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Jeremy Zeilik
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Librarian and all around goofus. Check out I Chews You the podcast about cooking and eating Pokemon.
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multiplekittens * Follow "i love spider-man, it's so kafkaesque" + guy who thinks kafkaesque means there's a big bug multiplekittens $ Follow "i love the fly, it's so kafkaesque" + guy who got lucky this time
December 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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amutepiggy.bsky.social
GOD: if my commandments get 50,000 likes, i will tell Abraham to kill his son
December 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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murdoink.com
the world has changed
December 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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catsofyore.bsky.social
Sass machine! Photo from my collection, no date/info.
Black and white photo of a small shorthaired calico cat standing outside on rocky soil, looking sassy.
December 12, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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bhaalspawn.bsky.social
The Sony PSP (2004) is now as old as the Nintendo Entertainment System (1983) was when the PSP was released.
December 12, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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tonightsepisode.bsky.social
Titlecard from the television program BURKE'S LAW*. In black and white, an open space between two structures at a fair or exhibition grounds, moderately busy with activity. At its left edge, the entrance to a Show Barn or Livestock Pavilion stretches from just below the frame's centre up and out of view. One of its tall white three-paneled doors is swung open. Roughly 35ft. across an open dirt expanse, a low-rising stable or similar enclosure; its grey roof is either flat or low-angled, and stretches diagonally through the image's upper right quadrant. In between, a bustle of activity. A white horse of indeterminate breed exits the barn; beside it walks a man in light coloured jacket and dark pants. There may be one or more white horses at the image's centre. On the right, a man in tan uniform with garrison cap, a vending tray around his neck. A dark-haired woman in tan cigarette pants and longsleeved black top appears back turned front and centre at the frame's bottom. She waves. In the lower right corner, seen knees-up in profile, the distinctive multicoloured diamond pattern of a harlequin costume of what is most likely a horseshoe-bald pale white clown**. This tableau is bound at the rear by a frame-spanning white ranch rail fence with 4 horizontal courses on a 12ft. span adorned with several downhanging semicircuar patriotic fan flags. Rising from and above this into the image's upper right corner, a rectangular billboard sign upon whose face is likely written (in "Circus"-styled text) "Alexis Baff's International Circus". Overlaid in oversized white italic serif capitals*** with a translucent grey shadow, split over three lines to fill the frame's top two thirds, "Who Killed the 13th Clown?" (© Copyright MCMLXV Four Star-Barbety All Rights Reserved) *(Original 1960s Four Star/Barbety/Spelling variant for the American Broadcasting Company.) **(Could this be... the THIRTEENTH clown?! Uh oh, buddy. Look out!) ***(a bold Cheltenham font or variant?)
December 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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hildur.bsky.social
Tonight Stekkjastaur, the first of Iceland's 13 Yule Lads, comes down from the mountains. He likes to sneak into the sheep shed to drink milk from the ewes.

All the children put a shoe in the window for him to put a treat or a little gift in – if they have been good! The bad children get a potato.
Illustration of Stekkjastaur by Brian Pilkington. He is wearing old timey clothes, has a red hat, and white hair and beard and is trying to mount an Icelandic sheep.
December 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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supergiantgames.bsky.social
We’re deeply honored that HADES II is in the running for Game of the Year and more at #TheGameAwards tonight, especially since we’re in the company of such an amazing group of wildly different and beautiful games.

Congratulations to all our fellow nominees — we salute you!! 🙏👏
Tonight: The Game Awards!
December 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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roadside.xor.blue
bob's java jive, route 99, tacoma, washington, 1980
bob's java jive, route 99, tacoma, washington, 1980
December 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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decassette.bsky.social
more frog, again. seasonal frog
drawing of a chaotic winter scene of various woodland animals, mostly amphibians, frolicking in the snow outside a rustic hobbit-type dwelling
December 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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aelkus.bsky.social
December 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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kellypringle.com
Turn on the TV. Doesn’t matter what channel.
December 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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rangedtouch.bsky.social
Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.
December 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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chumpodile.bsky.social
bowser bastion
December 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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sarahseeandersen.bsky.social
The image is of a comic. Panel one depicts a young girl in bed. She hears "CLOP CLOP CLOP" noises. Panel two depicts the same girl with an excited expression. She thinks, "That must be santa on the roof!" Panel three depicts the girl smiling. Panel four depicts a possum on the roof in heels making the "CLOP CLOP CLOP" noises.
December 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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jake.sooscreek.productions
These are really good doughnuts but I need them to calm down
A doughnut box from Legendary Doughnuts with an air hole popped out and the words “Sniff Hole!” and an arrow pointing to the hole
December 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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monodi.bsky.social
crude parody of 90s ad for Yoshi's Story "TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL DEVOUR YOUR WAY THROUGH MPORE THAN 20 JUICY LEVELS" Rated E for Everyone get N or get out 12.21.1997 www.yoshi64.com"
December 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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thejenna.bsky.social
biblically accurate kirby
it's the shape of kirby but its body is transparent and covered in kirby eyes
December 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
velocityprime1.bsky.social
Minor Spoilers for Metroid Prime 4 but this is one of the craziest things I’ve seen in a Nintendo game.
December 5, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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sarahseeandersen.bsky.social
The image is of a comic. Panel one depicts Santa Claus. He says, "Have you been naughty or nice?" Panel two depicts a happy dog. He says, "I am ALWAYS a good boy." Santa responds "Very nice!" Panel three depicts Santa again. He says "...And you?" Panel four depicts an orange cat climbing a Christmas tree, turning his head to look back at Santa.
December 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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mcs212.bsky.social
There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
Rod Serling
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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kiyonescarlet.bsky.social
This PlayStation patent submission will never stop being funny.
December 4, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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byelacey.bsky.social
i was in the top 0.02% of his listeners this year
December 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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xkcd.com
Bridge Clearance

xkcd.com/3174/
Comic. [Two roads with signs next to them. The road on the left has a bridge over it with a sign that reads “Bridge: Clearance 10 ft 6 in” leading up to a pre-bridge hazard bar. The second road has no bridge and a sign with a pole extending upward off-screen that reads “No Bridge: Clearance 46 billion+ light-years”
December 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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purrinink.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 4:13 PM