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@twen.bsky.social
Felix 🏳️🌈
he/him, they/them
he/him, they/them
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So you are bored of sex?
Well, ClippyGPT is here to fix all those problems for you!
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Well, ClippyGPT is here to fix all those problems for you!
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December 21, 2025 at 10:59 AM
So you are bored of sex?
Well, ClippyGPT is here to fix all those problems for you!
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Well, ClippyGPT is here to fix all those problems for you!
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Me: I don’t see the appeal of boxing
TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers
Me:
TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers
Me:
December 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Me: I don’t see the appeal of boxing
TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers
Me:
TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers
Me:
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In a fascinating new development in the is-a-taco-a-sandwich debate, a new restaurant has just opened up in my neighbourhood whose online ordering app explicitly classifies a taco as a hamburger.
December 20, 2025 at 9:04 PM
In a fascinating new development in the is-a-taco-a-sandwich debate, a new restaurant has just opened up in my neighbourhood whose online ordering app explicitly classifies a taco as a hamburger.
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ME: I may have failed my gross anatomy course, but at least my heart was in the right place.
PROFESSOR (looking at the cadaver): No...no it's not.
PROFESSOR (looking at the cadaver): No...no it's not.
December 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
ME: I may have failed my gross anatomy course, but at least my heart was in the right place.
PROFESSOR (looking at the cadaver): No...no it's not.
PROFESSOR (looking at the cadaver): No...no it's not.
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i love watching old 80s or 90s crime/horror films cause in every single one the investigator goes to the library
December 21, 2025 at 11:08 AM
i love watching old 80s or 90s crime/horror films cause in every single one the investigator goes to the library
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i love floorp, shoutouts fleebop, cant forget skigump, wertyuip is such a vibe, klopsnap wins
December 21, 2025 at 10:52 AM
i love floorp, shoutouts fleebop, cant forget skigump, wertyuip is such a vibe, klopsnap wins
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Went birdwatching today at a nondescript corner of the estuary, and watched a kotare/kingfisher catch a rockfish and wallop the bejeezus out of it against a branch before zooming up into a tree (presumably to feed it to a hungry chick). First-class nature experience in suburban Christchurch.
December 20, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Went birdwatching today at a nondescript corner of the estuary, and watched a kotare/kingfisher catch a rockfish and wallop the bejeezus out of it against a branch before zooming up into a tree (presumably to feed it to a hungry chick). First-class nature experience in suburban Christchurch.
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We're having typical (but not recent!) Seattle-style rain today in SF. It's just gently falling from the sky without wind or crazy downpours. The sound of car tires on wet roads sounds like home.
December 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
We're having typical (but not recent!) Seattle-style rain today in SF. It's just gently falling from the sky without wind or crazy downpours. The sound of car tires on wet roads sounds like home.
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Paul and Tate getting their brains turned to mashed potatoes the moment they stepped in the ring with somebody in the same weight class who isn't afraid to punch back feels like God flashing a big red warning sign to our country.
December 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Paul and Tate getting their brains turned to mashed potatoes the moment they stepped in the ring with somebody in the same weight class who isn't afraid to punch back feels like God flashing a big red warning sign to our country.
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I hate how you have to become an amateur security researcher just to exist on the Internet nowadays.
👏 THEY 👏 ARE 👏 NOT 👏 SUBTLE 👏
Turn on the join date labeler ( bsky.app/profile/join... ) and go scroll the timeline of that asshole that just came in your replies being needlessly aggressive or contrarian.
If they didn't join Nov 24 themselves you'll see them reposting those bots constantly!
Turn on the join date labeler ( bsky.app/profile/join... ) and go scroll the timeline of that asshole that just came in your replies being needlessly aggressive or contrarian.
If they didn't join Nov 24 themselves you'll see them reposting those bots constantly!
December 21, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I hate how you have to become an amateur security researcher just to exist on the Internet nowadays.
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I was a member of a neighborhood group once. Best was someone reporting a man in a Deliveroo uniform riding slowly down the road. It was a man working for Deliveroo, trying to find the right house.
December 21, 2025 at 10:24 AM
I was a member of a neighborhood group once. Best was someone reporting a man in a Deliveroo uniform riding slowly down the road. It was a man working for Deliveroo, trying to find the right house.
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jesus christ these guys are DWEEBS
A member of the neo-Nazi white separatist group PNW Wolf Pack fell to his death trying to pick a mistletoe from a tree this holiday season 🎄❄
December 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
jesus christ these guys are DWEEBS
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space mustard. yeti mustard. just two of many mustards that may or may not be out there
December 21, 2025 at 7:44 AM
space mustard. yeti mustard. just two of many mustards that may or may not be out there
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Father used to cradle me in his arms whilst he road his penny farthing bicycle, and he would hurl me like a cannonball at the paparazi. Papa had a way with children.
December 21, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Father used to cradle me in his arms whilst he road his penny farthing bicycle, and he would hurl me like a cannonball at the paparazi. Papa had a way with children.
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Does anyone wanna see a really good Getty image of Rita Moreno and Sam The Eagle having dinner in 1979?
December 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Does anyone wanna see a really good Getty image of Rita Moreno and Sam The Eagle having dinner in 1979?
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"Rocko's Modern Christmas" is brought to you today by the letter "W!"
December 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
"Rocko's Modern Christmas" is brought to you today by the letter "W!"
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i really don't know how to feel about
a headline reassuring everyone
"time is not broken"
appearing at the end of 2025.
a headline reassuring everyone
"time is not broken"
appearing at the end of 2025.
December 21, 2025 at 6:48 AM
i really don't know how to feel about
a headline reassuring everyone
"time is not broken"
appearing at the end of 2025.
a headline reassuring everyone
"time is not broken"
appearing at the end of 2025.
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Every friend group has at least one person who cannot recommend a single book. You ask them what you should read next, and they're like 'The Dying Stars' and you're like OK is that one book or- and they say 'oh it's book one of the dying sky trilogy, each of which is 19 books'
December 20, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Every friend group has at least one person who cannot recommend a single book. You ask them what you should read next, and they're like 'The Dying Stars' and you're like OK is that one book or- and they say 'oh it's book one of the dying sky trilogy, each of which is 19 books'
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Sometimes I wish I was a manta ray... floating around in the ocean... Filter feeding...
December 21, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Sometimes I wish I was a manta ray... floating around in the ocean... Filter feeding...
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Big Chungus has lasted almost 20 times longer than the Confederacy
December 21, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Big Chungus has lasted almost 20 times longer than the Confederacy
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This is my black cat, who is named Sir Pickles. Sometimes Sir Pickles gets nervous and needs to hold hands before he goes to bed.
December 21, 2025 at 12:52 AM
This is my black cat, who is named Sir Pickles. Sometimes Sir Pickles gets nervous and needs to hold hands before he goes to bed.
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TOMORROW IS THE WINTER SOLSTICE AND Y'ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. It is time for the women (defined broadly) to hunt the Year King through the woods and tear him apart with their bare hands!
December 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
TOMORROW IS THE WINTER SOLSTICE AND Y'ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. It is time for the women (defined broadly) to hunt the Year King through the woods and tear him apart with their bare hands!
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Someone on r/Cleveland discovered an abandoned microwave on a park bench and people have started visiting it and leaving it holiday gifts 😄
December 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Someone on r/Cleveland discovered an abandoned microwave on a park bench and people have started visiting it and leaving it holiday gifts 😄