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threatlevel12am.bsky.social
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midwestern girl not digging this east coast vibe/loves books,art,college football & basketball/i AM kind of a bitch, so good of you to notice/not that good at breathing in
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 3d
when a meteor finally hits us, have the survivors bury me in this pls
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threatlevelmidnight @threatlevel12am.bsky.social · 6d
CONSIDER ARIZONA STATE
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threatlevelmidnight @threatlevel12am.bsky.social · 6d
I keep telling myself that Wisconsin can't hurt me anymore as they've already made me feel dead inside this season, but every week I'm wrong.
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threatlevelmidnight @threatlevel12am.bsky.social · 7d
This sentence made me laugh & cry simultaneously, who would have ever thought that this would be "normal".
ryanjreilly.com Ryan J. Reilly “paints a vivid and urgent portrait of… disarray” @ryanjreilly.com · 7d
Volodymyr Zelenskyy gets a question from former Biggest Loser trainer Cara Castronuova, a Jan. 6 defendant advocate who now works for the MyPillow Guy's network.
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threatlevelmidnight @threatlevel12am.bsky.social · 8d
The day this happens, I am going to be so irrationally happy for you.
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threatlevelmidnight @threatlevel12am.bsky.social · 8d
I never thought I'd love this part of my job as much as I actually do, not just with my direct team but the others we work with. I keep snacks in my office for this purpose!
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Solomon @solomonmissouri.bsky.social · 9d
"she make a lot"

i thought you hated broke people???????
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threatlevelmidnight @threatlevel12am.bsky.social · 11d
Happy #treatyoself day, y'all. Buy a fancy cookie! Put on a face mask! Do crimes!
a man in a sequined jacket says clothes
ALT: a man in a sequined jacket says clothes
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threatlevelmidnight @threatlevel12am.bsky.social · 12d
lots of sympathetic nods towards my feelings from ball-knowers while running errands today.
a photo of a Wisconsin Badgers sweatshirt and a beanie that says "anxiety", perfectly summing up what it feels like to be a Bucky fan right now
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threatlevelmidnight @threatlevel12am.bsky.social · 13d
it's not even the end of the 1st quarter, Wisconsin, why must you hurt me so.
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threatlevelmidnight @threatlevel12am.bsky.social · 14d
It is finally hoodie season,it's finally fall, it's finally Libra season. 39 degrees, let's fucking go.
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threatlevelmidnight @threatlevel12am.bsky.social · 16d
The unauthorized release of this is going to be a banner day on Bluesky. I cannot wait.
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threatlevelmidnight @threatlevel12am.bsky.social · 20d
Texas A&M helmets tonight = 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼
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threatlevelmidnight @threatlevel12am.bsky.social · 20d
Syracuse, babe, what are you doing? Pony up indeed...
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threatlevelmidnight @threatlevel12am.bsky.social · 20d
watching B1G Big Noon Saturday as god intended (hidden away in a United terminal at O'Hare)
Using my work tablet to watch Wisconsin-Michigan while I wait to board a plane in a cozy seat
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threatlevelmidnight @threatlevel12am.bsky.social · 20d
oh cool, I'll have plenty of time to watch Wisconsin lose in a dark corner at O'Hare before my plane boards. #sadgirlautumn is here!
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threatlevelmidnight @threatlevel12am.bsky.social · 20d
what are those gorgeous flowers? (perfect color!)
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threatlevelmidnight @threatlevel12am.bsky.social · 21d
Life is short. Take the vacation day & stay a bit longer in your hometown on your company's dime. Do your bank account damage in the Korean beauty supply store while stoned. Eat dumplings on the street while listening to old ladies yell at each other. Fuck ICE.
The gateway to Chinatown on Cermak & Wentworth in Chicago, greatest city in the world.
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Amy McCarthy @aemccarthy.bsky.social · 21d
Y’all really want me to believe that a woman who name dropped her boyfriend’s podcast in a song about his penis is some sort of lyrical mastermind??? Oh okay
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threatlevelmidnight @threatlevel12am.bsky.social · 21d
There's a guy in the hotel elevator with me carrying 2 High Noons at 8:30am. Good to know hydration is a priority, it's gonna be hot today in Chicago.
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threatlevelmidnight @threatlevel12am.bsky.social · 22d
that is a fact! Was so happy to catch it in Chicago while on a business trip!
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threatlevelmidnight @threatlevel12am.bsky.social · 22d
All I can say about @theonion.com's documentary masterpiece, Jeffery Epstein: Bad Pedophile:
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair with his hands up .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair with his hands up .
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threatlevelmidnight @threatlevel12am.bsky.social · 27d
1st time I've caught Tess today on AUBURN/A&M (BANGER) and he's awfully buttoned up today. Did he get a FCC complaint for being Mr. Steal-Your-Mom?
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threatlevelmidnight @threatlevel12am.bsky.social · 27d
The Illinois kicker drinks free for life in Champaign - damn
threatlevel12am.bsky.social threatlevelmidnight @threatlevel12am.bsky.social · 27d
Nothing like the last minute of /checks notes/ USC-Illinois to wake one up!
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threatlevelmidnight @threatlevel12am.bsky.social · 27d
Nothing like the last minute of /checks notes/ USC-Illinois to wake one up!