's victory that was published in my local paper today.
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Friends and family express concern after video goes viral showing "despondent" Andrew Cuomo barely harassing female staffers at all
June 25, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Friends and family express concern after video goes viral showing "despondent" Andrew Cuomo barely harassing female staffers at all
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11 colors (by accident, again), pixelart
June 14, 2025 at 7:19 PM
11 colors (by accident, again), pixelart
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I'm begging the dems to understand the value of the symbolic victory/ making your enemy do the obviously bad/corrupt thing publicly
June 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I'm begging the dems to understand the value of the symbolic victory/ making your enemy do the obviously bad/corrupt thing publicly
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Hakeem Jeffries calls for "wait and see" approach to gun pressed against your head. "When the trigger is pulled of course we will take appropriate action to accelerate house procedures in order to minimize likelihood of negative outcomes. But there is currently no reason to assume malicious intent."
June 13, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Hakeem Jeffries calls for "wait and see" approach to gun pressed against your head. "When the trigger is pulled of course we will take appropriate action to accelerate house procedures in order to minimize likelihood of negative outcomes. But there is currently no reason to assume malicious intent."
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![Comic. SOUND EFFECT: ⚠ BOOP! [person with hands on head sitting at computer desk] PERSON: AAAAA! I heard it *again!* *Where* is that *coming* from!? [caption] It turns out living well is only the *second*-best revenge. The *best* revenge is making a tiny hole in someone’s wall and dropping in a battery-powered capsule that, every 6-12 hours, plays the alert sound of a USB device connecting.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreibieyzs7n6vlwvdvuupdxedoqa5wlmgpuxru7x6mqarrycvuvenni@jpeg)
June 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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June 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Jewelry Company Jumps Gun With Engagement Ring Commercial Featuring Polyamorous Triad theonion.com/jewelry...
June 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Jewelry Company Jumps Gun With Engagement Ring Commercial Featuring Polyamorous Triad theonion.com/jewelry...
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that unanimous vote and the lack of a veto override was also useful when it comes to the argument of "if you just gave us enough seats" - if we give you enough seats, you will, once you run into the slightest roadblock, still give up immediately? even in california? good to know
May 28, 2025 at 2:29 PM
that unanimous vote and the lack of a veto override was also useful when it comes to the argument of "if you just gave us enough seats" - if we give you enough seats, you will, once you run into the slightest roadblock, still give up immediately? even in california? good to know
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Summarise this document into bullet points. Now tell me how to understand bullet points. Translate bullet points into simple pictograms, now describe the pictograms in words of one syllable.
Now convert the inchoate noises I make in response to the pictograms into a masters thesis, honours level.
Now convert the inchoate noises I make in response to the pictograms into a masters thesis, honours level.
May 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Summarise this document into bullet points. Now tell me how to understand bullet points. Translate bullet points into simple pictograms, now describe the pictograms in words of one syllable.
Now convert the inchoate noises I make in response to the pictograms into a masters thesis, honours level.
Now convert the inchoate noises I make in response to the pictograms into a masters thesis, honours level.
You guys think they'll open a Portillo's in Rome now?
May 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
You guys think they'll open a Portillo's in Rome now?
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Nobody ever says "I had a really good banana/got some great bananas" they're always the same
April 28, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Nobody ever says "I had a really good banana/got some great bananas" they're always the same
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And one thing I'm quickly realizing about myself is that I have a hard time sympathizing with the idea that "the way the world used to work" is harder than how big tech wants it to work.
I can't shake the feeling that big tech thrives on people who conflate "new" with better.
I can't shake the feeling that big tech thrives on people who conflate "new" with better.
April 8, 2025 at 5:01 PM
And one thing I'm quickly realizing about myself is that I have a hard time sympathizing with the idea that "the way the world used to work" is harder than how big tech wants it to work.
I can't shake the feeling that big tech thrives on people who conflate "new" with better.
I can't shake the feeling that big tech thrives on people who conflate "new" with better.
Just had a banana so perfectly ripe that I had to cut the peel open with a knife. Beautiful green tinge at the stem and just around the base. Flawless yellow midsection and a just-stopped-being-waxy inside.
I have experienced peak Cavendish. It's all downhill from here.
I have experienced peak Cavendish. It's all downhill from here.
February 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Just had a banana so perfectly ripe that I had to cut the peel open with a knife. Beautiful green tinge at the stem and just around the base. Flawless yellow midsection and a just-stopped-being-waxy inside.
I have experienced peak Cavendish. It's all downhill from here.
I have experienced peak Cavendish. It's all downhill from here.
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I think that the tweet genre of “this person (who might be a bot) had a bizarre opinion that made me think less of humanity and so the right thing by to do is screenshot it and show it to the largest number of people” is silly.
January 13, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I think that the tweet genre of “this person (who might be a bot) had a bizarre opinion that made me think less of humanity and so the right thing by to do is screenshot it and show it to the largest number of people” is silly.
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The deep state has pulled wool over our eyes
January 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
The deep state has pulled wool over our eyes
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404 Media's reporting on an internal Google privacy violation database has been subpoenaed by the State of Texas.
We are fighting it.
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We are fighting it.
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December 9, 2024 at 8:12 PM
404 Media's reporting on an internal Google privacy violation database has been subpoenaed by the State of Texas.
We are fighting it.
🔗 www.404media.co/404-media-ob...
We are fighting it.
🔗 www.404media.co/404-media-ob...