Jabber
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Jabber
@vsjabber.bsky.social
Peruvian, just here for a social network that doesn't stress me out as much.
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ME PRE TRANSITION: lava is so cool

THE LADS: hehe yeah bro

ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool

THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot
December 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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A Carolina Wren trying to pass as a Nuthatch
#birds
December 9, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Day 9 of #ArtAdventCalendar is a handsome Pyrrhuloxia portrait from June 🪶
December 9, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Rainbow-bearded Thornbill (Chalcostigma herrani) male, Napo, Ecuador, October 2025. 🌿🪶 #birds
#birding
#nature
#wildlife
#photography
#birdsseenin2025
#hummingbirds
December 9, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Time for #BirdOfTheDay and the theme is #SideViews

From this past Saturday at Bombay Hook NWR, a #sparrow (either swam or white-throated).

#EastCoastKin #PhotographersUnited #photography #birdphotography #birds
December 9, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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A black-capped Chickadee (Poecile atricapillus) arrives screaming, scaring away a Tufted Titmouse (partially seen). Photo © Enrique Shore #birds #nature #birding #flying #birdphotography #wildlife #birdsinflight #chickadee #birdwatching #bird
December 9, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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me dressed up and exercising at the airport before my 8 hour flight
December 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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I am brimming with holiday spirit
December 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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for the emperor
December 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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For fucking SOLITAIRE???
In case you were wondering what it’s like to boot a free to play mobile game in 2025
December 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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lmao
December 7, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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“I love you, sugar Daddy”

My youngest keeps saying that to me over and over again

He came up with it himself and does it more if I object

He thinks “sugar” is good and nice so why not combine with daddy

Hm

I try to keep it together when he says it and just say: thx.
December 6, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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crazy all the websites and paypros are doing their big No Horny Allowed crackdown while every online advertisement now is iether "AI SEX HOT AI CHAT NO FILTER BOOB AI FURRY GIRLFRIEND only for adults ages 6+" or "NPR is now teaming up with Bumfights dot com to revolutionize gamified asset trading"
December 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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By “sovreignty” he means “states should be weak enough so that billionaires like me should be able to treat them as feudal vassals” bsky.app/profile/lora...
Elon Musk is against the European Union being the European Union —he posted this after X (fka Twitter) was fined for violations of the EU’s Digital Services Act.
December 6, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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[2/2] Later, I got to wondering what the real reason for the Humane Society's involvement in filmmaking was, so I looked it up, and apparently it *really was* a film where the producers chucked a horse off a cliff: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesse_J.... I genuinely thought I was exaggerating for effect.
December 7, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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I can’t get over how Barbie succeeded because it offered tangible ways for women and girls to celebrate each other (and dress up and go to the movies together) but studios thought it worked because it’s about toys so now they’re making like Bananagrams the movie
December 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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We just accept it because it’s always been this way but ‘Ringo Starr’ is a bonkers thing to call yourself when the other guys are John, Paul, and George. It’s like having a band where everyone else uses their real name and then the drummer goes yes please call me Crackers Creamsworth
December 6, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
November 29, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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At about $60K that's about 128 million graduate team indie games, at $150K about 500,000 small indie games, at $300K about 250,000 mid-size debut indie games, or at around $950K about 110,000 indie games by a team of more experienced devs.

There are a total of 110,000 indie games on Steam.
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the "Metaverse" has lost his company more than $77 billion.
December 6, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM