@unlikelyresult.bsky.social
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locked in? bro i’m tucked in
January 24, 2026 at 4:00 AM
locked in? bro i’m tucked in
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“It is too early to judge the assortment of war criminals, dictators and autocrats who have paid a demented racist warmonger a billion pounds to be a member of his exclusive club.”
posted without comment, but the BBC needs to get a grip
January 22, 2026 at 1:20 PM
“It is too early to judge the assortment of war criminals, dictators and autocrats who have paid a demented racist warmonger a billion pounds to be a member of his exclusive club.”
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"Without us you'd all be speaking German", Donald Trump tells an audience in Davos, in Switzerland. Where the most common language is German.
January 21, 2026 at 2:05 PM
"Without us you'd all be speaking German", Donald Trump tells an audience in Davos, in Switzerland. Where the most common language is German.
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‘War for Greenland is boring, let’s talk about the Tories’ is genuinely the weirdest thing for a former ambassador *to Denmark* to say, apart from anything else
This intro to David Frost's Telegraph column sums up so much that is wrong with British politics.
January 16, 2026 at 9:37 AM
‘War for Greenland is boring, let’s talk about the Tories’ is genuinely the weirdest thing for a former ambassador *to Denmark* to say, apart from anything else
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boy that gyre sure keeps getting wider
January 14, 2026 at 3:35 PM
boy that gyre sure keeps getting wider
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Not the same effect but I think deeply related
January 12, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Not the same effect but I think deeply related
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Dredd once again takes on an eldritch evil
I thought I'd seen most #Dredd pics
Dredd vs Mr Blobby
posted elsewhere by the disturbingly knowledgeable MacMac Anorak...
Dredd vs Mr Blobby
posted elsewhere by the disturbingly knowledgeable MacMac Anorak...
January 12, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Dredd once again takes on an eldritch evil
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“If someone tells you it's raining and another tells you it's dry, it's not your job to quote them both. It's your job to look out the fucking window and find out which is true.”
January 8, 2026 at 10:27 AM
“If someone tells you it's raining and another tells you it's dry, it's not your job to quote them both. It's your job to look out the fucking window and find out which is true.”
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“The secret that scientists don’t want you to know about!”
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December 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
“The secret that scientists don’t want you to know about!”
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Jesus Christ. Ordinarily when you see a guy like Jim O'Neill on TV, he has wires coming out of his hands and he's trying to figure out a way to defeat the Thunderbirds.
BREAKING
The Trump administration says it has frozen all childcare payments to Minnesota in the aftermath of allegations of fraud by some in the Somali community.
Important: allegations along these lines have existed for years, which has resulted in prosecutions starting with the Biden DOJ.
The Trump administration says it has frozen all childcare payments to Minnesota in the aftermath of allegations of fraud by some in the Somali community.
Important: allegations along these lines have existed for years, which has resulted in prosecutions starting with the Biden DOJ.
December 30, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Jesus Christ. Ordinarily when you see a guy like Jim O'Neill on TV, he has wires coming out of his hands and he's trying to figure out a way to defeat the Thunderbirds.
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Should Andrew Mountbatten Windsor lose further titles?
December 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Should Andrew Mountbatten Windsor lose further titles?
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How shit at business do you have to be, to be personally worth 37,000 times the amount an average UK worker will earn in a LIFETIME, and still be incapable of withstanding a tiny tax increase?
December 27, 2025 at 2:17 PM
How shit at business do you have to be, to be personally worth 37,000 times the amount an average UK worker will earn in a LIFETIME, and still be incapable of withstanding a tiny tax increase?
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I think it's important to keep in mind that when dudes like this say "military history" they never mean the actual rigorous academic discipline, they mean comparing stats of WWII tanks or drawing maps of the same three battles from Caesar's campaigns or whatever
December 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I think it's important to keep in mind that when dudes like this say "military history" they never mean the actual rigorous academic discipline, they mean comparing stats of WWII tanks or drawing maps of the same three battles from Caesar's campaigns or whatever
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She invites you up to her hotel room. She's lying on the bed, beckoning you. Damn, she looks good. Then, you hear a noise off to the side and you see to your horror: Statler and Waldorf in the cuck chair.
December 24, 2025 at 12:41 PM
She invites you up to her hotel room. She's lying on the bed, beckoning you. Damn, she looks good. Then, you hear a noise off to the side and you see to your horror: Statler and Waldorf in the cuck chair.
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
December 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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If there is one absolute rule of the internet it is 'No Matter What Something Is, Or How Harmless, If Enough People See It Someone Somewhere Will Get Angry About It'.
December 15, 2025 at 8:52 AM
If there is one absolute rule of the internet it is 'No Matter What Something Is, Or How Harmless, If Enough People See It Someone Somewhere Will Get Angry About It'.
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An underappreciated aspect of modern life is that instead of struggling to meet your mates in the bewilderment of architecture that is Birmingham’s New Street Station you can now just say hey lads, I’ll be next to Ozzy the giant cyberpunk technocow
December 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
An underappreciated aspect of modern life is that instead of struggling to meet your mates in the bewilderment of architecture that is Birmingham’s New Street Station you can now just say hey lads, I’ll be next to Ozzy the giant cyberpunk technocow
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Huge M1 pot hole discovered.
Cannabis farm found in drainage culvert beneath the M1
Cannabis farm found in drainage culvert beneath the M1
Police say the "unusual location" beneath the M1 "demonstrates the length criminals will go to".
www.bbc.com
December 11, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Huge M1 pot hole discovered.
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I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
December 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
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Again, apologizing to all videogame environment artists who knocked up satirical posters for their games, I should not have rolled my eyes, yes, even you Cyberpunk billboard team, I am sorry
jesus christ
December 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Again, apologizing to all videogame environment artists who knocked up satirical posters for their games, I should not have rolled my eyes, yes, even you Cyberpunk billboard team, I am sorry
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You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 5:22 AM
You will be visited by three spirits
Saw my MP at my FLGS today, truly mainstream now.
December 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Saw my MP at my FLGS today, truly mainstream now.