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@autiebea.bsky.social

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neurodivergent (AuDHD) former speducator. snarky & hypergraphic political junkie. fluent in sarcasm. bae/y'all

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Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 6d

friendly reminder, kids!

people who use alt text are political, too.

and it doesn't have to be boring.

for example:

"man in a blow-up frog suit with a blue cape stands in front of jackboots in full battle gear. thank gawd one of them has his riot shield. he may yet survive the night."

man in a blow-up frog suit with a blue cape stands in front of jackboots in full battle gear. thank gawd one of them has his riot shield. he may yet survive the night.

Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 5h

time to start acting like the automated customer service lady:

"i'm sorry, that was an invalid entry. press 1 for yes. press 2 for no."

Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 9h

yes, this is THAT frog guy.

my a-dar is pinging HARD right now.

@thinkingautism.com @ericmgarcia.bsky.social @autismsupsoc.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/shorts/H2eSV...

Meet the Portland protest frog that started a movement

YouTube video by The Oregonian

www.youtube.com

Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 9h

trump's troops have ZERO sense of self-worth. pathetic.

you *know* the regime is watching these and giggling like teenage boys pulling pranks. pathetic.

www.tiktok.com/@sol.luna_xi...

Happening NOW! Follow me I’m live streaming it now! #portland #oregon #ice #protest #costume

TikTok video by Sol.Luna

Reposted by Bea

Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 11h

Portland continues to amaze me 👏

Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 13h

he means follow in the social media sense.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21h

JD Vance: "We always follow the law. We always follow court cases."

Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 13h

he means follow in the social media sense.

Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 13h

i swear to fuck, this is happening just because donald likes to say "you're fired!"

...like how they drove his daddy to the office to sign fake papers.

Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 13h

someone needs to keep a running tab on how much all these lawsuits are costing the american people.

divide them into categories:

-frivolous lawsuits filed by the regime.

-legit lawsuits bc the regime is blatantly breaking the law.

Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 13h

time to start acting like the automated customer service lady:

"i'm sorry, that was an invalid entry. press 1 for yes. press 2 for no."

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20h

STEPHANOPOULOS: Trump said Pritzker should be in jail. Do you think he has committed a crime?

VANCE: I think Pritzker has certainly failed to keep the people of Illinois safe

S: It's a yes or no question

V: I certainly think he has violated his fundamental oath. That seems pretty criminal to me

Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 13h

time to start acting like the automated customer service lady:

"i'm sorry, that was an invalid entry. press 1 for yes. press 2 for no."

Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 14h

turns out, this ad was spot on!

black and white print ad for the $50,000 pyramid game show. features a drawing of dick clark's head and the words: challenge yourself to fascinating word games while i challenge contestants to reach the top of the $50,000 pyramid.

Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 14h

this ad for the show is spot on!

black and white print ad for the $50,000 pyramid game show. features a drawing of dick clark's head and the words: challenge yourself to fascinating word games while i challenge contestants to reach the top of the $50,000 pyramid.

Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 14h

can someone explain this to me like i'm five?

i honestly don't understand why or how all of these cases keep getting kicked back to lower courts.

i thought the supreme court was the final arbiter AFTER a case has gone through the entire system.

Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 14h

i swear to fuck, this is happening just because donald likes to say "you're fired!"

...like how they drove his daddy to the office to sign fake papers.

Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 14h

i swear to fuck, this is happening just because donald likes to say "you're fired!"

...like how they drove his daddy to the office to sign fake papers.

Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 14h

Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 20h

The Trump administration wants us to believe that they are all-powerful forces who control everything and can be reined in by neither Congress nor the Supreme Court, but if anything goes wrong, it's Mastermind Chuck Schumer's fault.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20h

BRENNAN: CBS confirmed the Trump administration rescinded the layoffs of CDC scientists. Some were involved with the federal measles response. How does a mistake like this happen?

VANCE: The govt shutdown inevitably leads to some chaos. It happened because of Schumer

B: But this was a WH decision

Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 14h

congressional hearings, please!

-how many times has this happened?
-which departments?
-how many people?
-who chose the targets & how?
-who signed off?
-who determined it was a mistake & how?
-how many staff came back?
-how much did fire-rehire cost?

100% waste, fraud & abuse.

Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 14h

can someone explain this to me like i'm five?

i honestly don't understand why or how all of these cases keep getting kicked back to lower courts.

i thought the supreme court was the final arbiter AFTER a case has gone through the entire system.

Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 14h

can someone explain this to me like i'm five?

i honestly don't understand why or how all of these cases keep getting kicked back to lower courts.

i thought the supreme court was the final arbiter AFTER a case has gone through the entire system.

Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 14h

look, derrick...

why don't you buy him a few gross of these?

that way, you can get on your knees and humbly present one to dear leader each day.

"gold plated" nobel prize coin replica from aliexpress for $2.23.

Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 14h

ok, fine.

the nobel peace prize is beneath him.

i'm willing to go with that, if it'll get him to shut the fuck up about it!

Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 14h

this entire video is a staged puff piece.

AND the truest expression of who he is.

in another clip, he just ticks off the talking points list.

except for tossing in "honey" a couple of times, he never talks to his grand-daughter like she's someone he's even met before.

it's so fucking gross.

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 15h

PRIORITIES: “Your taxes are coming down! See? Everyone’s happy, honey.” 💰

Instead of stopping health care premiums from skyrocketing for millions while millions more lose coverage, Trump rides around his golf course glazing himself for lowering taxes for his billionaire pals

Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 14h

this entire video is a staged puff piece.

AND the truest expression of who he is.

in another clip, he just ticks off the talking points list.

except for tossing in "honey" a couple of times, he never talks to his grand-daughter like she's someone he's even met before.

it's so fucking gross.

Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 14h

he only tried for @ 4 seconds before fobbing it off to "the help".

Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 15h

careful, pamela jo.

bob was wa ag.

he's been suing and winning since donald's first time around.

CajunBlueAZ ⚜️🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @cajunblue.bsky.social · 15h

🚨🚨🚨WA Governor Bob Ferguson responds to a letter he received from AG Pam Bondi in which she threatened to place him in jail. 🧯He is on fire! 1/2