honestly, the Community Notes could have just read:
"He's never gonna f&ck you Laura"
"He's never gonna f&ck you Laura"
December 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
honestly, the Community Notes could have just read:
"He's never gonna f&ck you Laura"
"He's never gonna f&ck you Laura"
best thing ever on the internet. 🏆
December 9, 2025 at 6:19 PM
best thing ever on the internet. 🏆
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Liberals say that Matt Gaetz shouldn’t be a Pentagon reporter. Maybe they should have thought about that before they rejected him as attorney general of the United States.
December 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Liberals say that Matt Gaetz shouldn’t be a Pentagon reporter. Maybe they should have thought about that before they rejected him as attorney general of the United States.
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Turns out Trump was helping to bring about a golden age - the Golden Age of China.
December 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Turns out Trump was helping to bring about a golden age - the Golden Age of China.
one possible reason is EU has strong data protection laws.
December 8, 2025 at 8:52 PM
one possible reason is EU has strong data protection laws.
Trump's pulling out of the Ukraine/Russia peace talks.
He'd gonna give farmers 12B.
this is just a loser knowing he lost.
He'd gonna give farmers 12B.
this is just a loser knowing he lost.
December 8, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Trump's pulling out of the Ukraine/Russia peace talks.
He'd gonna give farmers 12B.
this is just a loser knowing he lost.
He'd gonna give farmers 12B.
this is just a loser knowing he lost.
some male Mar-A-Lago faces.
it's a brand
it's a brand
December 7, 2025 at 5:18 AM
some male Mar-A-Lago faces.
it's a brand
it's a brand
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It's wrong to accuse Pete Hegseth of murder: those two Venezuelans had pre-existing health conditions.
by Bret Stephens
by Bret Stephens
December 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
It's wrong to accuse Pete Hegseth of murder: those two Venezuelans had pre-existing health conditions.
by Bret Stephens
by Bret Stephens
puffed up eye bags along with everything else.
renal disease and CHF
renal disease and CHF
December 6, 2025 at 5:08 AM
puffed up eye bags along with everything else.
renal disease and CHF
renal disease and CHF
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His retirement-Nirvana would be a VR Headset with shit like this on loop. He could live out his years just like that.
December 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
His retirement-Nirvana would be a VR Headset with shit like this on loop. He could live out his years just like that.
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I wrote a bit for McSweeney's about Isaac Chotiner interviewing Santa Claus. Just a little something for the holiday season. Enjoy!
The New Yorker’s Isaac Chotiner Interviews Santa Claus
For several centuries, Santa Claus has been one of the most prolific mythical gift-givers in the world. Formerly known as Saint Nicholas of Myra, a...
www.mcsweeneys.net
December 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I wrote a bit for McSweeney's about Isaac Chotiner interviewing Santa Claus. Just a little something for the holiday season. Enjoy!
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I lost my job, I can't afford a car, and my power's been out ever since David Sacks put in a data center down the road. But at least now there will be a Rush Hour 4.
December 1, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I lost my job, I can't afford a car, and my power's been out ever since David Sacks put in a data center down the road. But at least now there will be a Rush Hour 4.
@profanity.accountant just fucking curious.
November 29, 2025 at 2:40 AM
@profanity.accountant just fucking curious.
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Melania Trump didn't qualify for an EB-1 visa and was paid for modeling in the U.S. in 1996 while on a tourist visa, which doesn't allow employment. Working on this visa is fraud and also disqualifies her. She also lied about work history on her immigration application,which is NATURALIZATION FRAUD.
November 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Melania Trump didn't qualify for an EB-1 visa and was paid for modeling in the U.S. in 1996 while on a tourist visa, which doesn't allow employment. Working on this visa is fraud and also disqualifies her. She also lied about work history on her immigration application,which is NATURALIZATION FRAUD.
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Respects to the family
#bloomcounty #billthecat #opus #goodmorning #comics #oliver #outland #SteveDallas
#bloomcounty #billthecat #opus #goodmorning #comics #oliver #outland #SteveDallas
November 27, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Respects to the family
#bloomcounty #billthecat #opus #goodmorning #comics #oliver #outland #SteveDallas
#bloomcounty #billthecat #opus #goodmorning #comics #oliver #outland #SteveDallas
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Martin Bally, a VP at Campbell’s Soup, was fired after being caught on audio ranting about their customers and products: “Shit for poor people. It’s not healthy now that I know what’s in it—bioengineered chicken that tastes like it came from a 3-D printer.”
November 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Martin Bally, a VP at Campbell’s Soup, was fired after being caught on audio ranting about their customers and products: “Shit for poor people. It’s not healthy now that I know what’s in it—bioengineered chicken that tastes like it came from a 3-D printer.”
Time to 25A this guy
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Time to 25A this guy
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
November 23, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
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Y'all he's so desperate to be one of the "cool kids".
November 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Y'all he's so desperate to be one of the "cool kids".
Operation: Just The Tip
November 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Operation: Just The Tip
This is probably the real reason MTG is quitting. She forces Epstein accountability and Trump threatens to release the J6 Bomber investigation results.
November 22, 2025 at 6:34 AM
This is probably the real reason MTG is quitting. She forces Epstein accountability and Trump threatens to release the J6 Bomber investigation results.
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JD Vance Cries In Bathroom After Trump Uses ‘Piggy’ Nickname On Someone Else https://theonion.com/jd-vance-cries-in-bathroom-after-trump-uses-piggy-nickname-on-someone-else/
November 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
JD Vance Cries In Bathroom After Trump Uses ‘Piggy’ Nickname On Someone Else https://theonion.com/jd-vance-cries-in-bathroom-after-trump-uses-piggy-nickname-on-someone-else/