Unhappy John Candy
@unhappyjohncandy.bsky.social
Forklift certified. Too ugly for Instagram.
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The absolute accuracy of this.
January 18, 2026 at 10:23 PM
The absolute accuracy of this.
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Two days ago it was Elissa Slotkin. Last week it was Jerome Powell. Before that, Mark Kelly. Weaponizing the justice system against your opponents is an authoritarian tactic.
The only person not being investigated for the shooting of Renee Good is the federal agent who shot her.
The only person not being investigated for the shooting of Renee Good is the federal agent who shot her.
Breaking news: The Justice Department has issued subpoenas for Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz and Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey as part of an investigation alleging that they are impeding federal law enforcement officers’ abilities to do their jobs in the state.
Justice Dept. launches criminal investigation of Minnesota governor
The Justice Department has issued subpoenas for Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz and Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey as part of an investigation into impeding law enforcement.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 16, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Two days ago it was Elissa Slotkin. Last week it was Jerome Powell. Before that, Mark Kelly. Weaponizing the justice system against your opponents is an authoritarian tactic.
The only person not being investigated for the shooting of Renee Good is the federal agent who shot her.
The only person not being investigated for the shooting of Renee Good is the federal agent who shot her.
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Instead of getting a tna world title match in feast or fired you should get a chance at the real biggest prize in tna. A nxt contract
January 16, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Instead of getting a tna world title match in feast or fired you should get a chance at the real biggest prize in tna. A nxt contract
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Full Story: www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
Minneapolis Is in Mourning. It's Also Very, Very Pissed Off
In the hours after an ICE officer shot and killed Rennee Nicole Good, the city came together — and found a difficult balance of grief and rage.
www.rollingstone.com
January 12, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Full Story: www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
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Note that the fascist is not using the pepper spray for crowd control. He is entering a vehicle unimpeded to depart. He is simply using the pepper spray to physically punish an unarmed citizen he doesn't like.
Big clash this afternoon between DHS agents and protesters in a residential street in Minneapolis, following a DHS agent hitting another vehicle. Tear gas was deployed in people’s yards and agents pepper prayed people.
January 12, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Note that the fascist is not using the pepper spray for crowd control. He is entering a vehicle unimpeded to depart. He is simply using the pepper spray to physically punish an unarmed citizen he doesn't like.
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PS4 Coaster is $9.96 on Amazon buff.ly/zgJO0HK #ad
January 12, 2026 at 9:50 PM
PS4 Coaster is $9.96 on Amazon buff.ly/zgJO0HK #ad
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Arrested for selling 13 tons of stolen fruit.
📸 ละมุดแมวส้ม
📸 ละมุดแมวส้ม
January 11, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Arrested for selling 13 tons of stolen fruit.
📸 ละมุดแมวส้ม
📸 ละมุดแมวส้ม
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Peter Capaldi looks back on his time in the TARDIS by invoking the legendary words of Tom Baker.
January 4, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Peter Capaldi looks back on his time in the TARDIS by invoking the legendary words of Tom Baker.
I take back everything I ever said about Peter Capaldi’s Doctor. What a fantastic addition to the history of the show. Feels like my understanding and love of The Doctor has really come into focus with his incarnation.
a man with curly hair is looking at the camera
ALT: a man with curly hair is looking at the camera
media.tenor.com
January 11, 2026 at 3:16 AM
I take back everything I ever said about Peter Capaldi’s Doctor. What a fantastic addition to the history of the show. Feels like my understanding and love of The Doctor has really come into focus with his incarnation.
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![Wikipedia: Louis Lasagna
Louis Cesare Lasagna (February 22, 1923 - August 6, 2003) was an American physician and professor of medicine, known for his revision of the Hippocratic Oath. (1]
Louis Lasagna](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:mm5ebihpjvtrdunomulbls5m/bafkreifxs4ebkxyfimz6ovqbzaac2szyu7flezayo3gj6v53pvhxjvjhc4@jpeg)
My boss accused my today of being burned out. I’m not burned out, asshole, I have depression! There’s a difference!
January 7, 2026 at 4:35 PM
My boss accused my today of being burned out. I’m not burned out, asshole, I have depression! There’s a difference!
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in this house we cherish the holiday classics 🎄
December 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
in this house we cherish the holiday classics 🎄
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[backstage at a concert] hey guys you mind signing this?
[next day at car dealership] rascal flatts is your cosigner?
[next day at car dealership] rascal flatts is your cosigner?
January 1, 2026 at 7:33 PM
[backstage at a concert] hey guys you mind signing this?
[next day at car dealership] rascal flatts is your cosigner?
[next day at car dealership] rascal flatts is your cosigner?
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Five years ago, our great American democracy was put to the test, and Donald Trump failed it.
The danger he poses was clear then, and it remains clear now. We must never forget that.
The danger he poses was clear then, and it remains clear now. We must never forget that.
January 6, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Five years ago, our great American democracy was put to the test, and Donald Trump failed it.
The danger he poses was clear then, and it remains clear now. We must never forget that.
The danger he poses was clear then, and it remains clear now. We must never forget that.
If I wasn’t already, my paycheck at a side gig just radicalized me.
January 5, 2026 at 5:35 PM
If I wasn’t already, my paycheck at a side gig just radicalized me.
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HANDS OFF VENEZUELA 🇻🇪
January 3, 2026 at 9:04 PM
HANDS OFF VENEZUELA 🇻🇪
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country that is going to be ok
January 5, 2026 at 4:01 PM
country that is going to be ok
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i think the reason i’ve never gotten a speeding ticket is that i’ve simply never had anywhere i want to be
January 5, 2026 at 3:33 PM
i think the reason i’ve never gotten a speeding ticket is that i’ve simply never had anywhere i want to be
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amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
January 5, 2026 at 6:50 AM
amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
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Elon's Grok. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
January 2, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Elon's Grok. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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billionaires shouldn’t exist*
*unless they’re making my football better
*unless they’re making my football better
January 1, 2026 at 8:20 PM
billionaires shouldn’t exist*
*unless they’re making my football better
*unless they’re making my football better
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rip to one of the goats of all time. see you in valhalla brother
December 30, 2025 at 2:50 PM
rip to one of the goats of all time. see you in valhalla brother
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Fallout casting director (into megaphone): We're seeking about 3 dozen extras that look like their families have been locked underground for 200 years with little to no effort to prevent inbreeding. *points directly at a guy* You're in. (He starts crying.)
December 30, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Fallout casting director (into megaphone): We're seeking about 3 dozen extras that look like their families have been locked underground for 200 years with little to no effort to prevent inbreeding. *points directly at a guy* You're in. (He starts crying.)