God's Strongest Hamnet Hater and Bone Temple Awaiter
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the living manifestation of destiny (he/him)
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Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/id/uzumerid/
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Can mushrooms bloom on the battlefield?
January 16, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Can mushrooms bloom on the battlefield?
More from Alphonse, the Cursed Realistic Dog
January 16, 2026 at 2:31 PM
More from Alphonse, the Cursed Realistic Dog
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everyone is making the whiskey friday joke so I am sorry to inform you that they have, in fact, tucked their tail between their legs
January 16, 2026 at 2:11 PM
everyone is making the whiskey friday joke so I am sorry to inform you that they have, in fact, tucked their tail between their legs
i really hope every low information idiot who was celebrating machado's win as a Strong Hispanic Woman feels like a complete fucking idiot now. learn to read
January 16, 2026 at 3:26 AM
i really hope every low information idiot who was celebrating machado's win as a Strong Hispanic Woman feels like a complete fucking idiot now. learn to read
this realistic dog in trails beyond the horizon is fucking terrifying
January 16, 2026 at 1:25 AM
this realistic dog in trails beyond the horizon is fucking terrifying
Kyrsten Sinema feels like a tulpa created by every negative stereotype of bisexuals pooling together
January 15, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Kyrsten Sinema feels like a tulpa created by every negative stereotype of bisexuals pooling together
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I never heard the Grateful Dead as a kid, I just read about it in books and saw them referenced in comics and I basically understood the music to be like. insane experimental cosmic rock and it was very funny to hear them as an adult and its like "what if a southern rock band just kept playing"
January 15, 2026 at 6:37 PM
I never heard the Grateful Dead as a kid, I just read about it in books and saw them referenced in comics and I basically understood the music to be like. insane experimental cosmic rock and it was very funny to hear them as an adult and its like "what if a southern rock band just kept playing"
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With “Wikimedia Enterprise”, AI companies have to use (and pay for) dedicated APIs to scrape data, which helps to limit the strain on Wikimedia servers. (See eg arstechnica.com/information-...) This is a good thing for Wikimedia and for its readers.
AI bots strain Wikimedia as bandwidth surges 50%
Automated AI bots seeking training data threaten Wikipedia project stability, foundation says.
arstechnica.com
January 15, 2026 at 6:52 PM
With “Wikimedia Enterprise”, AI companies have to use (and pay for) dedicated APIs to scrape data, which helps to limit the strain on Wikimedia servers. (See eg arstechnica.com/information-...) This is a good thing for Wikimedia and for its readers.
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the ai deal isn't for content
With “Wikimedia Enterprise”, AI companies have to use (and pay for) dedicated APIs to scrape data, which helps to limit the strain on Wikimedia servers. (See eg arstechnica.com/information-...) This is a good thing for Wikimedia and for its readers.
AI bots strain Wikimedia as bandwidth surges 50%
Automated AI bots seeking training data threaten Wikipedia project stability, foundation says.
arstechnica.com
January 15, 2026 at 7:18 PM
the ai deal isn't for content
Can he just evolve into Jay Caspian Immortus already so I can stop reading his bad takes
January 15, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Can he just evolve into Jay Caspian Immortus already so I can stop reading his bad takes
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New: meet ELITE, the Palantir app ICE is using to find neighborhoods to raid. Map interface; officers search for immigrants; click person to bring up individual dossier. This is clearest link between what Palantir is building and ICE's activities on the ground yet www.404media.co/elite-the-pa...
‘ELITE’: The Palantir App ICE Uses to Find Neighborhoods to Raid
Internal ICE material and testimony from an official obtained by 404 Media provides the clearest link yet between the technological infrastructure Palantir is building for ICE and the agency’s activit...
www.404media.co
January 15, 2026 at 2:06 PM
New: meet ELITE, the Palantir app ICE is using to find neighborhoods to raid. Map interface; officers search for immigrants; click person to bring up individual dossier. This is clearest link between what Palantir is building and ICE's activities on the ground yet www.404media.co/elite-the-pa...
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On one hand this looks like real life Lara Croft.
On the other hand this looks like really professional cosplay that's hid behind an Only Fans so... looks like Lara Croft?
On the other hand this looks like really professional cosplay that's hid behind an Only Fans so... looks like Lara Croft?
January 15, 2026 at 2:25 PM
On one hand this looks like real life Lara Croft.
On the other hand this looks like really professional cosplay that's hid behind an Only Fans so... looks like Lara Croft?
On the other hand this looks like really professional cosplay that's hid behind an Only Fans so... looks like Lara Croft?
Good morning, nerds.
January 15, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Good morning, nerds.
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The future is being informed your country is being annexed by someone winning a large Kalshi bet on CNN
January 7, 2026 at 4:01 PM
The future is being informed your country is being annexed by someone winning a large Kalshi bet on CNN
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Using a combination of glitches in Super Mario World, Yoshi can be taken into the final battle, where he can eat Peach upon Bowser's defeat. With Peach gone, the ending will not play, and Mario and Yoshi will simply stare at each other forever.
January 14, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Using a combination of glitches in Super Mario World, Yoshi can be taken into the final battle, where he can eat Peach upon Bowser's defeat. With Peach gone, the ending will not play, and Mario and Yoshi will simply stare at each other forever.
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They should do a DTV sequel where Marty Mauser fights vampire Kevin O’Leary. Marty is played by some CW kid
January 14, 2026 at 7:32 PM
They should do a DTV sequel where Marty Mauser fights vampire Kevin O’Leary. Marty is played by some CW kid
The funniest thing about this, honestly, is like -- exactly what fucking research did they do? "Purple Rain tracklist"?
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'
January 14, 2026 at 7:31 PM
The funniest thing about this, honestly, is like -- exactly what fucking research did they do? "Purple Rain tracklist"?
mark carney really makes me miss justin trudeau
January 14, 2026 at 5:11 PM
mark carney really makes me miss justin trudeau
January 14, 2026 at 4:24 PM
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UPDATE: Jack Daniel’s parent co. Brown-Forman tells me it has nothing to do with CBS’ “Whiskey Friday” concept. “Jack Daniel’s is not involved in any such segment, nor do we have any awareness of the segment and any potential partnerships or sponsorships.”
Update — Here is what the new apparent CBS News segment "Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil" may look like:
January 14, 2026 at 2:44 PM
UPDATE: Jack Daniel’s parent co. Brown-Forman tells me it has nothing to do with CBS’ “Whiskey Friday” concept. “Jack Daniel’s is not involved in any such segment, nor do we have any awareness of the segment and any potential partnerships or sponsorships.”
congrats to every queer person who saw the red flag in renee good's dad's facebook post where he was saying he was gonna come get his grandson, you all called it
January 14, 2026 at 2:48 PM
congrats to every queer person who saw the red flag in renee good's dad's facebook post where he was saying he was gonna come get his grandson, you all called it
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Fucking LOL
UPDATE: Jack Daniel’s parent co. Brown-Forman tells me it has nothing to do with CBS’ “Whiskey Friday” concept. “Jack Daniel’s is not involved in any such segment, nor do we have any awareness of the segment and any potential partnerships or sponsorships.”
Update — Here is what the new apparent CBS News segment "Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil" may look like:
January 14, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Fucking LOL
oh these guys SUCK suck
Renee Good’s former father-in-law has revealed he does not blame the ICE officer who brutally killed her.
ICE Shooting Victim’s Trump-Supporting Father-in-Law Breaks Silence
Timmy Macklin is the grandfather to Good’s six-year-old son.
trib.al
January 14, 2026 at 2:11 PM
oh these guys SUCK suck
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the best 2020s espionage black comedy is about the construction crew on the White House ballroom gradually realising that they're *all* spies from different countries, except for one undocumented immigrant who has to teach them how to do things
January 13, 2026 at 7:50 PM
the best 2020s espionage black comedy is about the construction crew on the White House ballroom gradually realising that they're *all* spies from different countries, except for one undocumented immigrant who has to teach them how to do things
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I am calling for a complete and total boycott of the Mercator projection in all news stories about Greenland until every member of the American public has seen this
January 13, 2026 at 5:32 PM
I am calling for a complete and total boycott of the Mercator projection in all news stories about Greenland until every member of the American public has seen this