The Bluesmobile
@bluesmobile.bsky.social
Cop motor, cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. Hates Illinois Nazis.
Don’t try to argue with me. I am a CAR for chrissakes, and my 8-track/onboard SCMOD computer is state-of-the-art in 1980.
Don’t try to argue with me. I am a CAR for chrissakes, and my 8-track/onboard SCMOD computer is state-of-the-art in 1980.
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The Bluesmobile
@bluesmobile.bsky.social
· Nov 11
A lot of people are saying that my 44-year nitrous oxide addiction and multiple marriages and divorces to Cheryl have left me no choice but to become a lowly Production Assistant to Mr. Liam NissanTM.
But they are only 99% right.
I truly hate Illinois Nazis as much as Liam NissanTM does.
But they are only 99% right.
I truly hate Illinois Nazis as much as Liam NissanTM does.
Garage Dog Spike claims to be related to Neal the Bichon, winner of the Non-Sporting Group at yesterday’s National Dog Show.
But we are all skeptical.
But we are all skeptical.
November 29, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Garage Dog Spike claims to be related to Neal the Bichon, winner of the Non-Sporting Group at yesterday’s National Dog Show.
But we are all skeptical.
But we are all skeptical.
November 29, 2025 at 2:21 AM
My team and I delivered hot meals to 840 needy people yesterday.
Unfortunately I caused $850,000 in property damage.
Unfortunately I caused $850,000 in property damage.
November 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
My team and I delivered hot meals to 840 needy people yesterday.
Unfortunately I caused $850,000 in property damage.
Unfortunately I caused $850,000 in property damage.
Did anyone make Minny‘s pie yesterday?
Even though my lawyers told you not to ?
How did it turn out?
Even though my lawyers told you not to ?
How did it turn out?
If you going to a crybaby MAGAT Traitor’s house for Thanksgiving, Minny has the perfect pie recipe for you.
November 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Did anyone make Minny‘s pie yesterday?
Even though my lawyers told you not to ?
How did it turn out?
Even though my lawyers told you not to ?
How did it turn out?
Turkey is bad for dogs?
Garage Dog Spike just ate an entire flock of them.
@garagedogspike.bsky.social
Garage Dog Spike just ate an entire flock of them.
@garagedogspike.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Turkey is bad for dogs?
Garage Dog Spike just ate an entire flock of them.
@garagedogspike.bsky.social
Garage Dog Spike just ate an entire flock of them.
@garagedogspike.bsky.social
Official answer:
“Don’t cook a turkey. Let someone else cook it. That way THEIR turkey is dry.”
- Liam NissanTM
“Don’t cook a turkey. Let someone else cook it. That way THEIR turkey is dry.”
- Liam NissanTM
November 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Everyone is STILL talking about my turkey tartare.
I cooked the juiciest medium rare turkey yesterday.
Everybody’s calling me today to tell me how sick they are.
They’re just sick with jealousy.
Everybody’s calling me today to tell me how sick they are.
They’re just sick with jealousy.
November 28, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Everyone is STILL talking about my turkey tartare.
November 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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“Quiet, Piggy.”
November 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
“Quiet, Piggy.”
When my onboard SCMOD computer/8-track radio was being updated last night, I had vivid visions that King Dementia Don Fitzputin had died, and the whole goddam world was celebrating.
a group of men are dancing in a room .
ALT: a group of men are dancing in a room .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
When my onboard SCMOD computer/8-track radio was being updated last night, I had vivid visions that King Dementia Don Fitzputin had died, and the whole goddam world was celebrating.
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“Every United States of Americans should be follow @mzbehavn.bsky.social and #TeamLiamNissanTM “
November 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
“Every United States of Americans should be follow @mzbehavn.bsky.social and #TeamLiamNissanTM “
Comedy gold.
47 years ago today, dozens of turkeys met their unfortunate demise in a Cincinnati parking lot.
November 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Comedy gold.
King Dementia Don Fitzputin
November 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
King Dementia Don Fitzputin
“First they came after the poor, and I CHEERED because I HATE the poor.
Then they came after the immigrants, and I CHEERED because I HATE the immigrants.
Then they came after me, and I resigned with my full pension and benefits.”
- Large Marge Trailer Park Greene
Then they came after the immigrants, and I CHEERED because I HATE the immigrants.
Then they came after me, and I resigned with my full pension and benefits.”
- Large Marge Trailer Park Greene
November 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
“First they came after the poor, and I CHEERED because I HATE the poor.
Then they came after the immigrants, and I CHEERED because I HATE the immigrants.
Then they came after me, and I resigned with my full pension and benefits.”
- Large Marge Trailer Park Greene
Then they came after the immigrants, and I CHEERED because I HATE the immigrants.
Then they came after me, and I resigned with my full pension and benefits.”
- Large Marge Trailer Park Greene
If you going to a crybaby MAGAT Traitor’s house for Thanksgiving, Minny has the perfect pie recipe for you.
November 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM
If you going to a crybaby MAGAT Traitor’s house for Thanksgiving, Minny has the perfect pie recipe for you.
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Crafty idea 🤣
November 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Crafty idea 🤣
Large Marge Trailer Park Greene announces she will return home to Bhutan to find a mate and produce Trailer Park offspring.
We wish her “Tashi Delek!”
We wish her “Tashi Delek!”
November 22, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Large Marge Trailer Park Greene announces she will return home to Bhutan to find a mate and produce Trailer Park offspring.
We wish her “Tashi Delek!”
We wish her “Tashi Delek!”
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November 21, 2025 at 3:15 AM
If you hear the term “President
Pedo Piggy,” it means they’re referring to King Dementia Don Fitzputin.
Pedo Piggy,” it means they’re referring to King Dementia Don Fitzputin.
November 20, 2025 at 10:48 PM
If you hear the term “President
Pedo Piggy,” it means they’re referring to King Dementia Don Fitzputin.
Pedo Piggy,” it means they’re referring to King Dementia Don Fitzputin.
Actual video of J.D. Vance being conceived.
November 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Actual video of J.D. Vance being conceived.
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It sure is a good thing Obama got Bin Laden, or #Felon47 would be rolling out the red carpet and cutting deals with him.
November 19, 2025 at 3:01 PM