Bea
@autiebea.bsky.social
neurodivergent (AuDHD) former speducator. snarky & hypergraphic political junkie. fluent in sarcasm.
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Bea
@autiebea.bsky.social
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Prepare for a National Emergency!
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i made this in february, but it's still relevant.
(of course, only relevant for shits and giggles these days, since donald has assured us that grocery prices are "coming down very substantially".)
feel free to share far and wide!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykvA...
(of course, only relevant for shits and giggles these days, since donald has assured us that grocery prices are "coming down very substantially".)
feel free to share far and wide!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykvA...
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Listen, ending your elite Reverse Uno with, “I’m praying for him,” is cold as ice.
BARTIROMO: Have you considered switching parties?
CUELLAR: Look, I'm a Democrat
BARTIROMO: Okay, but Trump is out with a new Truth Social saying saying, "next time, no more Mr Nice Guy"
CUELLAR: I was at church this morning praying for the president
CUELLAR: Look, I'm a Democrat
BARTIROMO: Okay, but Trump is out with a new Truth Social saying saying, "next time, no more Mr Nice Guy"
CUELLAR: I was at church this morning praying for the president
December 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Listen, ending your elite Reverse Uno with, “I’m praying for him,” is cold as ice.
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In the name of #environmental #climatechange #science and just as importantly #dei #dicktuck and #federalgrants @pattiegonia.bsky.social is an account to 👀 🙌👍🫶
December 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
In the name of #environmental #climatechange #science and just as importantly #dei #dicktuck and #federalgrants @pattiegonia.bsky.social is an account to 👀 🙌👍🫶
operation fuck with new orleans is primarily focused on detaining brown ppl w/o violent criminal records
and spying on the community members who are trying to help ppl to not get detained bc they're brown.
heckuvajob, bovie.
the briefings are seriously fashy stuff.
apnews.com/article/immi...
and spying on the community members who are trying to help ppl to not get detained bc they're brown.
heckuvajob, bovie.
the briefings are seriously fashy stuff.
apnews.com/article/immi...
Records reviewed by AP detail online monitoring, arrests in New Orleans immigration crackdown
State and federal authorities are monitoring online criticism and protests against the immigration crackdown in New Orleans.
apnews.com
December 7, 2025 at 11:21 PM
operation fuck with new orleans is primarily focused on detaining brown ppl w/o violent criminal records
and spying on the community members who are trying to help ppl to not get detained bc they're brown.
heckuvajob, bovie.
the briefings are seriously fashy stuff.
apnews.com/article/immi...
and spying on the community members who are trying to help ppl to not get detained bc they're brown.
heckuvajob, bovie.
the briefings are seriously fashy stuff.
apnews.com/article/immi...
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the best part is that he is actually genuinely really mad about this, because Cuellar has broken the golden rule of Trump deals: he gets to stiff you, you don’t get to stiff him
December 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
the best part is that he is actually genuinely really mad about this, because Cuellar has broken the golden rule of Trump deals: he gets to stiff you, you don’t get to stiff him
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I refuse to hand it to Cuellar but this is hysterical
is there no honor among comically corrupt politicians? what is the world coming to?!
is there no honor among comically corrupt politicians? what is the world coming to?!
ok look Henry Cuellar sucks but this is pretty funny he took the pardon now Trump has no leverage over him so he filed to run again and Trump is losing it
December 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I refuse to hand it to Cuellar but this is hysterical
is there no honor among comically corrupt politicians? what is the world coming to?!
is there no honor among comically corrupt politicians? what is the world coming to?!
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FLASHY LIGHT WARNING.
also, this is fucking amazing.
also, this is fucking amazing.
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
FLASHY LIGHT WARNING.
also, this is fucking amazing.
also, this is fucking amazing.
it's established louisiana law.
tested and upheld as constitutional.
it's ILLEGAL to wear a mask except for specific instances detailed in the law.
it was originally passed to prevent KKK activities.
www.legis.la.gov/legis/law.as...
tested and upheld as constitutional.
it's ILLEGAL to wear a mask except for specific instances detailed in the law.
it was originally passed to prevent KKK activities.
www.legis.la.gov/legis/law.as...
Louisiana Laws - Louisiana State Legislature
www.legis.la.gov
December 7, 2025 at 1:00 AM
it's established louisiana law.
tested and upheld as constitutional.
it's ILLEGAL to wear a mask except for specific instances detailed in the law.
it was originally passed to prevent KKK activities.
www.legis.la.gov/legis/law.as...
tested and upheld as constitutional.
it's ILLEGAL to wear a mask except for specific instances detailed in the law.
it was originally passed to prevent KKK activities.
www.legis.la.gov/legis/law.as...
it is ABSOLUTELY against protocol to set a police dog on a low-risk subject!
ice called HIM out. he wasn't resisting or fleeing.
the dog was NOT disengaged or secured after he was cuffed. handler kept the dog hot and close, and threatened to release the dog again.
flic.kr/p/2rK7hZe
ice called HIM out. he wasn't resisting or fleeing.
the dog was NOT disengaged or secured after he was cuffed. handler kept the dog hot and close, and threatened to release the dog again.
flic.kr/p/2rK7hZe
Wilmer
flic.kr
December 7, 2025 at 12:37 AM
it is ABSOLUTELY against protocol to set a police dog on a low-risk subject!
ice called HIM out. he wasn't resisting or fleeing.
the dog was NOT disengaged or secured after he was cuffed. handler kept the dog hot and close, and threatened to release the dog again.
flic.kr/p/2rK7hZe
ice called HIM out. he wasn't resisting or fleeing.
the dog was NOT disengaged or secured after he was cuffed. handler kept the dog hot and close, and threatened to release the dog again.
flic.kr/p/2rK7hZe
ICE agents under scrutiny after man’s legs allegedly crushed in Vancouver arrest - OPB share.google/pTZ7GjKlYXVi...
ICE agents under scrutiny after man’s legs allegedly crushed in Vancouver arrest
The Vancouver Police Department is investigating after a man appeared to have his legs run over by a U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement truck while being detained Thursday.
share.google
December 7, 2025 at 12:14 AM
ICE agents under scrutiny after man’s legs allegedly crushed in Vancouver arrest - OPB share.google/pTZ7GjKlYXVi...
you first, to show us how it's done.
you guys are a lot smarter than us, so you gotta teach us.
which one of you's gonna be lever guy and which one's the guy standing on the trap door?
you might need to show us several times before we give it a try.
we can practice on you, right?
you guys are a lot smarter than us, so you gotta teach us.
which one of you's gonna be lever guy and which one's the guy standing on the trap door?
you might need to show us several times before we give it a try.
we can practice on you, right?
I'm not sure it's in the self interest of America's tech bro billionaires to suggest that we bring back public executions to punish the most destructive people in our society.
A Palantir billionaire just called for public hangings.
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
December 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
you first, to show us how it's done.
you guys are a lot smarter than us, so you gotta teach us.
which one of you's gonna be lever guy and which one's the guy standing on the trap door?
you might need to show us several times before we give it a try.
we can practice on you, right?
you guys are a lot smarter than us, so you gotta teach us.
which one of you's gonna be lever guy and which one's the guy standing on the trap door?
you might need to show us several times before we give it a try.
we can practice on you, right?
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i wish neil armstrong had brutally flubbed the moon landing line. that's one small step for moon. one small step ON moon. for a man. one giant man.. 's leap. one GIANT LEAP for moonkind. moon man. one giant moon for manmind. you can hear buzz rollin around in the lander, just howling
December 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
i wish neil armstrong had brutally flubbed the moon landing line. that's one small step for moon. one small step ON moon. for a man. one giant man.. 's leap. one GIANT LEAP for moonkind. moon man. one giant moon for manmind. you can hear buzz rollin around in the lander, just howling
the new national security strategy is a fascinating attempt to placate the america first absolutists:
"ok, so look...like we're in the western hemisphere and they are too so that's basically the same place but really america because it starts with A so that's first."
if you say no, you're poopy.
"ok, so look...like we're in the western hemisphere and they are too so that's basically the same place but really america because it starts with A so that's first."
if you say no, you're poopy.
December 6, 2025 at 11:13 PM
the new national security strategy is a fascinating attempt to placate the america first absolutists:
"ok, so look...like we're in the western hemisphere and they are too so that's basically the same place but really america because it starts with A so that's first."
if you say no, you're poopy.
"ok, so look...like we're in the western hemisphere and they are too so that's basically the same place but really america because it starts with A so that's first."
if you say no, you're poopy.
...but don't ask me about significant actions a government agency or congress has taken,
or any key world events,
or any major policy decisions i supposedly made.
i don't know anything about that.
or any key world events,
or any major policy decisions i supposedly made.
i don't know anything about that.
Trump on defense, disputes ICE pepper spray attack on Rep. Adelita Grijalva
December 6, 2025 at 10:36 PM
...but don't ask me about significant actions a government agency or congress has taken,
or any key world events,
or any major policy decisions i supposedly made.
i don't know anything about that.
or any key world events,
or any major policy decisions i supposedly made.
i don't know anything about that.
ratings so low they're not even counted or relevant anymore!
which is why it's totally normal for me to compose a 143-word post bitching about your coverage!!
because you suck so bad no one watches you so nobody will even see your coverage of me!!!
I'M A VERY STABLE GENIUS!!!!!!!!!
which is why it's totally normal for me to compose a 143-word post bitching about your coverage!!
because you suck so bad no one watches you so nobody will even see your coverage of me!!!
I'M A VERY STABLE GENIUS!!!!!!!!!
December 6, 2025 at 10:29 PM
ratings so low they're not even counted or relevant anymore!
which is why it's totally normal for me to compose a 143-word post bitching about your coverage!!
because you suck so bad no one watches you so nobody will even see your coverage of me!!!
I'M A VERY STABLE GENIUS!!!!!!!!!
which is why it's totally normal for me to compose a 143-word post bitching about your coverage!!
because you suck so bad no one watches you so nobody will even see your coverage of me!!!
I'M A VERY STABLE GENIUS!!!!!!!!!
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It’s an evergreen joke.
I was just awarded the Peabody from "Allison's Peabody Awards" to be presented in my second bedroom which doubles as a podcast studio. I just want to thank all the wonderful competitors of which there were none, and the amazing judges which are me and my cats. GREAT HONOR!
lol
December 6, 2025 at 6:04 AM
It’s an evergreen joke.
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These types of awards are precious precious
December 6, 2025 at 6:07 AM
These types of awards are precious precious
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Hey @MarshaBlackburn — if people with drugs thousands of miles away not even coming here are “terrorists” who can be bombed without due process, what does that say about Big Pharma companies you helped shield from accountability as their opioid crisis killed scores of Americans?
December 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Hey @MarshaBlackburn — if people with drugs thousands of miles away not even coming here are “terrorists” who can be bombed without due process, what does that say about Big Pharma companies you helped shield from accountability as their opioid crisis killed scores of Americans?
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WATCH: “What kind of boat was it, a canoe? 🛶 The whole thing is so ridiculous. They’re just killing people. It’s extrajudicial murder off the coast of Venezuela, full stop.”
@timmiller.bsky.social & Tommy shred🔥 @SenTomCotton’s explanation
Full @thebulwark.com ep: youtu.be/wC8f8Vjx8SU?...
@timmiller.bsky.social & Tommy shred🔥 @SenTomCotton’s explanation
Full @thebulwark.com ep: youtu.be/wC8f8Vjx8SU?...
December 5, 2025 at 11:49 PM
WATCH: “What kind of boat was it, a canoe? 🛶 The whole thing is so ridiculous. They’re just killing people. It’s extrajudicial murder off the coast of Venezuela, full stop.”
@timmiller.bsky.social & Tommy shred🔥 @SenTomCotton’s explanation
Full @thebulwark.com ep: youtu.be/wC8f8Vjx8SU?...
@timmiller.bsky.social & Tommy shred🔥 @SenTomCotton’s explanation
Full @thebulwark.com ep: youtu.be/wC8f8Vjx8SU?...
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...we all know what they mean by "matching the description."
www.wdsu.com/article/new-...
www.wdsu.com/article/new-...
Marrero woman says Ring doorbell captured her being chased by federal agents
She says she was walking back from the grocery store when masked federal agents in an SUV attempted to approach her just outside her house.
www.wdsu.com
December 5, 2025 at 11:46 PM
...we all know what they mean by "matching the description."
www.wdsu.com/article/new-...
www.wdsu.com/article/new-...
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Hegseth might be the first to tweet his way into capital murder.
December 5, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Hegseth might be the first to tweet his way into capital murder.
not to kink shame, but...
imagine the lies they pull out of their asses are anal beads.
i mean, they *do* seem to derive a lot of pleasure from lying.
[yes, south park, i give you permission to go with this idea.]
imagine the lies they pull out of their asses are anal beads.
i mean, they *do* seem to derive a lot of pleasure from lying.
[yes, south park, i give you permission to go with this idea.]
BERMAN: Would it be legal for police in Arkansas to kill suspected drug dealers on a boat in a lake?
TOM COTTON: The premise of your question is not well-founded
BERMAN: The answer is no. It would not be legal to kill them.
TOM COTTON: The premise of your question is not well-founded
BERMAN: The answer is no. It would not be legal to kill them.
December 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
not to kink shame, but...
imagine the lies they pull out of their asses are anal beads.
i mean, they *do* seem to derive a lot of pleasure from lying.
[yes, south park, i give you permission to go with this idea.]
imagine the lies they pull out of their asses are anal beads.
i mean, they *do* seem to derive a lot of pleasure from lying.
[yes, south park, i give you permission to go with this idea.]
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Here’s one for Tom. Mexican gangs import guns from the US to terrorize Mexicans. Is it okay for Mexico to send drones in to destroy gun stores in Texas and kill the “gun dealers?"
December 5, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Here’s one for Tom. Mexican gangs import guns from the US to terrorize Mexicans. Is it okay for Mexico to send drones in to destroy gun stores in Texas and kill the “gun dealers?"
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