uglylancelot
@uglylancelot.bsky.social
they/whatever | 🏳️⚧️ | queer as in fuck you | early 30s | ♉ | nsfw 🔞 minors dni | acab | anarchist | ask me about zelda lore
personally i think ALL womens are lit
December 23, 2025 at 12:06 PM
personally i think ALL womens are lit
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sir put that away!!
December 22, 2025 at 2:28 AM
sir put that away!!
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Nightsky Reminders
- get something to eat
- drink a glass of water
- take your meds
- reply to the friends you were meaning to but forgot to
- get something to eat
- drink a glass of water
- take your meds
- reply to the friends you were meaning to but forgot to
December 22, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Nightsky Reminders
- get something to eat
- drink a glass of water
- take your meds
- reply to the friends you were meaning to but forgot to
- get something to eat
- drink a glass of water
- take your meds
- reply to the friends you were meaning to but forgot to
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Checking out the Popular with Friends feed too see what happened overnight.
December 22, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Checking out the Popular with Friends feed too see what happened overnight.
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I know I’m not the first person to say it but the hyper commercialization of the Grinch story is pretty sad and a perfect illustration of the ability of capital to absorb critiques painlessly
December 22, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I know I’m not the first person to say it but the hyper commercialization of the Grinch story is pretty sad and a perfect illustration of the ability of capital to absorb critiques painlessly
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Nyxie staring awestruck at the Christmas tree has been my phone wallpaper this month.
December 21, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Nyxie staring awestruck at the Christmas tree has been my phone wallpaper this month.
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don't give up
fat tanuki
fat tanuki
December 21, 2025 at 12:58 AM
don't give up
fat tanuki
fat tanuki
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TOMORROW IS THE WINTER SOLSTICE AND Y'ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. It is time for the women (defined broadly) to hunt the Year King through the woods and tear him apart with their bare hands!
December 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
TOMORROW IS THE WINTER SOLSTICE AND Y'ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. It is time for the women (defined broadly) to hunt the Year King through the woods and tear him apart with their bare hands!
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CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Year
theonion.com/cia-realizes...
theonion.com/cia-realizes...
December 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Year
theonion.com/cia-realizes...
theonion.com/cia-realizes...
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conservatives are pedophiles. they are willing to do anything to protect pedophiles.
December 20, 2025 at 12:56 AM
conservatives are pedophiles. they are willing to do anything to protect pedophiles.
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Oh won't you play reindeer games with her? 🦌🥺
December 20, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Oh won't you play reindeer games with her? 🦌🥺
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billionaire: i have 3 brains. in my skull
interviewer: incredible
interviewer: incredible
December 20, 2025 at 4:33 AM
billionaire: i have 3 brains. in my skull
interviewer: incredible
interviewer: incredible
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making porn again for art reasons and for fun and and money
December 20, 2025 at 12:26 PM
making porn again for art reasons and for fun and and money
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I think we should see illiteracy as a major social issue but I don't think we should treat it as a personal failing. It makes me incredibly uncomfortable when people start making fun of someone for their reading skills.
December 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I think we should see illiteracy as a major social issue but I don't think we should treat it as a personal failing. It makes me incredibly uncomfortable when people start making fun of someone for their reading skills.
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My response to anything over the next two weeks
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
My response to anything over the next two weeks
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(Guy in HAZMAT suit runs Geiger counter over me resulting in wild and dense flurry of clicking noises)
Me: sick beat, mind if I sample it?
Me: sick beat, mind if I sample it?
December 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
(Guy in HAZMAT suit runs Geiger counter over me resulting in wild and dense flurry of clicking noises)
Me: sick beat, mind if I sample it?
Me: sick beat, mind if I sample it?
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Guess I'll post this again
December 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Guess I'll post this again
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My biggest issue with gacha games is that I believe every woman is a five-star ultra rare limited pull.
December 18, 2025 at 8:21 PM
My biggest issue with gacha games is that I believe every woman is a five-star ultra rare limited pull.
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I don't like to accuse Republicans of being secretly queer but I will point out that, in my experience, the only people this obsessed with my cock are trans women
December 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I don't like to accuse Republicans of being secretly queer but I will point out that, in my experience, the only people this obsessed with my cock are trans women
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"man with balloon"
December 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
"man with balloon"
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Chomsky and Foucault debating the meaning of the term Ephebophilia
December 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Chomsky and Foucault debating the meaning of the term Ephebophilia
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bbs. oil painting
December 18, 2025 at 11:02 PM
bbs. oil painting
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SEASON'S GREASONS
December 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
SEASON'S GREASONS