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wickedgarden.bsky.social
𝑱𝒆𝒏𝒏𝒖𝒊
@wickedgarden.bsky.social
Just a pretty guardian who fights for love, justice, and the last slice of pizza. 🌙💖🍕

❤️‍🔥 @PotShopBoy.bsky.social

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Get in loser, I’m leading you into temptation.
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Send me wine and pizza so I know it’s real
November 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
An eyelid, but for your peepee.
November 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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An eyelid, but for the butthole.
November 22, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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I doth find these harlots most false-hearted.
November 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Call me Rapunzel with how my curtains match my drapes.
November 21, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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“i guess i’m in my hussy phase now” i say, undoing one of my corduroy overall straps
November 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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every day i wake up and think ok today i’m going to try super hard not to go insane
November 21, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Me, five minutes after leaving the house: I have made a terrible mistake and must return to my nest immediately.
November 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Oh nothing, just thinking about Soleil Moon Frye.
November 21, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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Get in loser, I’m leading you into temptation.
August 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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If I’m going to die of a heart attack, it better epic, like from snorting blow off a high class stripper’s ass or something.
November 21, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Call me Rapunzel with how my curtains match my drapes.
November 21, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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You wouldn't believe how hot it makes a woman to be thought of as a human.
November 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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every week is a short week when you disassociate
November 21, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Time to put the haunted vag away and bring out The Gobbler™.
November 20, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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true
November 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Live your life in a way that people don't groan so hard they hurt their throats when you head their way to chat.
November 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Time to turn the furnace on. *spreads legs*
November 20, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Time to turn the furnace on. *spreads legs*
November 20, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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My pullout game is the strongest (I don't have sex)
November 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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You could say I’m down bad, I can’t reach my Life Alert™.
November 20, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Think my mom will like this “personal massager” from the Sears catalog for Christmas this year?
November 20, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Reverse cowgirl so I can't see the shame and regret on her face.
November 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Time to put the haunted vag away and bring out The Gobbler™.
November 20, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Think my mom will like this “personal massager” from the Sears catalog for Christmas this year?
November 20, 2025 at 4:17 AM