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Raymz

@raymz.bsky.social

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Award-winning idiot. “A very good boy.” Award-losing newsletter: https://tinyurl.com/TheBlotterNewsletter

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Raymz @raymz.bsky.social · Jun 16

How does anyone get attacked by a shark, can't they hear the music

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Raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 14h

Letting all my LinkedIn connections know that I’m down for whatever

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Raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 14h

Sorry to get political on main but why, in the year 2025, is murder still illegal

Raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 16h

This is not a “face eating leopards” post. No. It’s actually a “I hope people like this die quickly and never get to vote again” post

Raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 22h

But you don’t ask with respect. You don’t offer friendship. You don’t even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married and you ask me for 5 dollars for your stupid kid’s soccer team. For candy

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Raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 2d

Sir, a second vag has opened in your neck

Raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 2d

[being dragged away by masked federal agents in full combat gear]
BUT I SPECIFICALLY SAID NO CILANTRO IN MY PAD THAI

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 3d

(watching a population vigorously oppose subsidizing the welfare state while also maintaining one of the world’s largest prison systems) these are people who love to be free

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Raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 3d

Wait till they find out about chicken tenders and fish sticks

jon rosenburger @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 3d

They're spinning this as a marketing fail but I think the real story is just that people are stupid as fucking rocks now fortune.com/2025/10/10/p...

Lay's drastically rebrands after disturbing finding: 42% of consumers didn't know their chips were made out of potatoes | Fortune

New bags—matte-ified and designed to look like wood planks (like a potato crate)—will hold the chips with revamped ingredient lists.

fortune.com

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Raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 4d

Medical decisions affecting the lives of children are being made based on the directives of a man whose brain has been at least partially digested by worms and who sounds like everyone’s senile grandmother speaking into a fan. Congratulations, America. You finally made me hate you

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 5d

RFK JR: There are many other confirmations -- there are two studies that show children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism. It’s highly likely because they are given Tylenol

Raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 5d

Get ready for the lamest shit imaginable to be posted online and then taken down out of embarrassment

The New York Times @nytimes.com · 5d

From @theathletic.com: Turning Point USA, the organization founded by the late right-wing activist Charlie Kirk, announced that it will be hosting its own Super Bowl halftime show on Feb. 8, 2026, to rival the NFL’s choice of Bad Bunny.

Turning Point USA, group founded by Charlie Kirk, announces Super Bowl halftime counterprogramming

Turning Point USA is calling its Super Bowl halftime show a celebration of "faith, family and freedom."

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Raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 6d

The thing is, Trump posts shit like this all the time. Literally every day. I understand that’s it’s weird and crazy, but it’s meaningless. He really is not a king, he doesn’t have special powers to arrest and jail people. I don’t think we need to clutch pearls or bite our nails

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 6d

Trump posts that Sen. Blumenthal “should be allowed to speak no longer”

Sanctimonious Richard “Da Nang Dick” Blumenthal, perhaps the biggest “joke” in the United States Senate, is at it again! “Dick” lied until the midpoint of his political career, convincing everyone, in particular the Fake News Media, that he was a great “War Hero” who lived on the precipice of death in the jungles of Vietnam. He would talk about his life in the military in almost every speech, in particular the death defying dangers he faced in his many years “fight for freedom” while in Vietnam. He stated that “the battles were violent and long, but there was no going back” - And then it happened, Blumenthal was found out to be a FRAUD. The soldiers in his so-called “platoon” came forward and said that they had no idea who this guy was. He was revealed, broke down and admitted, tears flowing from his eyes, that he LIED, a Whopper, one that lasted 20 year. This guy shouldn’t even be in the U.S. Senate. It should be investigated, and Justice should be sought. Right now there is a Congressman sitting in prison for lying about his past during a campaign. Well, those lies were nothing compared to those of Richard “Da Nang Dick” Blumenthal, perhaps the greatest phony in the history of the United States Senate. He should be allowed to speak no longer!

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Raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 6d

Today, we're talking to the man who first coined the iconic phrase, "He who smelt it, dealt it." I'm Terry Gross and this is Fresh Air

Raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 7d

In the gorilla enclosure

Raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 7d

"Criticized by Trump Administration"
Name names, you mealy mouthed motherfuckers

time.com/7323442/sout...

House of South Carolina Judge Criticized by Trump Administration Burns Down

Authorities are investigating a fire at the home of a South Carolina judge who had reportedly received death threats in what could be the latest incident of political violence across the country.

time.com

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Raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 8d

RIP America

(1776 - 2025)

Killed by shit head scions of wealthy families

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