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millionswolfy.bsky.social
February 15, 2026 at 9:44 AM
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sphealposting.bsky.social
Screenshot from tomodachi life of some miis dancing around pokemon rumble spheal with game text "all hail the spheal!"
January 29, 2026 at 2:41 PM
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chrisdeleon.bsky.social
the 3 types of commercially viable videogames
Young woman anime style illustration pointing to a board says I finally discovered the three types of male fantasies. the top one says fight in a desperate last stand against All odds. the middle one says slowly bleeding to death in a snow-covered field. the bottom says digging a hole. each text box has an illustration of people fighting or someone dying in the winter but the bottom one for digging a hole shows the meme of the guys from when KFC had soy nuggets and they look really excited and I think they call them soy jacks but they're both looking at the camera with an open mouth like oh man as they point behind them making eye contact with the camera. the woman is in very tight-fitting clothes with large breasts and hair that goes down past the shoulder, but her eyes look alarmingly open and bizarre. she sort of has fangs now that I notice her mouth. don't know what that's about.
February 14, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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peytral.bsky.social
me whenever I grab a can of soup at the grocery store:
Baron Ashura in the Hongkong English subtitles of Mazinger Z saying, "increase the soup" unsure of what the Japanese must have been
June 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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mochamorii.bsky.social
happy valentines day 💕
February 14, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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wario64.bsky.social
Summer Wars: Limited Edition Steelbook 4K UHD (Amazon Exclusive) is $23.19 on Amazon amzn.to/4guTcof #ad
February 15, 2026 at 3:06 PM
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jakmonx.bsky.social
The Skaters of Gender(s) have to challenge you! #GuiltyGear #GGST
February 15, 2026 at 3:36 PM
thoracs.bsky.social
Boyhood took 12 years to make
February 15, 2026 at 4:28 PM
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iainhendry.bsky.social
Posting “my lungs got no oxygen and PlayStation got no games” as I start to black out
roxieproxy.bsky.social Roxie @roxieproxy.bsky.social · 21h
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World. A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers." A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands." A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"
February 14, 2026 at 11:23 PM
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seldum.bsky.social
opening a restaurant with only these three items on the menu
FLAMING SKULL TWO FLAMING SKULLS THREE FLAMING SKULLS
February 15, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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theshockwave48.bsky.social
No new Valentine's Day art from me this year (cuz i forgor) so take this heart themed Marisa from last year

#art #StreetFighter
Drawing of Marisa from Street Fighter 6. On the left, there is a bust illustration of her winking and making a heart with her fingers. on the left, a full body of her back as she flexes
February 14, 2026 at 12:58 PM
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theamiiboking.bsky.social
Saw someone with a shirt that said "KILL YOUR LOCAL PEDOPHILE" on the back but they had long hair that was covering the first word so it looked like they were wearing a shirt that said "YOUR LOCAL PEDOPHILE"
February 14, 2026 at 10:35 PM
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murderxbryan.bsky.social
This is probably ok
February 14, 2026 at 9:31 PM
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rawdawgcomics.bsky.social
Make this Valentines day unforgettable
February 14, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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musicnotation.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 5:50 PM
thoracs.bsky.social
Now that I think of it, I'm never gonna know what was behind those curtains at the back of the movie rental place.
February 14, 2026 at 8:32 PM
thoracs.bsky.social
Loonatics, Supernatural Anime, Mucha Lucha and Yo! Yogi mentioned!!
waggtoon.bsky.social Waggtoon (Commissions open) @waggtoon.bsky.social · 1d
In cartoon news, Tubi just revealed practically the entirety of the classic Warner Bros/Hanna-Barbera/Cartoon Network library is coming to the platform this March.

For those who don't wanna visit the bird site, here's the full list of what's coming.
Abbott & Costello Cartoons Addams Family (1974) Adventures of Batman, The Animaniacs Aquaman Astro and the Space Mutts Atom Ant Baby Looney Tunes Batman: The Brave and the Bold Be Cool Scooby-Doo! Beetlejuice Ben 10 (2005) Beware the Batman Captain Caveman Captain Caveman & The Teen Angels Captain Planet Codename: Kids Next Door Courage The Cowardly Dog Cow & Chicken Dastardly and Muttley in their Flying Machines Dexter's Laboratory Dorothy & the Wizard of Oz Dragon's Lair Duck Dodgers Dukes of Hazzard: The Animated Series Dumb & Dumber (Animated Series) Dynomutt, Dog Wonder Ed, Edd 'n Eddy Evil Con Carne Flintstone Family Adventures Flintstone Kids Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends Freakazoid! Great Grape Ape Help, It's the Hair Bear Bunch Hong Kong Phooey Jonny Quest Justice League Justice League Action Krypto the Superdog Legion of Super Heroes Loonatics Unleashed Looney Tunes 3D Shorts Looney Tunes Cartoons MAD Magilla Gorilla Mucha Lucha! New Looney Tunes Show (aka Wabbit) New Scooby Doo Mysteries Paddington Bear Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm Perils of Penelope Pitstop Pinky and the Brain Pinky, Elmyra and the Brain Powerpuff Girls Pup Named Scooby Doo Quick Draw McGraw Ricochet Rabbit Scooby and Scrappy Doo Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated Shaggy & Scooby-Doo Get a Clue Smurfs Snagglepuss Static Shock! Super Friends Supernatural: The Anime Series Taz-Mania Teen Titans The 13 Ghosts of Scooby Doo The Batman The Completely Mental Misadventures of Ed Grimley The Frankenstones The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy The Heathcliff and Dingbat Show The Mask (Animated Series) The New Adventures of Batman The New Adventures of Gilligan The New Fred and Barney Show The New Scooby Doo Movies The Plastic Man Comedy Adventure Show The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest The Secret Squirrel Show The Super Globetrotters The Yogi Bear Show Tiny Toon Adventures Tom & Jerry Tom & Jerry Comedy Show Tom & Jerry Kids Tom & Jerry Show, The Tom & Jerry Tales Top Cat Unikitty Wacky Races Wacky Races (2017) Xiaolin Showdown Yo! Yogi Yogi's Galaxy Goof-Ups Yogi's Gang Yogi's Space Race Yogi's Treasure Hunt
February 14, 2026 at 8:16 PM
thoracs.bsky.social
Lore: Nobody enjoys their company and they smell bad
February 14, 2026 at 8:08 PM
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wysteriagrove.bsky.social
happy valentine’s day, disciples💖
#TESTACULT #GGST
February 14, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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drij.org
"Fix your hearts or die" -- Guitar Wolf
Guitar Wolf teaches an irrational man that "love has no borders, nationalities, or genders."
November 26, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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wr0ngdoll.bsky.social
Woke Akuma be like
"Satsui No Pronoun Circle"
February 14, 2026 at 6:28 PM
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wr0ngdoll.bsky.social
"DEI One-Thousand Deaths!"
wr0ngdoll.bsky.social ana from situations @wr0ngdoll.bsky.social · 22h
Woke Akuma be like
"Satsui No Pronoun Circle"
February 14, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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cbbworld.bsky.social
A Valentine’s classic. 🫂
Cartoon Scott and Reggie “this is my favorite place — inside your hug”
February 14, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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swamptrogg.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 2:50 PM
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georgefrankly.bsky.social
"we should learn to speak a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend"
mikexnichols.bsky.social Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 1d
i often think about this review
Letterboxd screenshot Star Trek Into Darkness (2013) Watched by Branson Reese 28 Apr 2022 Abrams isn't a man so much as he's an avatar of cultural entropy. If you make something popular enough eventually you will die or sell it off and and a person in thick rimmed glasses whose main artistic vision is that he loves to have meetings will take it and sandblast it until it's nothing. I hate to see this happen here but maybe it's good that this happened. Maybe every franchise should collapse into a version of itself that makes shareholders nod and shake each others' hands. We should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend.
February 14, 2026 at 11:38 AM