@tiddbitts.bsky.social
healthcare data nerd that plays bass and writes dumb songs. Baseball, Prius, composting, finance, prog rock, chocolate, baseball, focus groups, cat dad
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it really is astonishing how quickly it goes from “civil war” and “blood in the streets” to “wow guys it’s just a sad tragedy” when it becomes inconvenient
September 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
it really is astonishing how quickly it goes from “civil war” and “blood in the streets” to “wow guys it’s just a sad tragedy” when it becomes inconvenient
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Not a cliffhanger, per se, but I will forever and always lament that we never got the followup with THIS:
August 2, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Not a cliffhanger, per se, but I will forever and always lament that we never got the followup with THIS:
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trump's first post about mamdani is going to be levels of racism we haven't seen since the 19th century
June 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
trump's first post about mamdani is going to be levels of racism we haven't seen since the 19th century
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must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away
“In light of the President's statement about cancellation of my government contracts, @SpaceX will begin decommissioning its Dragon spacecraft immediately”
June 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away
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I’m the guy who invents new bathroom faucet designs for every hotel. You might know me from Knob That Goes The Other Way and Joystick That’s Hard To Turn Off. Lately I’ve been lacking inspiration, even thinking about hanging it up. I’ve had a good run, but — wait, never mind: Ball You Turn Diagonal
May 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I’m the guy who invents new bathroom faucet designs for every hotel. You might know me from Knob That Goes The Other Way and Joystick That’s Hard To Turn Off. Lately I’ve been lacking inspiration, even thinking about hanging it up. I’ve had a good run, but — wait, never mind: Ball You Turn Diagonal
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I just really need everybody to understand that everything that’s happening in and to the global economy now (and all the businesses and people in it) is the entirely predictable result of the intentional decisions of one guy who doesn’t understand how the global economy works.
May 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I just really need everybody to understand that everything that’s happening in and to the global economy now (and all the businesses and people in it) is the entirely predictable result of the intentional decisions of one guy who doesn’t understand how the global economy works.
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thank you for being a friend
traveled down a road and back again
your heart is true
you’re a pal and a
traveled down a road and back again
your heart is true
you’re a pal and a
April 18, 2025 at 12:47 AM
thank you for being a friend
traveled down a road and back again
your heart is true
you’re a pal and a
traveled down a road and back again
your heart is true
you’re a pal and a
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We need every branded account to start developing crass strategies for bullying Elon Musk for easy clout. Chum the water. I don’t approve of brands but if the Charmin account tells him to put a gun in his mouth and that’s the thing that does it I’m exclusively buying that toilet paper for life.
March 29, 2025 at 1:20 AM
We need every branded account to start developing crass strategies for bullying Elon Musk for easy clout. Chum the water. I don’t approve of brands but if the Charmin account tells him to put a gun in his mouth and that’s the thing that does it I’m exclusively buying that toilet paper for life.
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Every morning we wake up wondering if a Nazi who sweats cum and has the personality of a guy who was unanimously kicked out of his improv group has tried to destroy another government department while we were asleep.
February 23, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Every morning we wake up wondering if a Nazi who sweats cum and has the personality of a guy who was unanimously kicked out of his improv group has tried to destroy another government department while we were asleep.
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statistically valentine’s day is the safest day on the road because none of the cybertrucks have anywhere to be
February 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
statistically valentine’s day is the safest day on the road because none of the cybertrucks have anywhere to be
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The best way to increase the efficiency of government agencies is competition, not budget cuts. The Center for Disease Control should have to compete with a Center For Making Diseases Worse
February 9, 2025 at 4:19 AM
The best way to increase the efficiency of government agencies is competition, not budget cuts. The Center for Disease Control should have to compete with a Center For Making Diseases Worse
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Please stop calling your elected representatives. They’re very old and very confused, and it does them no good to get all riled up
February 1, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Please stop calling your elected representatives. They’re very old and very confused, and it does them no good to get all riled up
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United armrest fees
January 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM
United armrest fees
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More billionaires should take submarine rides to explore the bottom of the ocean, just my opinion
January 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
More billionaires should take submarine rides to explore the bottom of the ocean, just my opinion
I once replied to a Craigslist post of thousands of cds for sale. I asked if they had any in certain genres and they responded with an excel file and said to look for what i want. “Oh wow,” i thought, “this person is organized and detailed! Lets look at data!”
January 4, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I once replied to a Craigslist post of thousands of cds for sale. I asked if they had any in certain genres and they responded with an excel file and said to look for what i want. “Oh wow,” i thought, “this person is organized and detailed! Lets look at data!”
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Rickey: 14th all-time in WAR.
Scored 2295 runs (Freddy Freeman is the active leader with 1298).
Walked 2190 times.
Stole 1406 bases.
Won 1 MVP and deserved at least two more (finished 3rd in '85, lost to his own teammate).
28 HoF voters voted "no" and should've been kicked out of the BBWAA.
Scored 2295 runs (Freddy Freeman is the active leader with 1298).
Walked 2190 times.
Stole 1406 bases.
Won 1 MVP and deserved at least two more (finished 3rd in '85, lost to his own teammate).
28 HoF voters voted "no" and should've been kicked out of the BBWAA.
December 21, 2024 at 11:37 PM
Rickey: 14th all-time in WAR.
Scored 2295 runs (Freddy Freeman is the active leader with 1298).
Walked 2190 times.
Stole 1406 bases.
Won 1 MVP and deserved at least two more (finished 3rd in '85, lost to his own teammate).
28 HoF voters voted "no" and should've been kicked out of the BBWAA.
Scored 2295 runs (Freddy Freeman is the active leader with 1298).
Walked 2190 times.
Stole 1406 bases.
Won 1 MVP and deserved at least two more (finished 3rd in '85, lost to his own teammate).
28 HoF voters voted "no" and should've been kicked out of the BBWAA.
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Homeschoolers should have to pay double property taxes to offset the cost of regular kids having to explain everything to them later
December 14, 2024 at 12:51 PM
Homeschoolers should have to pay double property taxes to offset the cost of regular kids having to explain everything to them later
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telling the Benihana chef he's made a powerful enemy today but it's drowned out by laughter as he flicks a 7th shrimp into my shirt pocket
December 11, 2024 at 5:16 PM
telling the Benihana chef he's made a powerful enemy today but it's drowned out by laughter as he flicks a 7th shrimp into my shirt pocket
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wow, so glad to be leaving this country that's convulsed with investigations of treason, insurrection, bribery, and misuse of executive power. time to hop on a plane to the us,
December 9, 2024 at 4:44 AM
wow, so glad to be leaving this country that's convulsed with investigations of treason, insurrection, bribery, and misuse of executive power. time to hop on a plane to the us,
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oh my goddd im so sorry, just seeing this now 😰 do u guys still need artillery support
August 3, 2024 at 3:31 PM
oh my goddd im so sorry, just seeing this now 😰 do u guys still need artillery support
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always crazy to me when conservatives talk about regulations being so restrictive because i can’t remember a single time in my entire life a regulation has made my life harder but i can name dozens of times a conservative has made my life tougher
December 5, 2024 at 2:31 AM
always crazy to me when conservatives talk about regulations being so restrictive because i can’t remember a single time in my entire life a regulation has made my life harder but i can name dozens of times a conservative has made my life tougher