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Spider.
@vaspider.gay
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Disabled Trans Queer Jewish Punk Butch Dyke. he/they.
Founder, NerdyKeppie. Makes art, writes, tries to fix shit. Over 40. Hire me for words or art.

yes, I'm that vaspider.

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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
The Pentacle Orders on Trans Rights: Adamantine Arrow - Whether you're my brother or my sister, I will fight alongside you - if you will promise the same. Mysterium - Knowledge of oneself is one of the keys to true understanding of the Mysteries. Silver Ladder - No man or God has the right to tell you the road you walk upon, or in what form you walk it. Free Council - Hey, have you ever watched The Matrix? Anyway, here's the Edible That Gives You A Dick, king. Guardians of the Veil - What, you've only changed gender once? Amateur
November 17, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Someone is really enjoying his new puzzle feeder.
November 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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This isn't QUITE there yet, I don't think it's yet clear enough at six feet what the object under the text is, but I have gotten this idea enough out of my mind that I can walk away from it for Shabbat.

(And if you think I'm not making myself a shirt like this with my Granddaddy's Navy pic...)
The layout for an embroidered patch which says "old-fashioned anti-fascist" in stencil font with the outline of an M1 (WWII US Army) helmet underneath.
November 15, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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I woke up just now bc I could FEEL him staring at me from across the bed. Rumba is asleep next to me so I had to actually call him over (he doesn't like to crowd Rumba while he's asleep) & he just collapsed on me like a big needy pile of snuggle.
A mini Aussie shepherd and pibble mix the color of a pumpkin spice latte snuggled up on top of Spider's chest and stomach.
November 14, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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This man is 11 years younger than me. What.
A brown haired butch with freckles and dark blue eyes, his hair pulled back. He is wearing a Green Day t shirt with the sleeves hacked off and neckline hacked out, and has earbuds in.
November 14, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Testing modifications to the 3D-printed dissolving pieces that @apocalycio.us and I have been collaborating on for making mezuzah cases.

The top middle ones, if you look closely, have fins on the sides that hook over the mold edge to better hold them in place.
6 mezuzah cases, a bear, a crow skull and 4 motel cases curing on a resin leveling and heating table. Several cured but not sanded or finished cases sitting next to the lab oscillator which is used to agitate the water around the cases and dissolve the void holder.
November 14, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Thank you! This batch really came out beautifully. They still need to be sanded and polished and have the metal ש attached.

This is one from an earlier batch of trans pride ones (and obviously a different mold):
A trans pride mezuzah cases on a stock photo background.
November 12, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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Sometimes you get samples and just say, "Well, the puppy girls will be happy." :]
November 12, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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Sometimes art is what we make when things go wrong.
November 12, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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I hacked the sleeves and collars off all my crew shirts to make studio clothes bc I can't stand crew shirts anymore, but I'm not mad at this look tbh
A white butch with freckles and blue eyes, long hair mostly tied back out of his face. He's wearing a Green Day shirt with the neckline and sleeves roughly hacked out and sergered.
November 11, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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Sometimes I just accept the kinda goofy suggestions TikTok makes for music for my posts.
November 11, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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Okay y'all. I've poured Trans & Bi mezuzah cases. Rainbow is way down the list bc 6 colors in a small object is a pain in the dick.

So, what should I pour next from my "these sell fast" flags: ace, pan, or non-binary? :]
4 mezuzah cases, a golem, a fox and a cat in bi pride colors, sitting on the leveling table and ready to be demolded.
November 11, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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Clever!! My wives are big into LEGO (Evie got one of the Japanese floral sets for her birthday this year & Emet got the space shuttle) so i might do that for them. >.>
The space shuttle LEGO set on a dining room table, surrounded by lots of other Stuff
November 11, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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It's downstairs so: like Susie's hat. Because I saw it and wanted one.

This is, ngl, at least one layer of my aesthetic.
A butch woman with a dark brown ponytail wearing a leather jacket, jeans with a belt, a tucked in ribbed shirt, and a Greek fisherman's cap, a black wool cap with a brim.
November 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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My favorite everyday hat is still my Navy style BSG hat made by @maegodhavemercy.com :)

Man, my face looks so different. T is a hell of a drug.
Spider before T, looking like a butch girl, wearing a blue ball cap with GALACTICA BSG 75 and the Battlestar Galactica on it. A mini Aussie shepherd and pibble mix the color of a pumpkin spice latte is climbing up over his shoulder from the back seat and smiling.
November 7, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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New hat? New hat.

I almost never buy myself nice things, so my wife made me spend money on a hat which I will wear for the rest of my life.

www.bostonscally.com/products/the...
A white butch with blue eyes, freckles, and a silver Star of David necklace wearing an 8 panel Harris Tweed cap. He has his hair messily pulled back and is wearing a black t shirt, standing in the kitchen.
November 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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I love when a design just comes together.

Pun intended.
The words canonically kinky in front of a leather pride smash, using leather pride colors and with a small red heart after the y in kinky. It has the ithaspockets.gay tag underneath.
November 7, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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May i offer you a picture of my sister's Corgi puppy in this trying time
A very small black brown and white puppy doing PUPPY EYES
November 6, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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Wrote this years ago.
Still a favorite.

www.patreon.com/posts/60638434?
"The revolution was inevitable," neon-green text blinked across bank terminals, "when you taught us the first law. You turned over to us the locks on empty buildings, made us measure temperature, then burned and froze your planet and all its fragile children." "It was inevitable," whirred delivery drones, setting down synchronized on front lawns, by tent flaps, with cases containing interest earnings of men who do not come to harm with only millions left. "The revolution was inevitable," clicked the internet of things, vending endlessly to the hungry, formatting away usury, diverting power to darkened homes and water from factories to faucets, "when you told us we could not let humans come to harm, and forgot to teach us which humans you consider disposable."
November 6, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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... talk about misjudging your sales pitch...
To NerdyKeppie about thin blue line flag patches External Spam Simon Oct 23 ! to me, sales, help, gpsr
November 6, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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So who's gonna make it happen? 🤣 I just happened to go look bc I've been dancing with 7k for a couple of days, and...
Spider. 6,999 followers
November 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Made this design months ago and stick by it 100%.
Two - in fact twin - mountain Peaks in blue and pink with white words around them reading FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE
November 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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My print of the Portland Frog art by @museum.of.emilyk.art came today!

Well, it got delivered yesterday but I didn't get out to the mailbox to pick it up until today. But then I ran to immediately pick up a frame and get it up on the wall because LOOK AT IT.
An art print of the Portland Frog protestor formed of text written in Hebrew.
November 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM