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Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.

"Please get the truth out about our son."
January 25, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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to turn off autoplaying video on the bluesky mobile app

select the icon in the top left corner

go to settings

go to content and media

make sure "autoplay videos and gifs" is toggled off
April 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Have a larger story on this coming, but I’ve been embedded with this group, and this story from yesterday is part of what they’ve been doing in the city: religionnews.com/2026/01/22/h...
January 23, 2026 at 2:27 PM
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Enough people have asked so I'm doing a PREORDER- $8 per shirt sold will go to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota. Abolish ICE.

www.harebraineddesign.com/products/abo...
January 9, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.
January 22, 2026 at 3:58 AM
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this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
January 8, 2026 at 2:33 PM
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what's wrong with this guy
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women

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November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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makes me weep to think of the gifts robbed from us because unaffordable housing has made it difficult for people to pursue their passions and hobbies
October 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
If you have any fitness goals at all, start now because it only gets harder after 30. Yoga and strength training will probably provide the best bang for your buck in terms of effort/reward
Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?
October 3, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Jesus Christ, Bill de Blasio is cooking here.

nymag.com/intelligence...
June 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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What Eisenhower said over 70 years ago is even more true today.
June 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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W.E.B. Du Bois on Robert E. Lee:

“Either he knew what slavery meant when he helped maim and murder thousands in its defense, or he did not. If he did not he was a fool. If he did, Robert Lee was a traitor and a rebel–not indeed to his country, but to humanity and humanity’s God.”
June 11, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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We apologize for the Europa trophy. Those responsible have been sacked.
June 6, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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SCENES
May 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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EUROPA LEAGUE FINALISTS
May 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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gotta be the first pope who conceivably has tried malort
May 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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All the guys who run media went from shitheads who used to throw elaborate and expensive parties to fill a void inside of them to guys with headlines about them like "Meet The Startup King Who Invented Slavery 2"
May 1, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody
April 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Forgive the earnest post here, but one year ago this week, Global Tetrahedron took over The Onion. We've since brought back the paper and ONN, dramatically increased revenue, and hired more writers and artists.

But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.
April 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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On being called DEI and why it isn’t the burn they think it is
April 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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In 2000, John Waters donated 372 pieces of his art collection to the Baltimore Museum of Art. They named a rotunda after him in their gallery. He requested an all-gender restroom be named for him instead. #BOTD
April 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM