Tommy “Boris” O’Blivion
@tommyoblivion.bsky.social
Long Island is the most magical place on Earth. I think Abraham Lincoln said that.
congrats to @mobute.bsky.social on their new role as President of Venezuela
January 3, 2026 at 1:56 PM
congrats to @mobute.bsky.social on their new role as President of Venezuela
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HAPPY SATURDAY FRIENDS
January 3, 2026 at 1:12 PM
HAPPY SATURDAY FRIENDS
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Not the main thing ofc, but indicting a foreign head of state for conspiring to possess a machine gun is low key hilarious.
January 3, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Not the main thing ofc, but indicting a foreign head of state for conspiring to possess a machine gun is low key hilarious.
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I don’t think of mayo as a nighttime condiment
January 3, 2026 at 12:57 AM
I don’t think of mayo as a nighttime condiment
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every NYT headline is like…They expected pee: poo greeted them instead
January 3, 2026 at 12:02 AM
every NYT headline is like…They expected pee: poo greeted them instead
bible
Ok, everyone, what book is sacred enough to you to get sworn in on?
Strange takes on Mayor Zamdani swearing his oath on the Qu’ran. It has nothing to do with church & state. The point of the oath is for the person swearing in to do so upon some text that is sacred TO THEM. Some Presidents swore in w/o any book. John Quincy Adams was sworn on a law book. His choice.
January 2, 2026 at 1:14 AM
bible
zohran mamdani… welcome to the resistance
January 2, 2026 at 12:30 AM
zohran mamdani… welcome to the resistance
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They gentrified the tinfoil hat
January 1, 2026 at 8:57 PM
They gentrified the tinfoil hat
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listen I'd probably do whatever she told me to, too
January 1, 2026 at 8:14 PM
listen I'd probably do whatever she told me to, too
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If the Knicks win the title I’m pretending he owns the team instead of Dolan
The People's Mayor shouts out Jalen Brunson! And does the Brunson celly!!!!
January 1, 2026 at 8:14 PM
If the Knicks win the title I’m pretending he owns the team instead of Dolan
six year old feeling very melancholy about the passage of time
January 1, 2026 at 4:15 PM
six year old feeling very melancholy about the passage of time
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the scarecrow trials from the dark knight rises when bane takes control of gotham is no longer the moderate position. putting them in the puzzle box from hellraiser is now the moderate position
A government of Nazi incels supervised by Nazi pedophiles who dream of deporting one-third of the country
January 1, 2026 at 1:37 AM
the scarecrow trials from the dark knight rises when bane takes control of gotham is no longer the moderate position. putting them in the puzzle box from hellraiser is now the moderate position
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pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written
December 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written
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just thought up a guy named The Straight Edge Capitalist and my blood pressure got so high i had to go to the hospital
December 31, 2025 at 5:39 PM
just thought up a guy named The Straight Edge Capitalist and my blood pressure got so high i had to go to the hospital
predictions for 2026 - AI bubble collapse, Bob Dylan dies, World War 3 heats up
December 31, 2025 at 2:55 PM
predictions for 2026 - AI bubble collapse, Bob Dylan dies, World War 3 heats up
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specifically he "gets anxious" to "have a drink" when he "hasn't had a drink in a while" due to "wanting to have a drink" "right now"
Wyoming Freedom Caucus member allegedly admitted that "he drinks while driving for anxiety," Johnson County Sheriff's Office report says.
Rep. Bill Allemand arrested for drinking and driving - WyoFile
Wyoming Freedom Caucus member allegedly admitted that ‘he drinks while driving for anxiety,’ Johnson County Sheriff’s Office report says.
wyofile.com
December 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
specifically he "gets anxious" to "have a drink" when he "hasn't had a drink in a while" due to "wanting to have a drink" "right now"
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Watching “Beethoven” (Brian Levant, 1992): “This is what they stole from you”
Fascists truly cannot distinguish fiction from reality
This has ELEVEN THOUSAND likes on the hellsite
This has ELEVEN THOUSAND likes on the hellsite
December 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Watching “Beethoven” (Brian Levant, 1992): “This is what they stole from you”
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Our pop stars continue to be both more accountable and more responsive to feedback than the editorial board of the New York Times
Chappell Roan shares follow-up story after deleting Brigitte Bardot tribute post:
“Holy shit i did not know all that insane shit Ms. Bardot stood for obvs I do not condone this. very disappointing to learn.”
“Holy shit i did not know all that insane shit Ms. Bardot stood for obvs I do not condone this. very disappointing to learn.”
December 29, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Our pop stars continue to be both more accountable and more responsive to feedback than the editorial board of the New York Times
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Mamdani will be sworn in in the station that inspired the Turtles lair in TMNT 2: The Secret Of The Ooze
December 29, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Mamdani will be sworn in in the station that inspired the Turtles lair in TMNT 2: The Secret Of The Ooze
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Excited to announce GOLLUM, an app that helps you focus on your most precious possession!
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
Sauron, the high-end home security startup for "super premium" customers, plucks a new CEO out of Sonos | TechCrunch
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
techcrunch.com
December 29, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Excited to announce GOLLUM, an app that helps you focus on your most precious possession!
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english degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you
coding degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you
film degree: your deep knowledge of behind the scenes stories from Who Framed Roger Rabbit will delight and entertain coworkers in any field for decades to come
coding degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you
film degree: your deep knowledge of behind the scenes stories from Who Framed Roger Rabbit will delight and entertain coworkers in any field for decades to come
December 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
english degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you
coding degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you
film degree: your deep knowledge of behind the scenes stories from Who Framed Roger Rabbit will delight and entertain coworkers in any field for decades to come
coding degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you
film degree: your deep knowledge of behind the scenes stories from Who Framed Roger Rabbit will delight and entertain coworkers in any field for decades to come
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The FBI has a file on me because of the time I drank three “Old Timey BJs” (a 40oz bottle of Olde English 800 drank down to the label and refilled with Bartles & Jaymes) and briefly started speaking fluent Russian. They put me in the X Files under “Ballers With National Security Implications”
December 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
The FBI has a file on me because of the time I drank three “Old Timey BJs” (a 40oz bottle of Olde English 800 drank down to the label and refilled with Bartles & Jaymes) and briefly started speaking fluent Russian. They put me in the X Files under “Ballers With National Security Implications”
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perfect metaphors don’t exis—
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
perfect metaphors don’t exis—