Tilly
@tillyfukupfairy.bsky.social
Rafical left loony. Nasty woman. Sci-fi shop goblin. Ready to burn it all down. Anarchist adjacent. Lover of cheese, hater of winds
Somewhere in the intersection of horticulture and politics
Yorkshire lass, north of t' wall
Somewhere in the intersection of horticulture and politics
Yorkshire lass, north of t' wall
Anyone else notices the suspiciously isolated vocals from isreal?
May 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Anyone else notices the suspiciously isolated vocals from isreal?
Thorough consultation with my psych there. 4 whole... minutes of his time. I've never even met the guy. He calls me every 6 months, asks if I want more drugs, and then crawls into someone else's brain/medicine cabinet.
10/10 service, would reccomend.
#thankyouNHS
10/10 service, would reccomend.
#thankyouNHS
April 1, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Thorough consultation with my psych there. 4 whole... minutes of his time. I've never even met the guy. He calls me every 6 months, asks if I want more drugs, and then crawls into someone else's brain/medicine cabinet.
10/10 service, would reccomend.
#thankyouNHS
10/10 service, would reccomend.
#thankyouNHS
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Trying to imagine pitching this movie 50 years ago:
“So this guy from apartheid goes to America and cons his way to collecting half a trillion dollars and buys a President with it. Then he starts to order Congress around from his computer which is actually a portable telephone.”
“So this guy from apartheid goes to America and cons his way to collecting half a trillion dollars and buys a President with it. Then he starts to order Congress around from his computer which is actually a portable telephone.”
December 19, 2024 at 9:38 PM
Trying to imagine pitching this movie 50 years ago:
“So this guy from apartheid goes to America and cons his way to collecting half a trillion dollars and buys a President with it. Then he starts to order Congress around from his computer which is actually a portable telephone.”
“So this guy from apartheid goes to America and cons his way to collecting half a trillion dollars and buys a President with it. Then he starts to order Congress around from his computer which is actually a portable telephone.”
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And brieflye yn the Third Age Sauron tooke on an outer seeming to fool all that was moost subtle and moost hidden and yet also moost dangerous, for he became a Lyfe Coach
December 16, 2024 at 8:01 PM
And brieflye yn the Third Age Sauron tooke on an outer seeming to fool all that was moost subtle and moost hidden and yet also moost dangerous, for he became a Lyfe Coach
The day before my planned c-section I had a text and reminder call. As if I hadn't spent months waiting for kid to get the fuck out of me and give me my body back.
The hospital just sent me a reminder that I have back surgery next week. Is this something people forget? Like “oh yeah! I’m being fileted two
days before Christmas! I knew something was that week!”
days before Christmas! I knew something was that week!”
December 16, 2024 at 7:20 PM
The day before my planned c-section I had a text and reminder call. As if I hadn't spent months waiting for kid to get the fuck out of me and give me my body back.
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When octopuses want to reproduce, the male rips off one of his arms & gives it to the female. But I'm supposed to be excited about flowers? Yeah, okay. Anyways, I was just calling to say I'm not sure why I haven't gotten any 2nd dates lately but it's obviously because dating sites are terrible, Mom.
December 16, 2024 at 1:04 AM
When octopuses want to reproduce, the male rips off one of his arms & gives it to the female. But I'm supposed to be excited about flowers? Yeah, okay. Anyways, I was just calling to say I'm not sure why I haven't gotten any 2nd dates lately but it's obviously because dating sites are terrible, Mom.
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It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.
December 15, 2024 at 11:58 PM
It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.
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This is like buying the dead sea scrolls and taking a piss on them
December 16, 2024 at 2:49 AM
This is like buying the dead sea scrolls and taking a piss on them
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That Proclaimers song should be called 'I'm Gonna Be (1,000 Miles)'. Each 500 Miles mentioned is explicitly one of two concurrent units of walked distance- albeit stated separately for emphasis- which TOGETHER will win your heart. As such, citing half that stated total for the title makes no sense.
December 16, 2024 at 11:31 AM
That Proclaimers song should be called 'I'm Gonna Be (1,000 Miles)'. Each 500 Miles mentioned is explicitly one of two concurrent units of walked distance- albeit stated separately for emphasis- which TOGETHER will win your heart. As such, citing half that stated total for the title makes no sense.
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Happy Monday
December 16, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Happy Monday
Then who keeps leave all the keys around?!
Allen isn’t real.
December 16, 2024 at 6:45 PM
Then who keeps leave all the keys around?!
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There is something really redeeming & beautiful in loving people the way I wanted to be loved. In being kind the way I needed kindness.
But Lord, if I'm being honest, sometimes it's so hard. To put so much energy into being better than what you got, & so badly wish someone would be better for you.
But Lord, if I'm being honest, sometimes it's so hard. To put so much energy into being better than what you got, & so badly wish someone would be better for you.
December 16, 2024 at 12:30 PM
There is something really redeeming & beautiful in loving people the way I wanted to be loved. In being kind the way I needed kindness.
But Lord, if I'm being honest, sometimes it's so hard. To put so much energy into being better than what you got, & so badly wish someone would be better for you.
But Lord, if I'm being honest, sometimes it's so hard. To put so much energy into being better than what you got, & so badly wish someone would be better for you.
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Josh Shapiro called the McDonald’s employee who reported Luigi Mangione a “hero.”
She will NOT get the $10,000 reward money because she called 911 instead of the tip line.
By the way, Josh Shapiro got $15,000 in donations from United Healthcare last year.
Numbers are fun.
She will NOT get the $10,000 reward money because she called 911 instead of the tip line.
By the way, Josh Shapiro got $15,000 in donations from United Healthcare last year.
Numbers are fun.
December 16, 2024 at 12:41 AM
Josh Shapiro called the McDonald’s employee who reported Luigi Mangione a “hero.”
She will NOT get the $10,000 reward money because she called 911 instead of the tip line.
By the way, Josh Shapiro got $15,000 in donations from United Healthcare last year.
Numbers are fun.
She will NOT get the $10,000 reward money because she called 911 instead of the tip line.
By the way, Josh Shapiro got $15,000 in donations from United Healthcare last year.
Numbers are fun.
@capricornmoon.bsky.social
The banner in your profile looks like a place very special to me, called Boggle Hole. It's not, but i hope that place brings you the same contentment that Boggle Hole brings me
The banner in your profile looks like a place very special to me, called Boggle Hole. It's not, but i hope that place brings you the same contentment that Boggle Hole brings me
December 15, 2024 at 8:14 AM
@capricornmoon.bsky.social
The banner in your profile looks like a place very special to me, called Boggle Hole. It's not, but i hope that place brings you the same contentment that Boggle Hole brings me
The banner in your profile looks like a place very special to me, called Boggle Hole. It's not, but i hope that place brings you the same contentment that Boggle Hole brings me
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Someone on here made a really good tweet about Galadriel visiting a subway and Galadriel says coyly “you give it to me willingly” and the guy responds “goddamn it were not doing this again, you have to pay money”
December 15, 2024 at 6:36 AM
Someone on here made a really good tweet about Galadriel visiting a subway and Galadriel says coyly “you give it to me willingly” and the guy responds “goddamn it were not doing this again, you have to pay money”
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I pry open the crab shell but instead of sweet crabmeat I find a tiny, bustling city filled with people who have my face. It tastes terrible
December 14, 2024 at 7:10 PM
I pry open the crab shell but instead of sweet crabmeat I find a tiny, bustling city filled with people who have my face. It tastes terrible
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The grebos, the crusties, the goths
December 14, 2024 at 9:34 PM
The grebos, the crusties, the goths
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It’s being reported tonight that Reform’s Treasurer Nick Candy is planning to visit America to meet Elon Musk after reports he could donate £100m to the party. The meeting could apparently come within days.
We need to make BlueSky the biggest social media platform on the planet
We need to make BlueSky the biggest social media platform on the planet
December 14, 2024 at 9:14 PM
It’s being reported tonight that Reform’s Treasurer Nick Candy is planning to visit America to meet Elon Musk after reports he could donate £100m to the party. The meeting could apparently come within days.
We need to make BlueSky the biggest social media platform on the planet
We need to make BlueSky the biggest social media platform on the planet
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CAROLER: ♪dashing through the snow
ME: -t̶-h̶-e̶ ̶-s̶-n̶-o̶-w̶-
ME: -t̶-h̶-e̶ ̶-s̶-n̶-o̶-w̶-
December 14, 2024 at 4:14 PM
CAROLER: ♪dashing through the snow
ME: -t̶-h̶-e̶ ̶-s̶-n̶-o̶-w̶-
ME: -t̶-h̶-e̶ ̶-s̶-n̶-o̶-w̶-
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I had polio when i was 9. I was taken from my parents & placed in a Hospital for contageous diseases- the polio ward. I would see them once a week - thru the glass window at the end of my ward. I could not walk. It was terrifying. Kids died. Iron lungs were awful. Dont let RFK Jr ban the vaccine
December 14, 2024 at 2:45 AM
I had polio when i was 9. I was taken from my parents & placed in a Hospital for contageous diseases- the polio ward. I would see them once a week - thru the glass window at the end of my ward. I could not walk. It was terrifying. Kids died. Iron lungs were awful. Dont let RFK Jr ban the vaccine
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President Yoon Suk has been impeached and suspended.
Americans - that’s what you’re supposed to do
news.sky.com/story/amp/so...
Americans - that’s what you’re supposed to do
news.sky.com/story/amp/so...
South Korea's parliament votes to impeach President Yoon Suk Yeol over attempt to impose martial law
Demonstrators on the streets of South Korea cheer the outcome which comes under two weeks after the president plunged the country into a state of emergency.
news.sky.com
December 14, 2024 at 11:10 AM
President Yoon Suk has been impeached and suspended.
Americans - that’s what you’re supposed to do
news.sky.com/story/amp/so...
Americans - that’s what you’re supposed to do
news.sky.com/story/amp/so...
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Every now and then it's nice to pick your head up from your book, reacquaint yourself with the world, take a hard pass and immediately go right back to reading. Balance is important.
December 14, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Every now and then it's nice to pick your head up from your book, reacquaint yourself with the world, take a hard pass and immediately go right back to reading. Balance is important.