Tim Milligan
@timdiggerm.bsky.social
Marylander, ambivalent Presby, Computer Science teacher, etc.
"If the use of a computer is a new idea, then a newer idea is not to use one."
"If the use of a computer is a new idea, then a newer idea is not to use one."
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January 13, 2026 at 2:15 PM
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What if we ask China to join NATO?
January 12, 2026 at 2:18 PM
What if we ask China to join NATO?
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the daily beast has some kind of persistent glitch with showing the wrong headline/image combo on google news and the unintended comedy is adamantium-tier
January 11, 2026 at 3:35 AM
the daily beast has some kind of persistent glitch with showing the wrong headline/image combo on google news and the unintended comedy is adamantium-tier
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"It wasn't murder, and if you say it was murder we will kill you, which again will not be murder."
Homan: "We gotta stop the hateful rhetoric. Saying this officer is a murderer is dangerous. It's just ridiculous. It's gonna infuriate people more which means there's gonna be more incidents like this."
January 11, 2026 at 5:04 PM
"It wasn't murder, and if you say it was murder we will kill you, which again will not be murder."
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This is a cartoon about housing.
January 11, 2026 at 12:51 PM
This is a cartoon about housing.
I assume that someone has already done k-pop cake pops
January 9, 2026 at 8:13 PM
I assume that someone has already done k-pop cake pops
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The president of the United States was a former celebrity with obvious dementia. We were terrified that he’d blow up the whole planet.
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 12:43 PM
The president of the United States was a former celebrity with obvious dementia. We were terrified that he’d blow up the whole planet.
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Blessed are those who mourn.
They will be comforted
They will be comforted
January 8, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Blessed are those who mourn.
They will be comforted
They will be comforted
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reading moby-dick and getting brainwashed by Big Spermaceti
January 7, 2026 at 12:55 AM
reading moby-dick and getting brainwashed by Big Spermaceti
"World Wide Studios Announces open Auditions for Frogs wishing to become Rich and Famous"
January 6, 2026 at 1:50 AM
"World Wide Studios Announces open Auditions for Frogs wishing to become Rich and Famous"
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Call yourself a "Thomist" again motherfucker. Tell me more about how "natural law" means international lawlessness. Say that "nations have a right to secure their borders" again. Imply that Carl Schmitt is a faithful Catholic philosopher. Make my day.
January 3, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Call yourself a "Thomist" again motherfucker. Tell me more about how "natural law" means international lawlessness. Say that "nations have a right to secure their borders" again. Imply that Carl Schmitt is a faithful Catholic philosopher. Make my day.
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As all these Spotify Wrapped posts pop up I'd like to add that in the last calendar year their CEO invested $600 mil-plus in military AI drone technology, they ran ICE recruitment ads and refused to stop, and they've also done nothing to combat a huge influx of AI-generated music on the platform.
As all these Spotify Wrapped posts pop up I’d like to remind you that Spotify pays musicians about $0.003 to 0.005 per stream, they’ve demonetized 86% of the music on the platform, and their founder/ CEO has cashed out almost $400m in shares since last summer.
December 3, 2025 at 2:57 PM
As all these Spotify Wrapped posts pop up I'd like to add that in the last calendar year their CEO invested $600 mil-plus in military AI drone technology, they ran ICE recruitment ads and refused to stop, and they've also done nothing to combat a huge influx of AI-generated music on the platform.
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amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
January 5, 2026 at 6:50 AM
amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
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It's Hayao Miyazaki's birthday! Celebrate by running very fast in the countryside after learning something weird has happened to your parents.
January 5, 2026 at 1:25 PM
It's Hayao Miyazaki's birthday! Celebrate by running very fast in the countryside after learning something weird has happened to your parents.
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✔️Only the biggest cities, representing a real set of ideas, values, or modes of living, produce iconic flags.
January 4, 2026 at 10:14 PM
✔️Only the biggest cities, representing a real set of ideas, values, or modes of living, produce iconic flags.
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
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The wisdom of Mr. Rogers is eternal:
January 4, 2026 at 11:57 AM
The wisdom of Mr. Rogers is eternal:
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This article is about whether five-year-olds should be allowed to walk home by themselves from childcare. (The danger being cars, not strangers.) Imagine this in the US, these days.
"Während die Erzieherin aus dem Städtischen zur Alleingeh-Frage sagt: "Würde ich absolut nicht empfehlen“, holt die Leitung der Dorf-Kita routiniert den Zustimmungszettel raus: "Bitte hier unterschreiben“.
Das Stadt-Land-Gefälle ist also schon mal ziemlich deutlich. "
www.eltern.de/schulkind/au...
Das Stadt-Land-Gefälle ist also schon mal ziemlich deutlich. "
www.eltern.de/schulkind/au...
Aufsichtspflicht: Ab wann dürfen Kita-Kinder allein nach Hause gehen?
Mit Schuleintritt üben viele Familien fleißig den Schulweg. Aber wie sieht es ein paar Monate vorher im Kindergarten mit dem unbegleiteten Heimweg aus? Dürfen Vorschulkinder alleine nach Hause gehen?
www.eltern.de
January 4, 2026 at 5:57 PM
This article is about whether five-year-olds should be allowed to walk home by themselves from childcare. (The danger being cars, not strangers.) Imagine this in the US, these days.
A great thing about very popular lift-the-flap books is that when your family receives its third copy of the same text, it's fine, because the other two are already partially destroyed
January 4, 2026 at 2:49 PM
A great thing about very popular lift-the-flap books is that when your family receives its third copy of the same text, it's fine, because the other two are already partially destroyed
If Republicans were sincere in their criticisms of Obama, they'd agree!
I keep saying it but chopping down the Presidency’s unilateral powers needs to be the #1 priority of the next real Congress.
January 3, 2026 at 10:22 PM
If Republicans were sincere in their criticisms of Obama, they'd agree!
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Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.
January 3, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.
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Time to revisit the best thing @theonion.com ever published
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.
theonion.com
January 3, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Time to revisit the best thing @theonion.com ever published