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Whatever. It's not my Axminster.
had a v vivid vision last night of the elves doing a conclave to appoint a king at the end of/during the war of wrath and settling on gil-galad as the non-controversial option thx to his family tree & the nice balance of him being both young yet not too young. the goldilocks option.
February 9, 2026 at 5:45 PM
revisiting fucked up events from last year and recalling that i was told that a person of my "sway" in the fandom would have told "proverbial Heathers" what a shitty person the person in question was
February 8, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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i love european olympics opening ceremonies. the second the ioc names a european host city the prime minister calls the culture minister into their office and says "find me your strangest homosexuals. give each of them a period of our great nation's history, a kilo of cocaine, and Ten Million Euros"
February 7, 2026 at 4:22 AM
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Sabrina Carpenter being on The Muppet Show makes perfect sense. I think she’s basically a muppet to begin with. Like in the field of contemporary celebs she’s gotta be in like, the top ten of obvious muppets masquerading as people.
February 6, 2026 at 3:51 AM
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🔴 BREAKING: Labour Together paid controversial PR firm £30k to investigate journalists who were digging into how its undeclared funding

Reporters from Sunday Times, Guardian and other outlets targetted

*And* Morgan McSweeney knew about it

Full story:
democracyforsale.substack.com/p/exclusive-...
BREAKING: McSweeney’s think tank paid PR firm to investigate journalists
Labour Together put private investigators onto journalists writing about its funding. Starmer's right-hand man knew.
democracyforsale.substack.com
February 5, 2026 at 8:01 PM
you can patiently write a whole essay about how the problem of hierarchy and tolkien's aristocratic racism(s) generates the structures that eventually lead to a kinslaying and someone will read all that and be like yes, exactly, it was all morgoth's fault and he deceived everyone abt hierarchy.
February 5, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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A fair-minded and comprehensive look at how fanfiction has been shaping contemporary publishing
Fanfiction’s Total Cultural Victory | Defector
In 2012, a self-published author of erotic Twilight fanfiction, whose books had gained a large fan base online, was offered a seven-figure contract by a major American publisher. E.L. James’s Fifty Sh...
defector.com
February 2, 2026 at 7:00 PM
*bilbo voice* and so what! so what if i use french in a silm fic. why shouldn't i use french in a silm fic. when it came to ME. divinely inspired.
February 2, 2026 at 2:03 PM
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History is both short and long, both individual and mass, both specific and systemic. It is full of contingency and chaos, and full of systems, traditions and ideologies that create logics. There is no puppet master, there are no strings, just power and history, moving through us and moved by us
February 1, 2026 at 5:22 PM
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The point isnt to argue that those actions dont matter, but the particular dominoes that created the US far right we face now weren't identical in France, Hungary, India, Italy, Turkey or Japan, where far rights have emerged in sometimes similar sometimes quite different fashion
February 1, 2026 at 5:13 PM
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Even if, in what would be by far the most conspiracy brained reveal, Epstein convinced the creation of r/pol, 4chan wouldn't have become a major political force in the world if there weren't thousands of people willing to use the platform day after day after day.
February 1, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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Please spread this far and wide, as stories don't get much bigger than this. When the government blocks even the intelligence services from telling us we're heading for environmental catastrophe, you know we have a problem. A very big problem.
Thank you.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
The UK government didn't want you to see this report on ecosystem collapse. I'm not surprised | George Monbiot
It took an FOI request to bring this national security assessment to light. For ‘doomsayers’ like us, it is the ultimate vindication, says Guardian columnist George Monbiot
www.theguardian.com
January 28, 2026 at 7:18 AM
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Two things to learn from this.
1. The rightwing newspapers are lobby groups whose purpose is to advance the class interest of their proprietors.
2. Lobbyists for the rich and powerful lose their jobs if they are not prepared to lie.
www.carbonbrief.org/analysis-uk-...
Analysis: UK newspaper editorial opposition to climate action overtakes support for first time - Carbon Brief
Nearly 100 UK newspaper editorials opposed climate action in 2025, a record figure that reveals the backlash against net-zero in the right-leaning press
www.carbonbrief.org
January 26, 2026 at 12:53 PM
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a lot of contemporary writing/literature is downstream of Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way. We are her lesser moons.
January 26, 2026 at 6:08 AM
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in light of today's events, i want to share a story i was told during a study abroad summer in italy, where i took a class on the rise of fascism.

the picture below is the site of a mass grave. captive partisans were brought here by nazis, forced to dig, and then executed on the spot.
January 24, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Perhaps mean but sometimes I do want to tell a certain kind of Tolkien fan to read another book. Ttly unrelatedly, Robert Graves published I, Claudius - a novel purporting to be a history, by a highly unreliable narrator - in 1934.
January 23, 2026 at 7:08 PM
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i'm from the european country with a spotless history which does not benefit in any way from american imperialism and definitely doesn't help supply the US military and support their operations, so i get to act smug at american citizens i think. boo, american citizens, boo
January 21, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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Continuing my ‘actually sharing my art here’ streak, here’s a commission from November based on my own fic, featuring Elwing my beloved, pictured here in Aman.

Fic: archiveofourown.org/works/73535261
More Silm Art: zizkhanart.carrd.co

#silmarillion #elwing #silmart #lordoftherings
January 17, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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some offerings from the last few weeks:

#1: luthien/thingol incest which someone very RIGHTLY described as luthien going "fuck you, i'm DADDY now", ft. too many pearl metaphors and innuendoes: archiveofourown.org/works/76637756
New Session | Archive of Our Own
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
January 16, 2026 at 2:42 PM
some offerings from the last few weeks:

#1: luthien/thingol incest which someone very RIGHTLY described as luthien going "fuck you, i'm DADDY now", ft. too many pearl metaphors and innuendoes: archiveofourown.org/works/76637756
New Session | Archive of Our Own
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
January 16, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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This thread responds to Prof. Christian Dunn’s Telegraph piece on #climate communication.

I argue it misdiagnoses public disengagement, underplays escalating scientific risk, & reproduces a media narrative that has actively shaped, not merely reflected, public resistance to climate action 🧵
January 13, 2026 at 8:58 AM
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Let your investors be your jesters at the rugpull of success
incredible if true
January 13, 2026 at 3:31 AM
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Today’s new artist – the 700th on the site! – is the remarkable and openly bisexual Tamara de Lempicka, way ahead of her time with her languid, sculptural naked bodies, the artist who in the 1920s eroticised modern female sexuality. See her work now at honesterotica.com/illustrator/....
January 9, 2026 at 12:09 PM
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corporations are not responsible for content created by users on their platforms (twitter AI-gen fake nudes and other harassment), but corporations ARE responsible for content created by users on their platforms (queer and furry pornography and video games for sale on steam, patreon, itch). simple
January 8, 2026 at 11:04 PM
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a lot of people think silvergifting is student/teacher when actually it's professor/dean, an entirely different type of problematic
January 7, 2026 at 3:29 AM