threatlevelmidnight
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threatlevelmidnight
@threatlevel12am.bsky.social
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midwestern girl not digging this east coast vibe/loves books,art,college football & basketball/i AM kind of a bitch, so good of you to notice/not that good at breathing in
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when a meteor finally hits us, have the survivors bury me in this pls
I keep telling myself that Wisconsin can't hurt me anymore as they've already made me feel dead inside this season, but every week I'm wrong.
This sentence made me laugh & cry simultaneously, who would have ever thought that this would be "normal".
Volodymyr Zelenskyy gets a question from former Biggest Loser trainer Cara Castronuova, a Jan. 6 defendant advocate who now works for the MyPillow Guy's network.
The day this happens, I am going to be so irrationally happy for you.
I never thought I'd love this part of my job as much as I actually do, not just with my direct team but the others we work with. I keep snacks in my office for this purpose!
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"she make a lot"

i thought you hated broke people???????
lots of sympathetic nods towards my feelings from ball-knowers while running errands today.
it's not even the end of the 1st quarter, Wisconsin, why must you hurt me so.
It is finally hoodie season,it's finally fall, it's finally Libra season. 39 degrees, let's fucking go.
The unauthorized release of this is going to be a banner day on Bluesky. I cannot wait.
Texas A&M helmets tonight = 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼
Syracuse, babe, what are you doing? Pony up indeed...
watching B1G Big Noon Saturday as god intended (hidden away in a United terminal at O'Hare)
oh cool, I'll have plenty of time to watch Wisconsin lose in a dark corner at O'Hare before my plane boards. #sadgirlautumn is here!
what are those gorgeous flowers? (perfect color!)
Life is short. Take the vacation day & stay a bit longer in your hometown on your company's dime. Do your bank account damage in the Korean beauty supply store while stoned. Eat dumplings on the street while listening to old ladies yell at each other. Fuck ICE.
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Y’all really want me to believe that a woman who name dropped her boyfriend’s podcast in a song about his penis is some sort of lyrical mastermind??? Oh okay
There's a guy in the hotel elevator with me carrying 2 High Noons at 8:30am. Good to know hydration is a priority, it's gonna be hot today in Chicago.
that is a fact! Was so happy to catch it in Chicago while on a business trip!
1st time I've caught Tess today on AUBURN/A&M (BANGER) and he's awfully buttoned up today. Did he get a FCC complaint for being Mr. Steal-Your-Mom?
The Illinois kicker drinks free for life in Champaign - damn
Nothing like the last minute of /checks notes/ USC-Illinois to wake one up!
Nothing like the last minute of /checks notes/ USC-Illinois to wake one up!