Pete Tosiello
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it might sound wack but it was dope at the time
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a nation on edge holds its breath as the former host of celebrity apprentice huddles with his advisors, the wrestlemania ceo and the former co-host of fox & friends weekends
June 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
a nation on edge holds its breath as the former host of celebrity apprentice huddles with his advisors, the wrestlemania ceo and the former co-host of fox & friends weekends
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Anyway big shout out to Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand for finding 13 women she didn't think it was worth believing after all, and by "shout out" I mean "primary"
June 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Anyway big shout out to Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand for finding 13 women she didn't think it was worth believing after all, and by "shout out" I mean "primary"
andrew cuomo, huh. didn't that guy used to be...governor? hm. wonder why he's not governor anymore. *votes for cuomo*
June 23, 2025 at 12:53 PM
andrew cuomo, huh. didn't that guy used to be...governor? hm. wonder why he's not governor anymore. *votes for cuomo*
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These people aren’t afraid Mamdani would be a bad mayor. We have a ridiculous, corrupt, incompetent mayor right now and the city is hanging in OK. They’re declaring all-out war because they’re afraid Mamdani (or Lander) might be a good mayor.
Having one of the richest people in America (Bloomberg) funding millions of dollars in ads bashing you really matters. Rich people promising to cut jobs from New York if you win also hurts. www.thefp.com/p/escape-fro...
June 19, 2025 at 2:03 PM
These people aren’t afraid Mamdani would be a bad mayor. We have a ridiculous, corrupt, incompetent mayor right now and the city is hanging in OK. They’re declaring all-out war because they’re afraid Mamdani (or Lander) might be a good mayor.
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a candidate so bad that it takes two full pages of 'cuomo sexual deviant' search results before weezer gets a single mention
June 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
a candidate so bad that it takes two full pages of 'cuomo sexual deviant' search results before weezer gets a single mention
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EXCLUSIVE: Rep. Claude Dunce of Georgia, 81, has endorsed Andrew Cuomo for Mayor of New York City. "That's the one guy's kid," Dunce tells me. "And as I recall he has been on television as well, previously. So I would encourage everyone there to fucking get over themselves and let him do whatever."
June 20, 2025 at 8:48 PM
EXCLUSIVE: Rep. Claude Dunce of Georgia, 81, has endorsed Andrew Cuomo for Mayor of New York City. "That's the one guy's kid," Dunce tells me. "And as I recall he has been on television as well, previously. So I would encourage everyone there to fucking get over themselves and let him do whatever."
emergency zohranblog:
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zohranblog: home stretch
the Ides of June
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June 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
emergency zohranblog:
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This is a beautiful explication of precisely why Fuck All of This. tosiello.substack.com/p/is-our-chi...
is our children learning?
notes on academic (dis)incentives
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June 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
This is a beautiful explication of precisely why Fuck All of This. tosiello.substack.com/p/is-our-chi...
up late blogging about the knicks!! tosiello.substack.com/p/knicksblog...
knicksblog: outside
sunrise, sunset
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May 29, 2025 at 5:47 PM
up late blogging about the knicks!! tosiello.substack.com/p/knicksblog...
you go to tj maxx and they have all this sick quiksilver gear for $9.99 and it’s like dang they still make that? you look it up and it's a shell company that owns the likeness of marilyn monroe and also sports illustrated for some reason. you look that up and it's just blackrock
May 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
you go to tj maxx and they have all this sick quiksilver gear for $9.99 and it’s like dang they still make that? you look it up and it's a shell company that owns the likeness of marilyn monroe and also sports illustrated for some reason. you look that up and it's just blackrock
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When Biden/Harris were sending billions in weapons and cash and giving Israel carte blanche to do as much slaughter as they wanted but frowning and pretending they were trying to stop it the whole time I used to think who the fuck does this work on? Millions of dog-brained liberal psychos turns out!
January 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
When Biden/Harris were sending billions in weapons and cash and giving Israel carte blanche to do as much slaughter as they wanted but frowning and pretending they were trying to stop it the whole time I used to think who the fuck does this work on? Millions of dog-brained liberal psychos turns out!
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if the pee tape came out today as a real thing it would be maybe the eighth top story of the day and some guy in the atlantic with three first names would be writing something like “on the underrated joy of spattering one’s duvet”
February 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
if the pee tape came out today as a real thing it would be maybe the eighth top story of the day and some guy in the atlantic with three first names would be writing something like “on the underrated joy of spattering one’s duvet”
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Lol at this guy. For years, philosophers have posited the possibility of "a Republican MC Serch"....
2/ acquisitions at GSA, which essentially means he's the head of acquisitions across the US government. He never worked in government until february.
April 19, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Lol at this guy. For years, philosophers have posited the possibility of "a Republican MC Serch"....
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I am finding myself unprepared, in a positive way, for the concept of Based Liberal Jumbo Elliott. Everything is on the table now. Bumping into Bart Oates at a DSA committee meeting. Prairie Populist Gary Reasons. All of it.
This photo tells you everything you need to know about the cable news ecosystem in the United States.
It is the perfect distillation of the moment.
That Jumbo Elliott, by the way, is the former tackle for the New York Giants.
It is the perfect distillation of the moment.
That Jumbo Elliott, by the way, is the former tackle for the New York Giants.
April 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I am finding myself unprepared, in a positive way, for the concept of Based Liberal Jumbo Elliott. Everything is on the table now. Bumping into Bart Oates at a DSA committee meeting. Prairie Populist Gary Reasons. All of it.
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Kind of funny that a lot of this is happening because all these rich and powerful people are afraid to contradict a fey old dunce who watches TV for 19 hours every day. A fitting way to go out for the worst and wimpiest elite the US ever produced. "Can't read, didn't want to get yelled at."
Lutnick: "European Union won't take chicken from America ... they hate our beef because our beef is beautiful and theirs is weak."
April 3, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Kind of funny that a lot of this is happening because all these rich and powerful people are afraid to contradict a fey old dunce who watches TV for 19 hours every day. A fitting way to go out for the worst and wimpiest elite the US ever produced. "Can't read, didn't want to get yelled at."
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linkedin post that's going to drive me insane all day:
"so it is fine for private sector employees to be laid off, downsized, etc but federal employees cannot? something is very wrong with this scenario"
like they are so, so close to getting it
"so it is fine for private sector employees to be laid off, downsized, etc but federal employees cannot? something is very wrong with this scenario"
like they are so, so close to getting it
March 14, 2025 at 1:13 PM
linkedin post that's going to drive me insane all day:
"so it is fine for private sector employees to be laid off, downsized, etc but federal employees cannot? something is very wrong with this scenario"
like they are so, so close to getting it
"so it is fine for private sector employees to be laid off, downsized, etc but federal employees cannot? something is very wrong with this scenario"
like they are so, so close to getting it
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I wonder if Instagram has any videos about whether Kobe worked hard
March 3, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I wonder if Instagram has any videos about whether Kobe worked hard
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Pete Alonso got one. They embraced.
"Bread friend," Alonso said. "Bread Pete."
"That's right," Stanek said. "That's right, bud. Bread Pete."
"Pete Pete," Alonso replied. "Pete Bread."
"Bread friend," Alonso said. "Bread Pete."
"That's right," Stanek said. "That's right, bud. Bread Pete."
"Pete Pete," Alonso replied. "Pete Bread."
Tyrone Taylor found a mystery loaf of bread in his locker today. It looked delicious, but he had no idea where it came from.
Turns out, Ryne Stanek's wife, Jessica, likes to bake, so Ryne gives out bread to guys.
Pete Alonso got one. They embraced.
"I love you," Alonso said.
Turns out, Ryne Stanek's wife, Jessica, likes to bake, so Ryne gives out bread to guys.
Pete Alonso got one. They embraced.
"I love you," Alonso said.
February 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Pete Alonso got one. They embraced.
"Bread friend," Alonso said. "Bread Pete."
"That's right," Stanek said. "That's right, bud. Bread Pete."
"Pete Pete," Alonso replied. "Pete Bread."
"Bread friend," Alonso said. "Bread Pete."
"That's right," Stanek said. "That's right, bud. Bread Pete."
"Pete Pete," Alonso replied. "Pete Bread."
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2019?!?! 2019!!!!!!!! my toothbrush is older than jd vance's "catholicism" (it's electric i change the heads)
February 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
2019?!?! 2019!!!!!!!! my toothbrush is older than jd vance's "catholicism" (it's electric i change the heads)
on the one hand andrew cuomo is a murderer and a sex pest, one of the most ineffective, reactionary executives to assume state office in a century. on the other hand, he is my friend from the television
March 6, 2025 at 4:06 PM
on the one hand andrew cuomo is a murderer and a sex pest, one of the most ineffective, reactionary executives to assume state office in a century. on the other hand, he is my friend from the television
somehow this site is the most desolate of them all to me. ken tremendous and drew magary posting 20x/day like the last decade never happened. Krang T Nelson and Pixelated Boat playing all the hits. buddy i have tweets old enough to vote
March 2, 2025 at 2:00 AM
somehow this site is the most desolate of them all to me. ken tremendous and drew magary posting 20x/day like the last decade never happened. Krang T Nelson and Pixelated Boat playing all the hits. buddy i have tweets old enough to vote
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Per executive order these terms must be removed from all government documents:
•Bill Wennington
•Ruben Boumtje-Boumtje
•Robert Pack
•Benoit Benjamin
•Carlos Arroyo
•Shavlik Randolph
•Eric Montross
•Calbert Cheaney
•Bill Wennington
•Ruben Boumtje-Boumtje
•Robert Pack
•Benoit Benjamin
•Carlos Arroyo
•Shavlik Randolph
•Eric Montross
•Calbert Cheaney
January 31, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Per executive order these terms must be removed from all government documents:
•Bill Wennington
•Ruben Boumtje-Boumtje
•Robert Pack
•Benoit Benjamin
•Carlos Arroyo
•Shavlik Randolph
•Eric Montross
•Calbert Cheaney
•Bill Wennington
•Ruben Boumtje-Boumtje
•Robert Pack
•Benoit Benjamin
•Carlos Arroyo
•Shavlik Randolph
•Eric Montross
•Calbert Cheaney
wrote a piece for my substack last week about the knicks, and how new york city + NBA fandom have gotten cheesy in spite of them.
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Basketball is enough
The Knicks and gentrifying fandom
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January 28, 2025 at 4:32 PM
wrote a piece for my substack last week about the knicks, and how new york city + NBA fandom have gotten cheesy in spite of them.
most of my writing, of late, appears on this site; you can subscribe for blogs direct to your inbox, if you're so inclined
tosiello.substack.com/p/basketball...
most of my writing, of late, appears on this site; you can subscribe for blogs direct to your inbox, if you're so inclined
tosiello.substack.com/p/basketball...
i have the most left-wing horseshoe-theory take on congestion pricing. okay here goes. no one, rich or poor, should be forcibly stuffed into subway trains during an airborne pandemic. thank you
January 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
i have the most left-wing horseshoe-theory take on congestion pricing. okay here goes. no one, rich or poor, should be forcibly stuffed into subway trains during an airborne pandemic. thank you