Christian 🦇
@thrivingfornow.bsky.social
Heavily medicated, happily single, and chronically online
Enjoys bleeding, cruelty, and puppies & kittens
She/Her - Queer - Leftist
Enjoys bleeding, cruelty, and puppies & kittens
She/Her - Queer - Leftist
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You'll probably die of a disease that could be cured or prevented by an absolutely stupid amount of money you don't have.
Many corporations each spent 10 or 100 times that to make 30-second displays of flickering lights to sell you garbage during a football game.
Please eat arbys for some reason
Many corporations each spent 10 or 100 times that to make 30-second displays of flickering lights to sell you garbage during a football game.
Please eat arbys for some reason
February 9, 2026 at 12:48 AM
You'll probably die of a disease that could be cured or prevented by an absolutely stupid amount of money you don't have.
Many corporations each spent 10 or 100 times that to make 30-second displays of flickering lights to sell you garbage during a football game.
Please eat arbys for some reason
Many corporations each spent 10 or 100 times that to make 30-second displays of flickering lights to sell you garbage during a football game.
Please eat arbys for some reason
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Just a quick reminder that being called a loser by a fascist is a compliment.
February 8, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Just a quick reminder that being called a loser by a fascist is a compliment.
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the Epstein files are really devastating because they remind me of how many girls and women miss out on professional opportunities, mentorship and careers because of how many powerful, rich and influential men only view girls and women — and interactions with them — through the lens of sex
February 5, 2026 at 5:05 PM
the Epstein files are really devastating because they remind me of how many girls and women miss out on professional opportunities, mentorship and careers because of how many powerful, rich and influential men only view girls and women — and interactions with them — through the lens of sex
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I used to think I was the hotwire a Jeep and strike out to find others type of zombie apocalypse person, but now I know myself to be barricade myself indoors with all of the weapons and a death wish type of zombie apocalypse person.
February 5, 2026 at 10:54 PM
I used to think I was the hotwire a Jeep and strike out to find others type of zombie apocalypse person, but now I know myself to be barricade myself indoors with all of the weapons and a death wish type of zombie apocalypse person.
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*Status update*
Failing spectacularly at keeping my shit together.
February 6, 2026 at 12:42 AM
*Status update*
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*slipping the DJ $20 so he'll play Skinny Puppy Tin Omen at my daughter's elementary school Valentine's dance*
February 6, 2026 at 1:01 AM
*slipping the DJ $20 so he'll play Skinny Puppy Tin Omen at my daughter's elementary school Valentine's dance*
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Find yourself some folks that make gurgling noises when you mention twitter
February 6, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Find yourself some folks that make gurgling noises when you mention twitter
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Relax, bread department
February 6, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Relax, bread department
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It really is who you know (and apparently knowing pedophiles is a lot more lucrative than originally believed).
January 31, 2026 at 5:32 PM
It really is who you know (and apparently knowing pedophiles is a lot more lucrative than originally believed).
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Body dismorphia, but it's myself in varying degrees of invisibility. The goal weight being dissolving completely like sugar in a mason jar of Kool aid.
January 29, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Body dismorphia, but it's myself in varying degrees of invisibility. The goal weight being dissolving completely like sugar in a mason jar of Kool aid.
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ME: [begrudgingly practicing self-care because I refuse to let the world harden me]
January 27, 2026 at 8:23 AM
ME: [begrudgingly practicing self-care because I refuse to let the world harden me]
Absolute gools
Look at these evil bastards
January 19, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Absolute gools
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This mood boosting body wash better be benzos and mushrooms or I'm calling corporate.
January 16, 2026 at 10:57 PM
This mood boosting body wash better be benzos and mushrooms or I'm calling corporate.
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I've reached my lifetime quota for "interesting times." Give me bland times. Boring times. Normie times, one could even say. Times that are both dull and unexciting. Load me up with times that feel stale and uninspiring. That's the good stuff right there.
January 16, 2026 at 3:37 AM
I've reached my lifetime quota for "interesting times." Give me bland times. Boring times. Normie times, one could even say. Times that are both dull and unexciting. Load me up with times that feel stale and uninspiring. That's the good stuff right there.
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Cripes a’mighty people, Steven Miller is not staging a militarized ethnic cleansing and sending the border cops to murder people in the street to distract from the Epstein files. He’s doing it because he and Trump (and Vance and Homan and Noem etc) really really want to.
January 15, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Cripes a’mighty people, Steven Miller is not staging a militarized ethnic cleansing and sending the border cops to murder people in the street to distract from the Epstein files. He’s doing it because he and Trump (and Vance and Homan and Noem etc) really really want to.
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Im not stressed, im simply a person experiencing 2026
January 12, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Im not stressed, im simply a person experiencing 2026
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The guy who first dressed as Portland Frog, a major symbol of our protest and then other national protests, has been arrested while peacefully protesting. Prints of this painting by Simran Gleason are being sold to support his defense. www.simrangleason.com/prints/p/por... #pdx #protest
January 10, 2026 at 8:46 PM
The guy who first dressed as Portland Frog, a major symbol of our protest and then other national protests, has been arrested while peacefully protesting. Prints of this painting by Simran Gleason are being sold to support his defense. www.simrangleason.com/prints/p/por... #pdx #protest
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Taking my meds one at a time like a bird by smashing my face into the counter.
January 10, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Taking my meds one at a time like a bird by smashing my face into the counter.
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kids these days don't know how to impress Jodie Foster
January 9, 2026 at 3:56 AM
kids these days don't know how to impress Jodie Foster
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I think I might be happier if I was more demonic.
January 9, 2026 at 7:12 PM
I think I might be happier if I was more demonic.
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing people they could be conservative and Christian
January 9, 2026 at 1:40 PM
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing people they could be conservative and Christian
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Hope you like your drinks room temperature because we are fucking DONE with ice.
Please enjoy arbys
Please enjoy arbys
January 8, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Hope you like your drinks room temperature because we are fucking DONE with ice.
Please enjoy arbys
Please enjoy arbys
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That Wendy's across the street looked pretty sus. We rocked up to that dirty terrorist beef store and sent their fenty-ass manager to jail in our gross beef jail.
Fuck yeah, bro. We rule that Wendy's now.
Eat arbys because we are super good at being in charge of all the beef yo.
Fuck yeah, bro. We rule that Wendy's now.
Eat arbys because we are super good at being in charge of all the beef yo.
January 4, 2026 at 11:59 PM
That Wendy's across the street looked pretty sus. We rocked up to that dirty terrorist beef store and sent their fenty-ass manager to jail in our gross beef jail.
Fuck yeah, bro. We rule that Wendy's now.
Eat arbys because we are super good at being in charge of all the beef yo.
Fuck yeah, bro. We rule that Wendy's now.
Eat arbys because we are super good at being in charge of all the beef yo.
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
Welp
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Welp