Bea
@autiebea.bsky.social
neurodivergent (AuDHD) former speducator. snarky & hypergraphic political junkie. fluent in sarcasm.
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@autiebea.bsky.social
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Prepare for a National Emergency!
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i made this in february, but it's still relevant.
(of course, only relevant for shits and giggles these days, since donald has assured us that grocery prices are "coming down very substantially".)
feel free to share far and wide!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykvA...
(of course, only relevant for shits and giggles these days, since donald has assured us that grocery prices are "coming down very substantially".)
feel free to share far and wide!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykvA...
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Just once I'd like to hear a TV news anchor say, "Sir, that's not true, and if you keep insisting it is, we're going to end this interview to protect our viewers from further disinformation. And we won't invite you back."
HASSETT: Gas prices dropped below $2 a gallon in a lot of places
CORDES: Gas prices on average are still at $3 a galloon
HASSETT: For a few states they got below $2
CORDES: Gas prices on average are still at $3 a galloon
HASSETT: For a few states they got below $2
November 30, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Just once I'd like to hear a TV news anchor say, "Sir, that's not true, and if you keep insisting it is, we're going to end this interview to protect our viewers from further disinformation. And we won't invite you back."
personally, i've found the best way to outsmart the gimmicks is by being broke.
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Retailers use marketing techniques to get you to spend more, like creating a false sense of urgency or creating artificial discounts. Outsmart the gimmicks with these tips.
4 marketing tricks to not fall for this holiday season
Retailers use marketing techniques to get you to spend more, like creating a false sense of urgency or creating artificial discounts. Outsmart the gimmicks with these tips.
n.pr
November 30, 2025 at 8:41 PM
personally, i've found the best way to outsmart the gimmicks is by being broke.
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Rep. Don Bacon: "We saw that WSJ article yesterday that many people around the president are hoping to make billions of dollars—these are all billionaires in their own right—from an agreement from Russia, if they get a favorable agreement with Ukraine. That alarms me tremendously."
November 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Rep. Don Bacon: "We saw that WSJ article yesterday that many people around the president are hoping to make billions of dollars—these are all billionaires in their own right—from an agreement from Russia, if they get a favorable agreement with Ukraine. That alarms me tremendously."
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Not great that we’ve created a system where the best job opportunities for working class men involve either overseeing other working class people in prison, or working as masked secret police violently hunting down working class immigrants targeted for deportation despite having committed no crimes.
“We’re broken and we’re being poached by ICE,” one official with the prison workers union told ProPublica. “It’s unbelievable. People are leaving in droves.”
By @keribla.bsky.social
By @keribla.bsky.social
As Federal Prisons Run Low on Food and Toilet Paper, Corrections Officers Leave in Droves for ICE
Many of the problems the agency is facing now are not new, but staff and prisoners fear an exodus of officers could make life behind bars even worse.
www.propublica.org
November 30, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Not great that we’ve created a system where the best job opportunities for working class men involve either overseeing other working class people in prison, or working as masked secret police violently hunting down working class immigrants targeted for deportation despite having committed no crimes.
@ericmgarcia.bsky.social
dude, you didn't tell us you were one of the the top story winners on donald's media offenders page! 💫🏆🎉
your "Trump calls for arrest of ‘seditious’ Democrats who told troops their duty is to uphold the Constitution" piece made him BIG MAD.
www.whitehouse.gov/mediabias/
dude, you didn't tell us you were one of the the top story winners on donald's media offenders page! 💫🏆🎉
your "Trump calls for arrest of ‘seditious’ Democrats who told troops their duty is to uphold the Constitution" piece made him BIG MAD.
www.whitehouse.gov/mediabias/
Media Offenders
Explore the Media Bias Tracker that fact checks and holds Fake News accountable. False claims debunked, Hall of Shame for serial offenders, Leaderboard of networks ranked by Repeated Lies. Stay inform...
www.whitehouse.gov
November 30, 2025 at 12:30 PM
@ericmgarcia.bsky.social
dude, you didn't tell us you were one of the the top story winners on donald's media offenders page! 💫🏆🎉
your "Trump calls for arrest of ‘seditious’ Democrats who told troops their duty is to uphold the Constitution" piece made him BIG MAD.
www.whitehouse.gov/mediabias/
dude, you didn't tell us you were one of the the top story winners on donald's media offenders page! 💫🏆🎉
your "Trump calls for arrest of ‘seditious’ Democrats who told troops their duty is to uphold the Constitution" piece made him BIG MAD.
www.whitehouse.gov/mediabias/
this page is super special,
because when you click on a hall of shame offender,
all you get is this:
www.whitehouse.gov/media-bias-p...
because when you click on a hall of shame offender,
all you get is this:
www.whitehouse.gov/media-bias-p...
November 30, 2025 at 12:17 PM
this page is super special,
because when you click on a hall of shame offender,
all you get is this:
www.whitehouse.gov/media-bias-p...
because when you click on a hall of shame offender,
all you get is this:
www.whitehouse.gov/media-bias-p...
donald is going off the deep end like a fucking cliff diver.
this shit is out of hand.
www.whitehouse.gov/mediabias/
this shit is out of hand.
www.whitehouse.gov/mediabias/
Media Offenders
Explore the Media Bias Tracker that fact checks and holds Fake News accountable. False claims debunked, Hall of Shame for serial offenders, Leaderboard of networks ranked by Repeated Lies. Stay inform...
www.whitehouse.gov
November 30, 2025 at 12:14 PM
donald is going off the deep end like a fucking cliff diver.
this shit is out of hand.
www.whitehouse.gov/mediabias/
this shit is out of hand.
www.whitehouse.gov/mediabias/
🥰✊🤣
a republican state senator from indiana
rips donald a new one over his redistricting pressure campaign!
he's said "fuck no" to TWO oval office invites,
accuses trump of violating the hatch act,
and basically calls him a self-serving dick.
dailyjournal.net/2025/11/26/s...
a republican state senator from indiana
rips donald a new one over his redistricting pressure campaign!
he's said "fuck no" to TWO oval office invites,
accuses trump of violating the hatch act,
and basically calls him a self-serving dick.
dailyjournal.net/2025/11/26/s...
November 30, 2025 at 12:08 PM
🥰✊🤣
a republican state senator from indiana
rips donald a new one over his redistricting pressure campaign!
he's said "fuck no" to TWO oval office invites,
accuses trump of violating the hatch act,
and basically calls him a self-serving dick.
dailyjournal.net/2025/11/26/s...
a republican state senator from indiana
rips donald a new one over his redistricting pressure campaign!
he's said "fuck no" to TWO oval office invites,
accuses trump of violating the hatch act,
and basically calls him a self-serving dick.
dailyjournal.net/2025/11/26/s...
dear white house press corps:
when he asks "who are you with?"
say "the people. i'm here to report what you say to the people."
you'll be his new best friend.
when he asks "who are you with?"
say "the people. i'm here to report what you say to the people."
you'll be his new best friend.
November 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
dear white house press corps:
when he asks "who are you with?"
say "the people. i'm here to report what you say to the people."
you'll be his new best friend.
when he asks "who are you with?"
say "the people. i'm here to report what you say to the people."
you'll be his new best friend.
the hague needs to rehire jack smith.
It’s not enough that Trump and Hegseth are helping Putin and Netanyahu commit war crimes. Now they have to commit their own on top of it.
The Hague is waiting.
The Hague is waiting.
November 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
the hague needs to rehire jack smith.
in re: the tsunami of ads on news sites today.
November 30, 2025 at 12:30 AM
in re: the tsunami of ads on news sites today.
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“Mr. President, if your handling of the economy is so great, why aren’t these numbers being released & celebrated?”
If we had a press corps with integrity & grit, they’d ALL be asking him this question nonstop until he answered.
If we had a press corps with integrity & grit, they’d ALL be asking him this question nonstop until he answered.
November 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
“Mr. President, if your handling of the economy is so great, why aren’t these numbers being released & celebrated?”
If we had a press corps with integrity & grit, they’d ALL be asking him this question nonstop until he answered.
If we had a press corps with integrity & grit, they’d ALL be asking him this question nonstop until he answered.
is it illegal? yes.
most civilized people: best not to do it.
trump regime: goddammit, then why haven't we already done it? get a fucking move on, and add on something even more illegal to make up for lost time!
most civilized people: best not to do it.
trump regime: goddammit, then why haven't we already done it? get a fucking move on, and add on something even more illegal to make up for lost time!
November 29, 2025 at 11:24 PM
is it illegal? yes.
most civilized people: best not to do it.
trump regime: goddammit, then why haven't we already done it? get a fucking move on, and add on something even more illegal to make up for lost time!
most civilized people: best not to do it.
trump regime: goddammit, then why haven't we already done it? get a fucking move on, and add on something even more illegal to make up for lost time!
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If You Are Afraid To Do Your Public Service Job, You Need To Resign Immediately…..
November 29, 2025 at 2:22 PM
If You Are Afraid To Do Your Public Service Job, You Need To Resign Immediately…..
wwjd?
everyone in the regime: irdcdy?
*hint: army green jacket.
everyone in the regime: irdcdy?
*hint: army green jacket.
November 29, 2025 at 11:16 PM
wwjd?
everyone in the regime: irdcdy?
*hint: army green jacket.
everyone in the regime: irdcdy?
*hint: army green jacket.
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If imposter syndrome was more contagious I feel like we’d be in a better place
November 29, 2025 at 3:56 PM
If imposter syndrome was more contagious I feel like we’d be in a better place
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Ranking of my ghostly visages:
1) bathroom mirror
2) phone selfie camera
3) self-checkout camera
4) the pure black of an empty TV screen between episodes
1) bathroom mirror
2) phone selfie camera
3) self-checkout camera
4) the pure black of an empty TV screen between episodes
November 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Ranking of my ghostly visages:
1) bathroom mirror
2) phone selfie camera
3) self-checkout camera
4) the pure black of an empty TV screen between episodes
1) bathroom mirror
2) phone selfie camera
3) self-checkout camera
4) the pure black of an empty TV screen between episodes
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CLIENT: we’d really love to redo this into like a niiice closed floor plan
DESIGNER: closed?
CLIENT: yeah something that’s just terrible for entertaining, you know?
DESIGNER: but…
CLIENT: think we can put a wall up here? I’d really love this to be the kind of kitchen nobody wants to hang out in
DESIGNER: closed?
CLIENT: yeah something that’s just terrible for entertaining, you know?
DESIGNER: but…
CLIENT: think we can put a wall up here? I’d really love this to be the kind of kitchen nobody wants to hang out in
November 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
CLIENT: we’d really love to redo this into like a niiice closed floor plan
DESIGNER: closed?
CLIENT: yeah something that’s just terrible for entertaining, you know?
DESIGNER: but…
CLIENT: think we can put a wall up here? I’d really love this to be the kind of kitchen nobody wants to hang out in
DESIGNER: closed?
CLIENT: yeah something that’s just terrible for entertaining, you know?
DESIGNER: but…
CLIENT: think we can put a wall up here? I’d really love this to be the kind of kitchen nobody wants to hang out in
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“why the fuck are we invading Venezuela” should really be on at least a couple of chyrons
November 29, 2025 at 2:36 PM
“why the fuck are we invading Venezuela” should really be on at least a couple of chyrons
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Tell me you have Pro-Russia bias without telling me you have Pro-Russia bias.
November 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Tell me you have Pro-Russia bias without telling me you have Pro-Russia bias.
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In case you’re in the mood for some good news . . .
November 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
In case you’re in the mood for some good news . . .
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"No one's going to build a factory based on a tariff that's on on Monday, off on... Tuesday, the president's changed his mind by Wednesday, he gets hormonal by Thursday and someone says something nasty in the middle school cafeteria on Friday and they're back on again."
November 29, 2025 at 12:52 PM
"No one's going to build a factory based on a tariff that's on on Monday, off on... Tuesday, the president's changed his mind by Wednesday, he gets hormonal by Thursday and someone says something nasty in the middle school cafeteria on Friday and they're back on again."
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