Eli
@trashbagmcgee.bsky.social
I do drag as Queer'd Al and really like frogs and dogs
All my favourite d&d games are kn the verge of collapse and I simply might die if they all do
December 24, 2025 at 5:43 AM
All my favourite d&d games are kn the verge of collapse and I simply might die if they all do
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RIP Zoot from the Muppets, who lost his long battle with heroin addiction today at the age of 63.
December 2, 2024 at 12:07 AM
RIP Zoot from the Muppets, who lost his long battle with heroin addiction today at the age of 63.
Cher rekeased the remastered soundtrack for the Farewell Tour 2003 movie she put out (tour was filmed in 2002 lmaoooo) and thats honestly the best christmas gift I could have been given, i watched this truly millions of times as a kid and it was PEAK cher
December 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Cher rekeased the remastered soundtrack for the Farewell Tour 2003 movie she put out (tour was filmed in 2002 lmaoooo) and thats honestly the best christmas gift I could have been given, i watched this truly millions of times as a kid and it was PEAK cher
4 straight hours of christmas shopping today and I somehow got everything on my list and was under budget??? Wild
December 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
4 straight hours of christmas shopping today and I somehow got everything on my list and was under budget??? Wild
Weird al has one single skip song for me and its Germs ONLY BECAUSE of the squelch sound at the beginning, its icky
December 21, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Weird al has one single skip song for me and its Germs ONLY BECAUSE of the squelch sound at the beginning, its icky
This is how I know I have the right drag mother
December 21, 2025 at 1:41 AM
This is how I know I have the right drag mother
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claustrophobia is so stupid. let Santa get married.
December 2, 2024 at 2:04 PM
claustrophobia is so stupid. let Santa get married.
I don't like it when Godzilla fights the other monsters. I'd rather see them settle their differences on the dance floor.
December 20, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I have never stopped thinking about how my Drag Childs real parents were so convinced I was a cis male, the first tine I met them i was in a corset with full bazongas out and they thought it was the most realistic chest plate ever
Most affirming people i love my kids other parents
Most affirming people i love my kids other parents
December 19, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I have never stopped thinking about how my Drag Childs real parents were so convinced I was a cis male, the first tine I met them i was in a corset with full bazongas out and they thought it was the most realistic chest plate ever
Most affirming people i love my kids other parents
Most affirming people i love my kids other parents
Got an email today that said in light of the weather tomorrow, read up and familiarize ourselves with emergency procedures, and keep aware of the weather while at work, but managers take home your laptops dont risk going into the office!
HEY, DIRECTORS? WHAT THE FUCK?
HEY, DIRECTORS? WHAT THE FUCK?
December 17, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Got an email today that said in light of the weather tomorrow, read up and familiarize ourselves with emergency procedures, and keep aware of the weather while at work, but managers take home your laptops dont risk going into the office!
HEY, DIRECTORS? WHAT THE FUCK?
HEY, DIRECTORS? WHAT THE FUCK?
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the line is actually "no JESUS for us meeses," an oblique reference to the fact that, as muppets are unable to take communion, they are forbidden from entering the kingdom of god
December 14, 2025 at 4:13 AM
the line is actually "no JESUS for us meeses," an oblique reference to the fact that, as muppets are unable to take communion, they are forbidden from entering the kingdom of god
I cannot wear shoes without socks and I hate wearing socks without shoes have a good day
December 14, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I cannot wear shoes without socks and I hate wearing socks without shoes have a good day
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does the Grinch’s dick unfurl like a fiddlehead?
December 3, 2024 at 4:54 AM
does the Grinch’s dick unfurl like a fiddlehead?
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How does anyone get attacked by a shark, can't they hear the music
June 16, 2023 at 2:37 PM
How does anyone get attacked by a shark, can't they hear the music
I am simply too queer and leftist for Family Fued games, straights are insane
December 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I am simply too queer and leftist for Family Fued games, straights are insane
I am so feckin gassy today I may as well be blowing up balloons. Surely Exhibition Hall Christmas Dinner will help and save me.
December 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I am so feckin gassy today I may as well be blowing up balloons. Surely Exhibition Hall Christmas Dinner will help and save me.
Being non-binary can be challenging sometimes because I'm both the 'man of the house', and the house-wife. The gender rolls are mine and I will not be sharing.
December 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I think if someone played me like an electric hurdy gurdy, all my problems would be solved
December 11, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I think if someone played me like an electric hurdy gurdy, all my problems would be solved
me whenever i say “wanna come watch a movie”
Kinda wanna just lie down in a big pile with everyone I love
December 9, 2025 at 6:18 AM
me whenever i say “wanna come watch a movie”
BENOIT FUCKING BLANC YOU DID IT AGAIN
December 9, 2025 at 4:16 AM
BENOIT FUCKING BLANC YOU DID IT AGAIN
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (wars nor trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar
December 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (wars nor trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar
Can a Trans woman explain to me the Catgirl fascination? I know its a thing but I actually never truly understood where it came from
December 5, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Can a Trans woman explain to me the Catgirl fascination? I know its a thing but I actually never truly understood where it came from
Me w my drag
We all got that one homie who unleashes a swarm of evils upon the world
December 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Me w my drag
"....and thats when we started the Illuminati."
"Of course, that makes so much sense for you."
#NoContextQuotes
"Of course, that makes so much sense for you."
#NoContextQuotes
December 3, 2025 at 5:37 AM
"....and thats when we started the Illuminati."
"Of course, that makes so much sense for you."
#NoContextQuotes
"Of course, that makes so much sense for you."
#NoContextQuotes
Most embarassing thing from the punk show I went to was emotying my.pocketson the way in and the wman gives me the pat down and gets to a pocket i forgot had stuff in it and even I went "what is that?"
It was electrolyte powder
She laughed at me so hard and waved me through
It was electrolyte powder
She laughed at me so hard and waved me through
December 2, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Most embarassing thing from the punk show I went to was emotying my.pocketson the way in and the wman gives me the pat down and gets to a pocket i forgot had stuff in it and even I went "what is that?"
It was electrolyte powder
She laughed at me so hard and waved me through
It was electrolyte powder
She laughed at me so hard and waved me through