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@weffjebster.bsky.social

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i play videos game and forget how to make music. he/him. weffjebster.stream

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randomizer dad @weffjebster.bsky.social · Mar 20

"fun fact" no. i get to decide whether it's fun or not. do not emotionally manipulate me

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randomizer dad @weffjebster.bsky.social · 1h

I'm a bloometarian (i only eat food that is bloomin')

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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 8h

007 struggling against his restraints: you can't cook those chicken nuggets with the fries, blofeld. you'll burn one and undercook the other

blofeld: fret not, mr. bond. this air fryer has dual zones

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 20h

finally AI comes for my job, a guy who writes erotica containing heavy use of the phrase “as a result”

The Verge @theverge.com · 1d

Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults

ChatGPT is about to get flirty.

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Kempe @d2kemps.bsky.social · 3d

One, two guardsmen stand before you (that's what I said now). Guardsmen, guardsmen will implore you (to go ahead now). One speaks truth within his talking (he seems well read now). This one is lying when he's squawking (they're in your head now).

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randomizer dad @weffjebster.bsky.social · 1d

the outfits are normal twitch.tv/weffjebster

FF6 Worlds Collide Rando. Last stream for a WEEK ... until A WEEK from now when I'LL NEXT STREAM NEXT WEEK

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randomizer dad @weffjebster.bsky.social · 2d

you know what *skylines your chili*

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randomizer dad @weffjebster.bsky.social · 2d

the first two replies to this are exactly what you think they would be

Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 2d

going viral here is worse than it used to be on twitter because half of the replies will just be pure pedantry

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randomizer dad @weffjebster.bsky.social · Aug 2

lanmolas what do your worm eyes see

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randomizer dad @weffjebster.bsky.social · 2d

hot milfs in your area have found the secret rocket launcher behind the waterfall and are closing on your location

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randomizer dad @weffjebster.bsky.social · 3d

a traffic jam when you're already late /
a no smoking sign on your cigarette break /
it's like ten thousand red zone alerts when all you need is a touchdown

randomizer dad @weffjebster.bsky.social · 3d

the hard count is the funniest thing in football. "aaaah we're gonna snap the ball NOW - oooh i almost gotcha NOW - ahahaaa not yet not yeeeeeet NOW"

randomizer dad @weffjebster.bsky.social · 3d

look me dead in the fucking eyes and tell me super mario rpg legend of the seven stars doesn't have a randomizer, you son of a bitch twitch.tv/weffjebster

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randomizer dad @weffjebster.bsky.social · 4d

i just don't want people to think i'm conservative because i don't care to see every dick or tit anyone feels like showing at any given moment

tag your shit jfc

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randomizer dad @weffjebster.bsky.social · 4d

trying to figure out how to word "I DO NOT WANT TO SEE DONG OR TITS ON MY TIMELINE" without seeming like a prude

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randomizer dad @weffjebster.bsky.social · 4d

hello quick comment: that rocks and you rock

randomizer dad @weffjebster.bsky.social · 4d

eryn i will make you cold please come to weffycon

randomizer dad @weffjebster.bsky.social · 4d

Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Now Geno

Yeah

How does it feel to get snubbed from Smash?

(complete silence) #makeweffskeet