threatlevelmidnight
@threatlevel12am.bsky.social
midwestern girl not digging this east coast vibe/loves books,art,college football & basketball/i AM kind of a bitch, so good of you to notice/not that good at breathing in
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Sorry I’m late, “One Armed Scissor“ was on the radio and I had to finish screaming in my truck
January 14, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Sorry I’m late, “One Armed Scissor“ was on the radio and I had to finish screaming in my truck
Pony up those gift cards, apply that fancy skincare money to another form of self-care, let's be good today, y'all.
If you're still able to help Minnesota, @supplydepotmpls.bsky.social is always accepting donations. $10 buys a pack of handwarmers. If you were given Amazon gift cards this year for Christmas, you can shop their Amazon wishlist: linktr.ee/sanctuarysup...
January 14, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Pony up those gift cards, apply that fancy skincare money to another form of self-care, let's be good today, y'all.
Update: while describing this project today at work, someone asked me "who died and made you the CPO of Antifa" - super excited to roll out my new signature block tomorrow!
Today's to-do: 2 board presentations, 3 team meetings, 2 budget calls and 1 procurement consortium call with a group of very angry women who will be leveraging a massive bid to eliminate companies from our scope that continue to support mass murdering & lying regimes. Capitalism at its finest!
January 13, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Update: while describing this project today at work, someone asked me "who died and made you the CPO of Antifa" - super excited to roll out my new signature block tomorrow!
this is absolutely not about what you might think it is - please read if you need a moment of absolute JOY
we are not going to have sex... we are going to have something much worse
Feelings!!!!!!!!!
Feelings!!!!!!!!!
January 13, 2026 at 12:56 AM
this is absolutely not about what you might think it is - please read if you need a moment of absolute JOY
Baker Mayfield catching strays from Bradley Cooper in an Uber Eats commercial, lmao
January 11, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Baker Mayfield catching strays from Bradley Cooper in an Uber Eats commercial, lmao
@hollyanderson.bsky.social your favorite beans are in the news today! www.wsj.com/business/ent...
There Are 29,000 People on a Waitlist for Beans—and It’s Not for the Fiber
The bean economy is booming. America’s bean king wants Rancho Gordo to be known for something other than the latest health fad.
www.wsj.com
January 11, 2026 at 12:23 AM
@hollyanderson.bsky.social your favorite beans are in the news today! www.wsj.com/business/ent...
Wisconsin's MBB lead on michigan may not last but one has to hold onto even the briefest moments of joy. these moments of joy are made even better by emotional support hoodies from @homefield.bsky.social, even if I'm confident my purchases indirectly fund B1G terrorism (IU football).
January 10, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Wisconsin's MBB lead on michigan may not last but one has to hold onto even the briefest moments of joy. these moments of joy are made even better by emotional support hoodies from @homefield.bsky.social, even if I'm confident my purchases indirectly fund B1G terrorism (IU football).
Today's to-do: 2 board presentations, 3 team meetings, 2 budget calls and 1 procurement consortium call with a group of very angry women who will be leveraging a massive bid to eliminate companies from our scope that continue to support mass murdering & lying regimes. Capitalism at its finest!
January 8, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Today's to-do: 2 board presentations, 3 team meetings, 2 budget calls and 1 procurement consortium call with a group of very angry women who will be leveraging a massive bid to eliminate companies from our scope that continue to support mass murdering & lying regimes. Capitalism at its finest!
I don't do resolutions, I do intentions; and it's my intention for this year to be even more of a fucking problem for anyone who is even remotely OK with any of *waves hands* this. I am tired of walking out of my thankless job every day to news of some new fresh hell-aren't you?
I’m an American and I hate all of this evil shit. All of it. Fuck you if you don’t.
January 7, 2026 at 11:17 PM
I don't do resolutions, I do intentions; and it's my intention for this year to be even more of a fucking problem for anyone who is even remotely OK with any of *waves hands* this. I am tired of walking out of my thankless job every day to news of some new fresh hell-aren't you?
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it was always gonna take all of us
Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters
January 7, 2026 at 9:33 PM
it was always gonna take all of us
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oh shit tomorrow is circle back day already
January 4, 2026 at 4:12 PM
oh shit tomorrow is circle back day already
Is the @homefield.bsky.social team ok?!?!
January 1, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Is the @homefield.bsky.social team ok?!?!
I never in my life thought I'd hear "Indiana has more rushing yards than Alabama has total yards".
January 1, 2026 at 11:39 PM
I never in my life thought I'd hear "Indiana has more rushing yards than Alabama has total yards".
I think when Bama tried to get one over on that fake punt attempt in the 1st half is when Cignetti decided to make them dig their own graves, and I love and respect that.
January 1, 2026 at 11:11 PM
I think when Bama tried to get one over on that fake punt attempt in the 1st half is when Cignetti decided to make them dig their own graves, and I love and respect that.
why does manny diaz look like a low-level yet semi-charming douche I'd have fun flirting with at a hotel bar on a business trip before making sure he didn't follow me back to my room?
December 31, 2025 at 11:15 PM
why does manny diaz look like a low-level yet semi-charming douche I'd have fun flirting with at a hotel bar on a business trip before making sure he didn't follow me back to my room?
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THE GIANT BOWL OF FROSTED FLAKES SPARKS JOY
December 31, 2025 at 10:58 PM
THE GIANT BOWL OF FROSTED FLAKES SPARKS JOY
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Illustrations from Japanese fireworks catalogues (ca. 1880s) — https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/japanese-fireworks-catalogues #newyearseve #fireworks
December 31, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Illustrations from Japanese fireworks catalogues (ca. 1880s) — https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/japanese-fireworks-catalogues #newyearseve #fireworks
I keep the print copy on my table at work for visitors, the absolute banger this year was this one: theonion.com/homeland-sec...
December 31, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I keep the print copy on my table at work for visitors, the absolute banger this year was this one: theonion.com/homeland-sec...
this liminal week between holidays is perfect for when you want to have a sweet & savory breakfast sandwich for dinner at 4:30pm when it's already dark.
December 30, 2025 at 10:04 PM
this liminal week between holidays is perfect for when you want to have a sweet & savory breakfast sandwich for dinner at 4:30pm when it's already dark.
Who knew that the Big East 30 for 30 would send me into a reflective emotional hole?
December 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Who knew that the Big East 30 for 30 would send me into a reflective emotional hole?
Sometimes we get the things we deserve, and today I guess that's this Texas A&M/Miami game.
December 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Sometimes we get the things we deserve, and today I guess that's this Texas A&M/Miami game.
Why is a football helmet for a team I have no affinity to for a bowl sponsored by my former employer oddly putting me in the holiday spirit?
Holy smokes: Georgia Tech is introducing frosted confetti into their @poptartsbowl.com helmet decals! There's no way BYU can beat this
(cc: @sickoscommittee.org)
(cc: @sickoscommittee.org)
December 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Why is a football helmet for a team I have no affinity to for a bowl sponsored by my former employer oddly putting me in the holiday spirit?
I'm very much in the holiday and/or college bowl season spirit, can't you tell?
December 17, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I'm very much in the holiday and/or college bowl season spirit, can't you tell?
where else will you get #art like this week's Thing One, where I got reminded of bad dating decision & attractions in my teenage years via modern-day NFL QB fashion choices AND a nod to one of the greatest posts @actioncookbook.com has ever made from when the old place was good? NOWHERE THAT'S WHERE
✨THING ONE✨
"He’s looked this way since he was 21 and florping* moonballs to Jerricho Cotchery at NC State."
channel-6.ghost.io/if-you-are-o...
"He’s looked this way since he was 21 and florping* moonballs to Jerricho Cotchery at NC State."
channel-6.ghost.io/if-you-are-o...
IF YOU ARE OVER 40 YOU SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO PLAY FOOTBALL IN JEANS
Lycra is a young person’s fabric.
channel-6.ghost.io
December 16, 2025 at 10:47 PM
where else will you get #art like this week's Thing One, where I got reminded of bad dating decision & attractions in my teenage years via modern-day NFL QB fashion choices AND a nod to one of the greatest posts @actioncookbook.com has ever made from when the old place was good? NOWHERE THAT'S WHERE
will eating a gummy and looking at dream houses in Mexico City heal me after today? let's find out!
December 11, 2025 at 11:37 PM
will eating a gummy and looking at dream houses in Mexico City heal me after today? let's find out!