Bea
@autiebea.bsky.social
neurodivergent (AuDHD) former speducator. snarky & hypergraphic political junkie. fluent in sarcasm.
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Prepare for a National Emergency!
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i made this in february, but it's still relevant.
(of course, only relevant for shits and giggles these days, since donald has assured us that grocery prices are "coming down very substantially".)
feel free to share far and wide!
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(of course, only relevant for shits and giggles these days, since donald has assured us that grocery prices are "coming down very substantially".)
feel free to share far and wide!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykvA...
aw man, it's right on the tip of my tongue.
wait, don't tell me.
was it some kind if arena tour?
beyonce was involved, if i remember.
too bad she shut out her opening act.
he was GREAT!
his solo work back home's been solid.
i think she wrote a book or something.
anyways, been a long time...
wait, don't tell me.
was it some kind if arena tour?
beyonce was involved, if i remember.
too bad she shut out her opening act.
he was GREAT!
his solo work back home's been solid.
i think she wrote a book or something.
anyways, been a long time...
Kamala Harris on the future of the Democratic Party: "We must have a clear vision for what comes after the midterms, and after Trump. We must be honest that for so many the American Dream has become more of a myth than a reality. The system is not only fractured, but broken."
December 13, 2025 at 6:08 AM
aw man, it's right on the tip of my tongue.
wait, don't tell me.
was it some kind if arena tour?
beyonce was involved, if i remember.
too bad she shut out her opening act.
he was GREAT!
his solo work back home's been solid.
i think she wrote a book or something.
anyways, been a long time...
wait, don't tell me.
was it some kind if arena tour?
beyonce was involved, if i remember.
too bad she shut out her opening act.
he was GREAT!
his solo work back home's been solid.
i think she wrote a book or something.
anyways, been a long time...
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I've helped introduce a bill to ensure that people like Jose can contact their lawyer. We're talking about basic dignity and respect here.
ICE should not be able to crush someone's foot, lie about it, and then disappear them from their legal counsel.
ICE should not be able to crush someone's foot, lie about it, and then disappear them from their legal counsel.
Murray, Murphy, Dexter, Colleagues Introduce Bicameral Bill to Ensure DHS Detainees Can Speak to a Lawyer, Contact their Families - Senator Patty Murray
ICYMI: Senator Murray Leads Colleagues in Reintroducing Legislation to Prevent the Shackling and Mistreatment of Pregnant Women in ICE and CBP Custody ICYMI: Murray, Durbin, Senate Democrats Urge Pres...
www.murray.senate.gov
December 13, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I've helped introduce a bill to ensure that people like Jose can contact their lawyer. We're talking about basic dignity and respect here.
ICE should not be able to crush someone's foot, lie about it, and then disappear them from their legal counsel.
ICE should not be able to crush someone's foot, lie about it, and then disappear them from their legal counsel.
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I just love real America so much
December 13, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I just love real America so much
After Putin Claims Ukrainian Troops Were Surrounded, Zelensky Shows Up and Posts Selfies
After Putin Claims Ukrainian Troops Were Surrounded, Zelensky Shows Up and Posts Selfies
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky came up with a simple and effective way to combat Russian President Vladimir Putin's claims that Ukrainian troops in Kupiansk were surrounded -- show up in person and post selfies.
The post After Putin Claims Ukrainian Troops Were Surrounded, Zelensky Shows Up and Posts Selfies first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
December 13, 2025 at 2:13 AM
"let's see what happens.
we're working on seeing if we can make a deal right now.
we're gonna see.
we'll soon know.
i guess we're gonna, we're gonna see a lot of death."
we're working on seeing if we can make a deal right now.
we're gonna see.
we'll soon know.
i guess we're gonna, we're gonna see a lot of death."
Trump says the Russia-Ukraine war is just like a hockey game from 1980.
December 13, 2025 at 1:53 AM
"let's see what happens.
we're working on seeing if we can make a deal right now.
we're gonna see.
we'll soon know.
i guess we're gonna, we're gonna see a lot of death."
we're working on seeing if we can make a deal right now.
we're gonna see.
we'll soon know.
i guess we're gonna, we're gonna see a lot of death."
happy "he thinks the grocery store keeps apples in the refrigerator" day, to those who celebrate!
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Trump continues to peddle dramatized stories about groceries. #ACloserLook
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December 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
happy "he thinks the grocery store keeps apples in the refrigerator" day, to those who celebrate!
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i heard: cinco fan.
i will also accept the subtitle version: synco fan.
i will also accept the subtitle version: synco fan.
December 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
i heard: cinco fan.
i will also accept the subtitle version: synco fan.
i will also accept the subtitle version: synco fan.
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'Stop Arming Israel,' Jewish-Led Groups Tell DNC Leaders at Party Summit www.commondreams.org/news/jewish-...
'Stop Arming Israel,' Jewish-Led Groups Tell DNC Leaders at Party Summit | Common Dreams
Jewish Voice for Peace Action demands Democrats stop arming Israel. Join the coalition to end US complicity in Israeli war crimes.
www.commondreams.org
December 13, 2025 at 12:07 AM
'Stop Arming Israel,' Jewish-Led Groups Tell DNC Leaders at Party Summit www.commondreams.org/news/jewish-...
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ICC Judges 'Wiped Out Economically and Socially' by US Sanctions—But Remain Resolute www.commondreams.org/news/icc-jud...
ICC Judges 'Wiped Out Economically and Socially' by US Sanctions—But Remain Resolute | Common Dreams
“In my country, I prosecuted terrorists and drug lords," said Judge Luz Ibáñez Carranza of Peru. "I will continue my work."
www.commondreams.org
December 13, 2025 at 12:08 AM
ICC Judges 'Wiped Out Economically and Socially' by US Sanctions—But Remain Resolute www.commondreams.org/news/icc-jud...
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Welcome to Immoral-A-Go
December 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Welcome to Immoral-A-Go
tis the annual
day of posting my favourite meme:
day of posting my favourite meme:
December 12, 2025 at 8:13 PM
tis the annual
day of posting my favourite meme:
day of posting my favourite meme:
so i'm guessing they haven't been able to find an asl interpreter who doesn't start doing this 5 minutes into his word-detritus?
White House says sign language services 'intrude' on Trump's public image | AP News share.google/HJ3o6xmx7JbM...
White House says sign language services 'intrude' on Trump's public image | AP News share.google/HJ3o6xmx7JbM...
a store front with a sm logo on the top
Alt: exceptionally tall, orange inflatable wavy guy (like they have at car lots) in a store parking lot. a person dressed in an orange wavy guy costume is standing in front of it, mimicking its flappy, wavy motion.
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
so i'm guessing they haven't been able to find an asl interpreter who doesn't start doing this 5 minutes into his word-detritus?
White House says sign language services 'intrude' on Trump's public image | AP News share.google/HJ3o6xmx7JbM...
White House says sign language services 'intrude' on Trump's public image | AP News share.google/HJ3o6xmx7JbM...
91% of my 2 cats like steamed carrots.
...and?
...and?
December 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
91% of my 2 cats like steamed carrots.
...and?
...and?
ok.
whatever.
fine.
if we say congrats,
aga,
and give you a prize,
will you go away and leave us alone?
whatever.
fine.
if we say congrats,
aga,
and give you a prize,
will you go away and leave us alone?
Trump: “Inflation is stopped, wages are up, prices are down”
December 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
ok.
whatever.
fine.
if we say congrats,
aga,
and give you a prize,
will you go away and leave us alone?
whatever.
fine.
if we say congrats,
aga,
and give you a prize,
will you go away and leave us alone?
will donald pardon kwon today, or wait until monday?
Do Kwon: TerraUSD creator sentenced to 15 years in prison over $40bn crash share.google/utPIWCQhBXLY...
Do Kwon: TerraUSD creator sentenced to 15 years in prison over $40bn crash share.google/utPIWCQhBXLY...
Do Kwon: TerraUSD creator sentenced to 15 years in prison over $40bn crash
In August, Do Kwon pleaded guilty to conspiracy to defraud and wire fraud and apologised for his actions.
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December 12, 2025 at 9:06 AM
will donald pardon kwon today, or wait until monday?
Do Kwon: TerraUSD creator sentenced to 15 years in prison over $40bn crash share.google/utPIWCQhBXLY...
Do Kwon: TerraUSD creator sentenced to 15 years in prison over $40bn crash share.google/utPIWCQhBXLY...
hand shaking is donald's personal ied explosion...
Because handshakes wreak such havoc on...
(checks notes)
The outside of your hand.
(checks notes)
The outside of your hand.
"Unsurprisingly, the White House is trying to lie its way through it. The only explanation offered so far for Trump's mangled hand is a laughable one about 'frequent handshaking.' And president now says it's 'treasonous' to report on his health."
December 12, 2025 at 6:12 AM
hand shaking is donald's personal ied explosion...
i wish they'd just have fun with it and casually drop words into their questions to see if he'll go with it.
"sir, has china resumed buying lamb from american farmers?"
i bet he'd start talking about the late, great hannibal lecter, who's just agreed to help him with the ukraine deal.
"sir, has china resumed buying lamb from american farmers?"
i bet he'd start talking about the late, great hannibal lecter, who's just agreed to help him with the ukraine deal.
Q: Do you have specific AI guardrails you're trying to put together with China?
TRUMP: No. One of the things I talk to China about is the denuclearization of weapons
TRUMP: No. One of the things I talk to China about is the denuclearization of weapons
December 12, 2025 at 6:08 AM
i wish they'd just have fun with it and casually drop words into their questions to see if he'll go with it.
"sir, has china resumed buying lamb from american farmers?"
i bet he'd start talking about the late, great hannibal lecter, who's just agreed to help him with the ukraine deal.
"sir, has china resumed buying lamb from american farmers?"
i bet he'd start talking about the late, great hannibal lecter, who's just agreed to help him with the ukraine deal.
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Buttigieg on Indiana Republicans: "To be clear, they didn't stop being Republicans. This is a conservative state. These are conservative legislators. But they figured out that the right thing to do and the smart thing to do was to say no to the White House, no to Donald Trump, and not to JD Vance."
December 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Buttigieg on Indiana Republicans: "To be clear, they didn't stop being Republicans. This is a conservative state. These are conservative legislators. But they figured out that the right thing to do and the smart thing to do was to say no to the White House, no to Donald Trump, and not to JD Vance."
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Buttigieg on Indiana: "The big part of how Trumpism works is to make you feel totally disempowered. To make him feel inevitable. And yet the clear takeaway from this is he is not unstoppable and you are not without power."
December 12, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Buttigieg on Indiana: "The big part of how Trumpism works is to make you feel totally disempowered. To make him feel inevitable. And yet the clear takeaway from this is he is not unstoppable and you are not without power."
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Who is Barron’s real dad?
Trump on his wife's legislative initiative: "I just heard about that for the first time. The only thing I can tell you, I know one thing for sure, it's going to be great for children. I don't know what it is she's doing. She loves children. She's got a wonderful boy. And she's very proud of her boy"
December 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Who is Barron’s real dad?
FALSE. as long as c-span exists, no one is losing access.
the only thing being in the same room with him gets you is lies and probably an unpleasant odor.
the only thing being in the same room with him gets you is lies and probably an unpleasant odor.
The first reporter to speak up, interrupt, and call Trump out to his face while he is berating, insulting and personally attacking another female reporter for no reason will be a national hero. You may lose access, but you will be a legend forever. At some point, someone has to.
December 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
FALSE. as long as c-span exists, no one is losing access.
the only thing being in the same room with him gets you is lies and probably an unpleasant odor.
the only thing being in the same room with him gets you is lies and probably an unpleasant odor.
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GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
December 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
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Hard to believe this is real but it is — do better, Time 😕
December 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Hard to believe this is real but it is — do better, Time 😕
best. birthday. ever!
one of the worst days of the crumbling Trump presidency: loses In indiana, loses in Kilmar Abrego Garcia case, loses in Tish James grand jury, loses in House vote to override union busting EO, and FBI embarrassed in inability to answer basic questions about ANTIFA (which is not an organization)
December 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM
best. birthday. ever!
thank you, senators.
Their closing message to Indiana: change your maps to artificially benefit the President's political party or 'roads will not be paved' as punishment.
They are openly saying this.
Who would want to live in a country that works like that?
They are openly saying this.
Who would want to live in a country that works like that?
December 11, 2025 at 10:01 PM
thank you, senators.