UrzaMTG
@urzamtg.bsky.social
He/him/his. Software engineer, twitch enthusiast, video and board gamer, Black Lives Matter, Protect Trans Kids, opinions are my own.
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UrzaMTG
@urzamtg.bsky.social
· Oct 17
Are we making new introduction posts? Great, okay.
Hi, I'm Urza, I built my Internet identity off a character from a card game that I realized a decade later was Not A Good Person ™️
Hi, I'm Urza, I built my Internet identity off a character from a card game that I realized a decade later was Not A Good Person ™️
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Hear me out: Curling, but with ducks
February 13, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Hear me out: Curling, but with ducks
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@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social should legalize ferrets in NYC, not just because they're fantastic little guys but also because it'd piss off Giuliani so bad www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l7d...
Rudy Giuliani's Unhinged Rant About Ferrets
YouTube video by Slate
www.youtube.com
February 13, 2026 at 1:33 AM
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social should legalize ferrets in NYC, not just because they're fantastic little guys but also because it'd piss off Giuliani so bad www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l7d...
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"humanity is made distinct, mostly, by its love of making little guys."
A little blue hippo made by an Egyptian artisan around 4,000 years ago! 🦛 ❤️
Decorated with river plants and lotus flowers, blue faience hippos are associated with the life-giving Nile and rebirth. Ny Carlsberg Glyptotek. 📷 by me
#Archaeology
Decorated with river plants and lotus flowers, blue faience hippos are associated with the life-giving Nile and rebirth. Ny Carlsberg Glyptotek. 📷 by me
#Archaeology
February 12, 2026 at 2:14 AM
"humanity is made distinct, mostly, by its love of making little guys."
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that's better
Relooted Is A Big Black Middle Finger To History Controlled By White People:
Relooted Review: A Thrilling Heist Game Turns Crime Into Justice
Hear me out, what if it doesn’t belong in a museum?
kotaku.com
February 11, 2026 at 7:35 PM
that's better
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"Oh," the emperor of the galaxy said, "what happened to that monkey world?"
"Our agents infiltrated them some eight thousand years ago."
"Have they taken over the world?"
"Not yet."
The emperor licked a paw and started washing his ears.
"I'll still count it as one of mine," he purred.
"Our agents infiltrated them some eight thousand years ago."
"Have they taken over the world?"
"Not yet."
The emperor licked a paw and started washing his ears.
"I'll still count it as one of mine," he purred.
February 11, 2026 at 3:13 PM
"Oh," the emperor of the galaxy said, "what happened to that monkey world?"
"Our agents infiltrated them some eight thousand years ago."
"Have they taken over the world?"
"Not yet."
The emperor licked a paw and started washing his ears.
"I'll still count it as one of mine," he purred.
"Our agents infiltrated them some eight thousand years ago."
"Have they taken over the world?"
"Not yet."
The emperor licked a paw and started washing his ears.
"I'll still count it as one of mine," he purred.
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today is a stram twitch.tv/weffjebster
timespinner! and... somethin else maybe more timespinner who knows. but we'll see. together
timespinner! and... somethin else maybe more timespinner who knows. but we'll see. together
weffjebster - Twitch
F*** IT FEBRUARY. Timespinner Rando!
twitch.tv
February 10, 2026 at 11:00 PM
today is a stram twitch.tv/weffjebster
timespinner! and... somethin else maybe more timespinner who knows. but we'll see. together
timespinner! and... somethin else maybe more timespinner who knows. but we'll see. together
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Any time a company has to "make a statement", it means they're sweating. Cook them
Discord is already starting to walk things back a little, so people should keep doing what they're doing (cancel Nitro, leave feedback/criticism, direct contact through support tickets/phone/email/etc)
February 10, 2026 at 6:16 AM
Any time a company has to "make a statement", it means they're sweating. Cook them
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New York City: The time has arrived. Finally, a chance to tell the city EXACTLY what your landlord’s been getting away with. NYC’s first Rental Ripoff Hearings are happening in all five boroughs, and we want to hear from you. Real New Yorkers. Real stories. Real policy changes.
February 10, 2026 at 2:31 PM
New York City: The time has arrived. Finally, a chance to tell the city EXACTLY what your landlord’s been getting away with. NYC’s first Rental Ripoff Hearings are happening in all five boroughs, and we want to hear from you. Real New Yorkers. Real stories. Real policy changes.
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it’s a good thing we don’t have socialized healthcare because otherwise we might have to endure untenable wait times for basic care. anyway the annual checkup I scheduled last July to take place in March has just been rescheduled to May
February 9, 2026 at 7:23 PM
it’s a good thing we don’t have socialized healthcare because otherwise we might have to endure untenable wait times for basic care. anyway the annual checkup I scheduled last July to take place in March has just been rescheduled to May
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Go to the Discord Support feedback page, sign up, and post telling them you will cancel your Nitro and discontinue your use of the platform if Face ID is required. Make them pussy out.
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Age verification for all.
buff.ly
February 9, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Go to the Discord Support feedback page, sign up, and post telling them you will cancel your Nitro and discontinue your use of the platform if Face ID is required. Make them pussy out.
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Here is the segment. Get on it Magic community. Need to see a Casual Magic interview and a Shuffle Up and Play with her stat!
youtu.be/5sg9awJFZ0c?...
youtu.be/5sg9awJFZ0c?...
February 8, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Here is the segment. Get on it Magic community. Need to see a Casual Magic interview and a Shuffle Up and Play with her stat!
youtu.be/5sg9awJFZ0c?...
youtu.be/5sg9awJFZ0c?...
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millions will stream sunday’s super bowl without seeing this ad.
February 7, 2026 at 2:11 PM
millions will stream sunday’s super bowl without seeing this ad.
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the pronoun labeler was deleted, but @ripperoni.com built a new one @pronounpicker.ripperoni.com
it doesn’t have all the same pronouns yet, but still ripp saved the day by launching this overnight, so make sure to thank him!
it doesn’t have all the same pronouns yet, but still ripp saved the day by launching this overnight, so make sure to thank him!
February 8, 2026 at 5:03 PM
the pronoun labeler was deleted, but @ripperoni.com built a new one @pronounpicker.ripperoni.com
it doesn’t have all the same pronouns yet, but still ripp saved the day by launching this overnight, so make sure to thank him!
it doesn’t have all the same pronouns yet, but still ripp saved the day by launching this overnight, so make sure to thank him!
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Patrons are getting Goblin Skanks! "Ska-blins" is now out for Patrons! Thanks to @straysongdog.com for spicing up this song with organ! www.patreon.com/posts/150195...
Patreon Song #52 - "Ska-blins" | Rhythm Bastard
Get more from Rhythm Bastard on Patreon
www.patreon.com
February 8, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Patrons are getting Goblin Skanks! "Ska-blins" is now out for Patrons! Thanks to @straysongdog.com for spicing up this song with organ! www.patreon.com/posts/150195...
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I don’t know, does it feel like every single person on this website has to repost the racist image, like, can we talk about it without sharing it.
February 6, 2026 at 12:24 PM
I don’t know, does it feel like every single person on this website has to repost the racist image, like, can we talk about it without sharing it.
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1. What I'm about to post is going to sound egotistical - because it is - but it has a point, so please go with it for moment:
I've learned over time that, at least in my own communities, I can no longer rely on how people approach and treat me as an indicator of their own personality.
I've learned over time that, at least in my own communities, I can no longer rely on how people approach and treat me as an indicator of their own personality.
February 5, 2026 at 6:03 PM
1. What I'm about to post is going to sound egotistical - because it is - but it has a point, so please go with it for moment:
I've learned over time that, at least in my own communities, I can no longer rely on how people approach and treat me as an indicator of their own personality.
I've learned over time that, at least in my own communities, I can no longer rely on how people approach and treat me as an indicator of their own personality.
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Bad People who are fat or bald or have small dicks did not make those things bad, and pointing out that they have those things as an insult not only hurts more people than the one Bad Person, it also sabotages your cause because it makes it look like *that's* the thing you don't like.
We know this.
We know this.
February 5, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Bad People who are fat or bald or have small dicks did not make those things bad, and pointing out that they have those things as an insult not only hurts more people than the one Bad Person, it also sabotages your cause because it makes it look like *that's* the thing you don't like.
We know this.
We know this.
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The Steam Machine has been delayed because stupid little babies can't stop using AI to write their emails:
aftermath.site/steam-machine-...
aftermath.site/steam-machine-...
February 5, 2026 at 12:46 AM
The Steam Machine has been delayed because stupid little babies can't stop using AI to write their emails:
aftermath.site/steam-machine-...
aftermath.site/steam-machine-...
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Okay please shit on jkr
But don’t use the logic “it’s suspicious an adult wanted to make a magical world for children”
Bc that’s how you get “everyone who works on media for children should be jailed” ass logic
But don’t use the logic “it’s suspicious an adult wanted to make a magical world for children”
Bc that’s how you get “everyone who works on media for children should be jailed” ass logic
February 3, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Okay please shit on jkr
But don’t use the logic “it’s suspicious an adult wanted to make a magical world for children”
Bc that’s how you get “everyone who works on media for children should be jailed” ass logic
But don’t use the logic “it’s suspicious an adult wanted to make a magical world for children”
Bc that’s how you get “everyone who works on media for children should be jailed” ass logic
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this is a very cool thing to do and also highlights one of the biggest keys to Zohran's appeal: he just thinks New York City is really neat
people who live somewhere want to vote for someone who likes it there and wants to make it better, not someone who wants to use it as a springboard
people who live somewhere want to vote for someone who likes it there and wants to make it better, not someone who wants to use it as a springboard
It’s your city, from the sidewalk to the skyline. The David Dinkins Municipal Building’s rooftop is open & free to everyone, starting this June.
February 3, 2026 at 12:21 AM
this is a very cool thing to do and also highlights one of the biggest keys to Zohran's appeal: he just thinks New York City is really neat
people who live somewhere want to vote for someone who likes it there and wants to make it better, not someone who wants to use it as a springboard
people who live somewhere want to vote for someone who likes it there and wants to make it better, not someone who wants to use it as a springboard
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The Moon Theme (Ducktales NES) SKA cover
YouTube video by Ska Tune Network
www.youtube.com
February 2, 2026 at 7:58 PM
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My wife and I were on a beach in the Wellington area and found this at a car park, in the grass.
It is approximately the size of a person's hand,made of bone, and intricately carved.
I've masked the lower half,as only the legitimate owner will be able to fully describe it.
Please share this...(1)
It is approximately the size of a person's hand,made of bone, and intricately carved.
I've masked the lower half,as only the legitimate owner will be able to fully describe it.
Please share this...(1)
February 2, 2026 at 4:39 AM
My wife and I were on a beach in the Wellington area and found this at a car park, in the grass.
It is approximately the size of a person's hand,made of bone, and intricately carved.
I've masked the lower half,as only the legitimate owner will be able to fully describe it.
Please share this...(1)
It is approximately the size of a person's hand,made of bone, and intricately carved.
I've masked the lower half,as only the legitimate owner will be able to fully describe it.
Please share this...(1)
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So an odd thing here is that if you say "an unidentified man dressed in a Batman costume" your point is to communicate "it is not really Batman" but the problem is that the real Batman, within the fiction of the comic book "Batman", is also, literally, an unidentified man dressed in a Batman costume
An unidentified man dressed in a Batman costume angrily confronted Santa Clara city officials during a joint meeting of the City Council, city authorities, and the Santa Clara Stadium Authority on Monday, using his public comment to condemn the city’s stance on cooperation with ICE.
January 31, 2026 at 9:52 PM
So an odd thing here is that if you say "an unidentified man dressed in a Batman costume" your point is to communicate "it is not really Batman" but the problem is that the real Batman, within the fiction of the comic book "Batman", is also, literally, an unidentified man dressed in a Batman costume
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ok i talked about myself enough.
This marathon (ICEBreaker) to benefit the Women's Foundation of Minnesota's Immigrant Rapid Response Fund is under way and will be going for 3 days. They're already over 2000 bucks and they started like 20 minutes ago lmfao. Fuck ICE
www.twitch.tv/reallyreally...
This marathon (ICEBreaker) to benefit the Women's Foundation of Minnesota's Immigrant Rapid Response Fund is under way and will be going for 3 days. They're already over 2000 bucks and they started like 20 minutes ago lmfao. Fuck ICE
www.twitch.tv/reallyreally...
ReallyReallyLongAThon - Twitch
!ICEBreaker 120 Banandium Gems (All Hearts) by @kobazco | !merch !donate | !RRLOL7
www.twitch.tv
January 30, 2026 at 4:23 PM
ok i talked about myself enough.
This marathon (ICEBreaker) to benefit the Women's Foundation of Minnesota's Immigrant Rapid Response Fund is under way and will be going for 3 days. They're already over 2000 bucks and they started like 20 minutes ago lmfao. Fuck ICE
www.twitch.tv/reallyreally...
This marathon (ICEBreaker) to benefit the Women's Foundation of Minnesota's Immigrant Rapid Response Fund is under way and will be going for 3 days. They're already over 2000 bucks and they started like 20 minutes ago lmfao. Fuck ICE
www.twitch.tv/reallyreally...