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Unchained Malady 🎃👻⸆⸉
@unchained-malady.bsky.social
genX lefty and all-around affable asshole
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🚫 no AI/crypto/NFTs/TERFs/Zionists
I don't post NSFW but I do cuss an awful lot
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it's looking like we just did, in fact, elect a Muslim mayor over Dick Cheney's dead body
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Would like to see more people in the movie industry shun Disney for their deplorable appeasement & bribery of a corrupt fascist. Their company has survived on a reputation of values, integrity & “Christian morality”.They have betrayed their brand by acting in a sleazy, criminal & unprincipled manner
November 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
the dipshit complaining about "anime profile pic leftists" on the anime profile pic leftist website has a "sunglasses + arms up to show off muscles" profile pic and gets cutesy with his dog and Wil Stancil

bro, I'm a nobody and even I have more followers than you

go bark at a mirror or something
November 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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who up burning they american eagle jeans at socially distanced bonfires
November 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Nate Participation Trophy is Big Mad, more whining at 11
The fact that the mere existence of this place makes Nate Silver so obsessively mad that he writes fanfiction about it is probably its best feature. I don’t need group chats I need the escalating Lovecraftian derangement of Nate Silver
the hipsters, they’re ordering double frufru mocha soy frappuccino. doesn’t anybody order a black coffee anymore
November 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Yeah, just like with republicans, they’ve started believing their own bullshit. Unlucky for them that it’s happening just as middle America is finally getting sick of their bullshit.
November 10, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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you can't pretend you think the other guys are fascists while also talking about how they're your buddies at the capitol gym

people will eventually notice
November 10, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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I have so much contempt for Schumer but his defenders who insist that he’s actually a master tactician who’s working for us are arguably even more contemptible
November 9, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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This, but for every Democratic maneuver maker. There aren't great political moves that only people within politics can understand. That doesn't exist. If a lot of people are saying that a policy is bad, it's probably just bad, there isn't a secret way that it's good.
I have so much contempt for Schumer but his defenders who insist that he’s actually a master tactician who’s working for us are arguably even more contemptible
November 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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I was expecting the AI Coca-Cola commercial to look like shit, but I wasn’t expecting it to SOUND like shit, too.

I’m guessing that was AI, too, because otherwise it sounds like they got the most disaffected high school choir girls to rush through a song they hate at the end of rehearsal
November 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
important info
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.

Here's how to turn it off.

First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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“This man knows no beauty and his whole world has devolved into fights on the Internet.”

Man: “Liar. I will fight you on the Internet.”
November 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Cheney's gonna be one of 3 ghosts to visit Trump on Christmas Eve*

*assuming he lives that long
November 9, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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"Take his wallet, leave the cannoli."
November 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Off to fetch his chainsaw . . .
November 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Strexcorp: believe in a smiling God™️
November 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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The first Target employee that looks me in the eye and tells me to go fuck myself gets a $20 tip.
November 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
make it look like an accident
Elon Musk’s new pay package would feed all forty million Americans on SNAP for the next ten years. He wouldn’t notice the difference but the country would.
November 9, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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kitty white is tired of the computer
November 8, 2025 at 9:05 AM
when you haven't gotten enough fawning attention for pumping AI into your otherwise depressing and self-centered substack, try adding the name of a hot new up-and-coming politician to milk the algorithm a little harder

at least one of you has some substance and charisma
November 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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"Wow. There's even more shit in this code than there is on the keyboard."
November 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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NEW YORK CITY: I hear you're in a celebratory mood over there. Well how would you like to use some of that energy to help dismantle big tech?

Join me, @parismarx.com, @edwardongwesojr.com, @jathansadowski.com, @veenadubal.bsky.social, and special guests for the Second NYC Luddite Tribunal.
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It's time to put technology on trial, and to smash it if necessary. Join Paris Marx, Jathan Sadowski, Ed Ongweso Jr, Veena Dubal, Brian Merchant, and special guests for an evening of booze, discussion...
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November 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
the JKR/TERF defenders are out in force post-Halloween and their shit is every bit as stale as it's always been:

bsky.app/profile/salc...

bsky.app/profile/zzyz...
bsky.app
November 6, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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AI gets 45% of news wrong — but readers still trust it

no plans to fix it, though

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dOP... - video
pivottoai.libsyn.com/20251105-ai-... - podcast

time: 4 min 58 sec
November 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM
and happy Blueskyversary, #Swifties

it's been a shitty 12 months but at least the dolls are beautiful
November 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM