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Spider.
@vaspider.gay
Disabled Trans Queer Jewish Punk Butch Dyke. he/they.
Founder, NerdyKeppie. Makes art, writes, tries to fix shit. Over 40. Hire me for words or art.

yes, I'm that vaspider.

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November 12, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Just felt like this piece should be in red ❤️
November 17, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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“Surely they won’t suspect anything,” Ratthi was saying to the others at the bulk dock. “Who runs around with a friendly rogue SecUnit? Besides us, I mean.”
November 17, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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Just sharing his responses over here. Bsky is currently my platform of choice, but. 😮‍💨😞
Our answer is no.

Conflating the topic of the discussion as support for the cause is a separate issue.

We’ve drawn this line since users have spoken repeatedly that they don’t want violent rhetoric here.

It’s just a near impossible task to do at scale consistently across languages/context.
November 17, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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“Let me tell you, safety first, little buddy. Matches are for grown-ups to use carefully. Here’s how they do it,” Kumma began, before listing the steps. “Blow it out when done. Puff, like a birthday candle.”

And I'm not even gonna pull quote the sex stuff.
"Powered by OpenAI’s GPT-4o model by default...tests repeatedly showed that the AI toy dropped its guardrails the longer a conversation went on, until hitting rock bottom on incredibly disturbing topics."
AI-Powered Stuffed Animal Pulled From Market After Disturbing Interactions With Children
FoloToy says it's suspended sales of its AI-powered teddy bear after researchers found it gave wildly inappropriate and dangerous answers.
futurism.com
November 17, 2025 at 11:00 AM
This is some literal Nazi shit.
The Sun has been told Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood will on Monday propose confiscating jewellery, watches, necklaces from asylum seekers to meet asylum costs

This reflects the most controversial aspect of the Danish scheme - the Jewellery Law. The toughest Labour MPs thought this was OTT
November 17, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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Hey Megyn Kelly,

14-year-old Eloise would like a word:

“If my voice makes you uncomfortable, good…
because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.”

Sound up! 🔥🔊

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November 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Do you think he has any idea what happens to most main characters in Ibsen plays
November 17, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Shitty people can also be disabled. We don't need to be negating someone's disability just because they're a shitty person.

Yes, this is a subskeet. Be fucking better than that.
November 17, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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Tiffany thought of the little spot in the woods where Granny Weatherwax lay. Remembered. And knew that You had been right. Granny Weatherwax was indeed here. And there. She was, in fact, and always would be, everywhere.
November 17, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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A 45-year-old Riverside County man, who reportedly works as a U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent, is accused of illegally detaining a minor at gunpoint while off duty last week.
November 17, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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Bedtime Update: I'm now sitting at needing $410 by Friday, 11/21, in order to make the final rent payment on my payment plan and stay housed. Thanks so much for all the support today! #MutualAidRequest
November 17, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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eeyore and rincewind are two guys who are unlucky, get rained on to the exclusion of all else, and hang out with butterflies--do u see my vision ??
November 17, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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Weird how many racists like to self-identify themselves as racists.
November 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Got a couple dozen crows flying in front of a rainbow, best one was when it was faint, so really had to edit. Not sure if I missed the mark.

Edited / original 🪶
November 16, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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could still use help if anyone can
it's running out of a med for me & a safe food for dragon time again

am almost out of cromolyn (i spray it topically on my lips/face/any hives, & use it on my tongue and throat during anaphylaxis) and dragon is almost out of chicken (which helps him eat and hopefully not lose more weight).

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November 17, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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Who up posting their motives
Look at the screenshot Trump is posting.

“If Jeffrey Epstein had any dirt on Donald Trump, he would have had great leverage in the criminal case against him at the time he died.”

That’s, um… precisely why people think Epstein didn’t kill himself? Like, that’s the whole idea very nicely summarized?
November 17, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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That we keep the screwworm at bay is a huge public health achievement. If we are having issues with screwworms it’s because we have cut the public health officials that maintain these efforts.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxq6...
November 17, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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That’s Chekhov. In Ibsen you die while trying to impress a young woman. Or die by suicide. Or from syphilis. Or live, but are abandoned by the people you love most.
The gun introduced in Act 1 goes off?
November 17, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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One of the last videos I sent Alice was this guy and his very cool cat, I thought you might enjoy too @erinbiba.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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I wouldn't be here today if not for the internet, the friendship, the spaces, the communities, I've needed it. The internet is a tool for us to come together, to find each other and ourselves.

Censorship will take it all away from everyone.
Online resources are vital for queer and trans communities, especially youth.

Take action now at QueersAgainstCensorship.com to protect this access and crush online censorship bills like KOSA, ID checks and attempts to strip Section 230.
November 15, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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I don’t know how to tell people this but more women/BIPOC/LGBTQ artists winning things and gaining popularity was not supposed to be a cute trend and then a return to normality. It was supposed to be progress that we continued making.
November 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
November 16, 2025 at 5:22 AM