The Bluesmobile
@bluesmobile.bsky.social
Cop motor, cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. Hates Illinois Nazis.
Don’t try to argue with me. I am a CAR for chrissakes, and my 8-track/onboard SCMOD computer is state-of-the-art in 1980.
Don’t try to argue with me. I am a CAR for chrissakes, and my 8-track/onboard SCMOD computer is state-of-the-art in 1980.
Learn how to drive, dipshit!!!
November 30, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Learn how to drive, dipshit!!!
November 30, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Take THAT rich people!
November 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Take THAT rich people!
Her life is straight as two nitrous oxide tanks on a windy road.
November 29, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Her life is straight as two nitrous oxide tanks on a windy road.
Let me know what time mass starts.
a man is doing a trick in front of a stained glass window with the letter g on it
ALT: a man is doing a trick in front of a stained glass window with the letter g on it
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Let me know what time mass starts.
Pete Hogbreath is gonna have to drink himself to sleep tonight.
But to be fair, he was gonna do that anyway.
But to be fair, he was gonna do that anyway.
November 29, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Pete Hogbreath is gonna have to drink himself to sleep tonight.
But to be fair, he was gonna do that anyway.
But to be fair, he was gonna do that anyway.
“Sad.”
- King Dementia Don Fitzputin
- King Dementia Don Fitzputin
November 29, 2025 at 11:12 PM
“Sad.”
- King Dementia Don Fitzputin
- King Dementia Don Fitzputin
It’s pretty much the only salad she gets in the trailer park.
And no, a pile of corn dogs are not salad.
And no, a pile of corn dogs are not salad.
November 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
It’s pretty much the only salad she gets in the trailer park.
And no, a pile of corn dogs are not salad.
And no, a pile of corn dogs are not salad.
I feel like Neal wouldn’t jam his head into a potato chip bag and then bite the mailman and steal his mail truck.
November 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I feel like Neal wouldn’t jam his head into a potato chip bag and then bite the mailman and steal his mail truck.
What’s really sad about this video is that this man was on his way to get treatment for his micropenis.
And now he has to wait to be rescued by a real man in a real truck.
And now he has to wait to be rescued by a real man in a real truck.
a man in a truck says yeah while wearing a hat
ALT: a man in a truck says yeah while wearing a hat
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November 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
What’s really sad about this video is that this man was on his way to get treatment for his micropenis.
And now he has to wait to be rescued by a real man in a real truck.
And now he has to wait to be rescued by a real man in a real truck.
Not until it’s sponsored by Arby’s or some other corporation.
November 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Not until it’s sponsored by Arby’s or some other corporation.
I love hot girls like you in hot cars like a Camaro.
November 29, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I love hot girls like you in hot cars like a Camaro.
Hating Nazis is a mission from Gad itself.
November 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Hating Nazis is a mission from Gad itself.
I’m pretty busy with your mom.
November 29, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I’m pretty busy with your mom.
King Dementia Don’s face is at half mast.
November 29, 2025 at 6:36 AM
King Dementia Don’s face is at half mast.
I keep finding myself accidentally driving through people’s yards.
November 29, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I keep finding myself accidentally driving through people’s yards.
This comment is gonna go viral with your 20 followers.
Now git back in your glory hole!
Now git back in your glory hole!
November 29, 2025 at 6:19 AM
This comment is gonna go viral with your 20 followers.
Now git back in your glory hole!
Now git back in your glory hole!
Even I am impressed by these numbers.
November 29, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Even I am impressed by these numbers.
Oh piss off, you twat.
Under Biden, the U.S. had the strongest economy in the world.
Under Biden, the U.S. had the strongest economy in the world.
November 29, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Oh piss off, you twat.
Under Biden, the U.S. had the strongest economy in the world.
Under Biden, the U.S. had the strongest economy in the world.
They’ll never catch me.
November 29, 2025 at 6:06 AM
They’ll never catch me.
I’m not seeing the resemblance.
November 29, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I’m not seeing the resemblance.
Republikkkans only care when it affects them personally.
November 29, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Republikkkans only care when it affects them personally.