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November 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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No shit? Foreal?
Opinion | Jeffrey Epstein’s emails reveal a disdain for morality among the elite - The Guardian
November 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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imagine having the ability to say what the hell is your problem to the president and you don't take it. privilege is wasted on these fuckers
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November 19, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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remember when the previous board of OpenAI warned that Sam Altman was a greasy little shit who lied a lot and had all sorts of weird financial conflicts of interest and the entire tech press dismissed them all as crackpots?

good times
November 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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i think the funniest time someone got mad at me this year was after someone told me a sleep token song “goes hard” and I told them “i’ll take your word for it”
November 19, 2025 at 2:39 AM
My top screen icons look like a dork that's got something to say
November 18, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Everyone check on their crusty-assed dads and make sure they're safe from Olivia Nuzzi
November 18, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Unfortunately, this is worth reading and features a surprise appearance by a fan favorite character from the world of political scandals.
November 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I've made it to dry brushing the undercoats, please clap
November 17, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Bioengineering a non-descript Creature
November 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Biohacking a reindeer that breaks into your home and robs your kids
November 17, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Biohacking a tick that makes you allergic to your own dong
November 17, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Bio hacking the ticks that make you allergic to meat so that they're 3 feet tall
November 17, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Cooking up a devious meal for me greatest enemy......

Mysefl
November 17, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Gaming isn’t “cool.” Owning a sports car isn’t “cool.” Cutting a ghost in half with a sword is cool
November 16, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Look, flubber is just fucked up rubber. Not impressed
November 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
They fucked up Cool Ranch. Cool Ranch sucks now
November 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Usually battle .net chat is a festering cesspit but tonight it's overwhelmingly about US presidents sucking each other off
November 15, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Every day jd vance looks more and more like someone put makeup on a butt. The vice president is a talking butthole
November 14, 2025 at 4:42 AM
They keep trying to sneak up on me, but I don't go where the ground isn't crunchy
November 14, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Thinking about becoming a headband guy
November 14, 2025 at 1:32 AM