Jug-hootin’ Oaf
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf
@dingokayfabe.bsky.social
· May 15
If Zamenhoff had invented the Eurovision Song Contest and used it to promote Esperanto, imagine that world
Die Hard is actually a copaganda movie
November 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Die Hard is actually a copaganda movie
Reposted by Jug-hootin’ Oaf
I've always been committed to life-long learning, which is why I finally did the reading 10 years after I graduated.
November 29, 2025 at 8:23 AM
I've always been committed to life-long learning, which is why I finally did the reading 10 years after I graduated.
Dale Chihuly X Dale Gribble mashup
November 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Dale Chihuly X Dale Gribble mashup
You won’t need no legroom once I’m done with you
November 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
You won’t need no legroom once I’m done with you
People used to dress up to fly. Now they’re just throwing on a robe and calling it a day
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 3:33 PM
People used to dress up to fly. Now they’re just throwing on a robe and calling it a day
What’s with this Maola milk around here. Sounds like a recurring character on Mama’s Family
November 29, 2025 at 1:34 PM
What’s with this Maola milk around here. Sounds like a recurring character on Mama’s Family
I think what made me get into filmmaking as an art form was the same thing as most directors: those Bud Ice commercials with the Penguin that sings “Strangers in the night”
November 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I think what made me get into filmmaking as an art form was the same thing as most directors: those Bud Ice commercials with the Penguin that sings “Strangers in the night”
Guantlet Legends voice
Piss Tsesarevich needs spirit healing for his paraphilia
November 29, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Guantlet Legends voice
You don’t even want to hear about what it took to finish off Piss Rasputin
November 29, 2025 at 2:38 AM
You don’t even want to hear about what it took to finish off Piss Rasputin
Philips Sonichu Toothbrush
November 29, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Philips Sonichu Toothbrush
Born on a mountain,
Raised in a cave,
Sorry, but I can not do that, Dave
Raised in a cave,
Sorry, but I can not do that, Dave
November 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Born on a mountain,
Raised in a cave,
Sorry, but I can not do that, Dave
Raised in a cave,
Sorry, but I can not do that, Dave
Shaft is a medium mother—
(Shut your mouth)
But I’m talking about shaft eel
(Shut your mouth)
But I’m talking about shaft eel
Medieval English laws categorized eels by size. The most common types were:
Pimpernell / Pimper eels: very small
Shaft / Dole eels: medium
Stub eels: larger
Red: ??
No one knows for sure what red eels were. But they were bad, & customs officers threw them out if they found any.
🗃️🧪
Pimpernell / Pimper eels: very small
Shaft / Dole eels: medium
Stub eels: larger
Red: ??
No one knows for sure what red eels were. But they were bad, & customs officers threw them out if they found any.
🗃️🧪
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Shaft is a medium mother—
(Shut your mouth)
But I’m talking about shaft eel
(Shut your mouth)
But I’m talking about shaft eel
Yeah I flushed it already though
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Yeah I flushed it already though
Maybe sentience is just another word for being neurotic. Maybe it’s easier to be happy to just do what comes naturally and not think about why you are doing it? I suppose that world looks a lot like Hobbesian war of all against all where the sowing is pretty based, but the reaping is low-key busted.
November 28, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Maybe sentience is just another word for being neurotic. Maybe it’s easier to be happy to just do what comes naturally and not think about why you are doing it? I suppose that world looks a lot like Hobbesian war of all against all where the sowing is pretty based, but the reaping is low-key busted.
America’s Funniest Ham Videos
November 28, 2025 at 4:10 AM
America’s Funniest Ham Videos
Some ones I remember fondly:
Joe Strummer + Mescaleros, Metro, 2001
Living End/Flogging Molly/Tsunami Bomb, Catalyst, 2001
Bridge School Benefit XIII (highlight: Tom Waits), Shoreline, 1999
Dirtbombs/Datsuns, I forget, NYC, 2002(3?)
Ian MacKaye playing kids’ music, Palo Alto HS cafeteria, 2005ish
Joe Strummer + Mescaleros, Metro, 2001
Living End/Flogging Molly/Tsunami Bomb, Catalyst, 2001
Bridge School Benefit XIII (highlight: Tom Waits), Shoreline, 1999
Dirtbombs/Datsuns, I forget, NYC, 2002(3?)
Ian MacKaye playing kids’ music, Palo Alto HS cafeteria, 2005ish
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Johnny Cash (Pantages in LA, right before the first American Recordings)
Ramones, Iggy Pop, Dickies (Chicago, 87)
Zombies (only post-breakup appearance of the entire original lineup)
Rudy Ray Moore
Beck (pre-LOSER, at a birthday party in Silverlake)
Johnny Cash (Pantages in LA, right before the first American Recordings)
Ramones, Iggy Pop, Dickies (Chicago, 87)
Zombies (only post-breakup appearance of the entire original lineup)
Rudy Ray Moore
Beck (pre-LOSER, at a birthday party in Silverlake)
November 28, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Some ones I remember fondly:
Joe Strummer + Mescaleros, Metro, 2001
Living End/Flogging Molly/Tsunami Bomb, Catalyst, 2001
Bridge School Benefit XIII (highlight: Tom Waits), Shoreline, 1999
Dirtbombs/Datsuns, I forget, NYC, 2002(3?)
Ian MacKaye playing kids’ music, Palo Alto HS cafeteria, 2005ish
Joe Strummer + Mescaleros, Metro, 2001
Living End/Flogging Molly/Tsunami Bomb, Catalyst, 2001
Bridge School Benefit XIII (highlight: Tom Waits), Shoreline, 1999
Dirtbombs/Datsuns, I forget, NYC, 2002(3?)
Ian MacKaye playing kids’ music, Palo Alto HS cafeteria, 2005ish
I want a “Not For You” tab with just posts nobody is allowed to interact with
November 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I want a “Not For You” tab with just posts nobody is allowed to interact with
The video game final fight did a lot of free marketing for Hagar slacks
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
The video game final fight did a lot of free marketing for Hagar slacks
One of the better ideas for making money off LLMs that I can think of is, ironically, copyright trolling
November 27, 2025 at 2:59 PM
One of the better ideas for making money off LLMs that I can think of is, ironically, copyright trolling
Of course the fuckin New York Times would be talking about “McDonald’s by the sackful.”
“A sackful of hammed burgers, Fritz,
And make it Snappy!”
You can call em sacks at White Castle but that’s because a sack can fit ten steamed
Hammers, even twenty, but thirty you need a Crave
Case
“A sackful of hammed burgers, Fritz,
And make it Snappy!”
You can call em sacks at White Castle but that’s because a sack can fit ten steamed
Hammers, even twenty, but thirty you need a Crave
Case
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Of course the fuckin New York Times would be talking about “McDonald’s by the sackful.”
“A sackful of hammed burgers, Fritz,
And make it Snappy!”
You can call em sacks at White Castle but that’s because a sack can fit ten steamed
Hammers, even twenty, but thirty you need a Crave
Case
“A sackful of hammed burgers, Fritz,
And make it Snappy!”
You can call em sacks at White Castle but that’s because a sack can fit ten steamed
Hammers, even twenty, but thirty you need a Crave
Case
My wife asks for a cup of water, and while I’m at the fridge getting, it the dog nudges the bell on the back door and points at his water bowl.
No respect.
No respect, I tells ya
No respect.
No respect, I tells ya
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
My wife asks for a cup of water, and while I’m at the fridge getting, it the dog nudges the bell on the back door and points at his water bowl.
No respect.
No respect, I tells ya
No respect.
No respect, I tells ya
People used to dress nice to have drunken meltdowns on the airplane! It’s about Respect
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
People used to dress nice to have drunken meltdowns on the airplane! It’s about Respect
[sexy baby voice]When pizza is on a bagel, you can have pizza any time
November 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
[sexy baby voice]When pizza is on a bagel, you can have pizza any time
Close the locker gap. Just really slam it in there.
We need random lockers on the street to shove some of these fucking nerds into
November 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Close the locker gap. Just really slam it in there.