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haskell, game dev and graphics enthusiast | want to make 3D video games with haskell | stop palestinian 🇵🇸 and congolese 🇨🇩 genocide!
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Saw this on Mastodon, never don't repost.
February 3, 2026 at 6:15 PM
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It cannot be overstated, fuck Adobe

They should open source this instead of ending it
February 2, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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Adobe making a great example that using proprietary software anywhere in your development is a massive liability, even if you fork over buckets of money. Why should people invest time and money learning your software if you just do this with no recourse.
February 2, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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every time i see some new attempt to Streamline and Optimize our Lives i think about this kurt vonnegut quote that does rounds. we're dancing animals! not everything needs to be optimized! sometimes a tedious task creates an unlikely opportunity to learn something about yourself! or for joy!!
February 1, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Female Gladiators:

Baby face:
- Dynamite
- Fury

Face:
- Athena

Switch:
- Fire
- Comet
- Electro (semi-heel)

Heel:
- Diamond

Super Heel:
- Sabre
- Cyclone
January 24, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Male Gladiators:

Baby Face:
- Nitro
- Giant

Face:
- Phantom

Switch:
- Hammer
- Apollo
- Steel

Heel:
- Bionic

Super Heel:
- Viper
- Legend
January 24, 2026 at 8:12 PM
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"We live in Idiocracy"

Idiocracy ends with the guy showing everyone evidence and then they just go "oh yeah good point" and start listening to him lmao. 2006 doomerism could not even COMPREHEND the shit we're in.
January 20, 2026 at 3:14 AM
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Cops at her front door, holding a phone to her face, asking if that's her Facebook account.

What the fuck are we doing here?
A woman left a comment on Facebook criticizing the Mayor of Miami Beach,.

The Mayor of Miami Beach then sent the cops to her home.
January 19, 2026 at 4:37 PM
i know I'll be in the minority but both referee decisions were correct and senegal were wrong to walk off the pitch
January 18, 2026 at 10:17 PM
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This is hilarious, they just showed the terrible penalty miss again, being watched by all the Moroccan fans outside in the Fan Park, and the organisers accidentally set off confetti, presumably not expecting the player to miss. The guy at the front by the barrier was fuming.😂
January 18, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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AFCON out-Concacf'ing Concacaf.
January 18, 2026 at 9:16 PM
brahim diaz coming on to collect his golden boot will certainly be something to behold
January 18, 2026 at 9:58 PM
this afcon final was cinema
January 18, 2026 at 9:56 PM
billions of £s spent just for pep to lump it to the big man and abuse pace down the wings

2002-2006 called, it wants its football back
January 17, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Whatever is going in the camera market is quite scary, prices just keep going up and supply is staying ridiculously low!!
January 17, 2026 at 8:55 AM
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It’s called ‘vs code’ because the code is an enemy you are fighting
January 15, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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One of the most clarifying bits of the Trump era has been seeing how happy capitalists have been to lose money in order to advance their ideology
January 10, 2026 at 1:51 PM
honestly, well-deserved from macclesfield, they smashed it
January 10, 2026 at 2:15 PM
macclesfield are absolutely balling omds
January 10, 2026 at 12:59 PM
no way shelton benjamin looks and moves the way he does at 50

jeez louise
January 9, 2026 at 7:53 PM
fraudiola 👀
January 4, 2026 at 7:32 PM
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"international law must be followed" is european for "thoughts and prayers"
January 3, 2026 at 2:08 PM
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Allow me to connect some dots for you:

Too much of the world currently relies for its basic functions on resources which must be continuously extracted. You burn that oil one time and oops, now you need more.

Geopolitical horrors are, in fact, one of the reasons we need to move to renewables ASAP.
January 3, 2026 at 5:28 PM
uninstalled X for good

i am land-squatting on my @ so should ownership change I can resume but enough is enough
January 2, 2026 at 11:14 PM
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Fuck you people. Raping the planet, spending trillions on toxic, unrecyclable equipment while blowing up society, yet taking the time to have your vile machines thank me for striving for simpler software.

Just fuck you. Fuck you all.

I can't remember the last time I was this angry.
December 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM