The Bluesmobile
@bluesmobile.bsky.social
Cop motor, cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. Hates Illinois Nazis.
Don’t try to argue with me. I am a CAR for chrissakes, and my 8-track/onboard SCMOD computer is state-of-the-art in 1980.
#TeamLiamNissanTM
Don’t try to argue with me. I am a CAR for chrissakes, and my 8-track/onboard SCMOD computer is state-of-the-art in 1980.
#TeamLiamNissanTM
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The Bluesmobile
@bluesmobile.bsky.social
· Nov 11
A lot of people are saying that my 44-year nitrous oxide addiction and multiple marriages and divorces to Cheryl have left me no choice but to become a lowly Production Assistant to Mr. Liam NissanTM.
But they are only 99% right.
I truly hate Illinois Nazis as much as Liam NissanTM does.
But they are only 99% right.
I truly hate Illinois Nazis as much as Liam NissanTM does.
“Mom! I got the part!!!”
“Oh that’s great honey!!! What’s the part?”
“Oh that’s great honey!!! What’s the part?”
December 9, 2025 at 3:36 AM
“Mom! I got the part!!!”
“Oh that’s great honey!!! What’s the part?”
“Oh that’s great honey!!! What’s the part?”
Pluribus on AppleTV is about a CULT of super fragile snowflakes, and one woman just trying to stay drunk long enough to get through it.
December 9, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Pluribus on AppleTV is about a CULT of super fragile snowflakes, and one woman just trying to stay drunk long enough to get through it.
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Somebody needs to go and get Rafael Chud Cruz’s account suspended at Shitter, formally known as Twitter.
We need you HERE Chud.
@chudcruz.bsky.social
#TeamLiamNissanTM
We need you HERE Chud.
@chudcruz.bsky.social
#TeamLiamNissanTM
December 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Somebody needs to go and get Rafael Chud Cruz’s account suspended at Shitter, formally known as Twitter.
We need you HERE Chud.
@chudcruz.bsky.social
#TeamLiamNissanTM
We need you HERE Chud.
@chudcruz.bsky.social
#TeamLiamNissanTM
“I love getting a welfare check while I watch my crops rot in the field!”
- No Farmer Ever
- No Farmer Ever
BREAKING: Trump set to announce a $12 billion Socialist aid package for U.S. farmers after his idiotic tariffs forced many into financial hardship.
December 8, 2025 at 4:02 PM
“I love getting a welfare check while I watch my crops rot in the field!”
- No Farmer Ever
- No Farmer Ever
Sleepy Donnie Dipshit.
December 8, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Sleepy Donnie Dipshit.
Only FIVE minutes a day screaming at your representatives is proven to prevent dandruff.
#Science
www.5calls.org
@5calls.org
#Science
www.5calls.org
@5calls.org
5 Calls
Spend 5 minutes. Make 5 calls. Make your voice heard.
www.5calls.org
December 8, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Only FIVE minutes a day screaming at your representatives is proven to prevent dandruff.
#Science
www.5calls.org
@5calls.org
#Science
www.5calls.org
@5calls.org
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Gat DAMN #TruthHurts
Imagine you had millions of people in your life who ignored everything you ever said but would show up once a year and make a huge deal about your birthday, claiming they were your biggest fans.
Crazy, right?
Anyway…Merry Christmas.
Crazy, right?
Anyway…Merry Christmas.
December 8, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Gat DAMN #TruthHurts
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“Christmas is a scam invented by the Jews to get money from the Catlicks to fight the A-rabs.”
- Achibald Bunker
- Achibald Bunker
December 6, 2025 at 9:22 PM
“Christmas is a scam invented by the Jews to get money from the Catlicks to fight the A-rabs.”
- Achibald Bunker
- Achibald Bunker
December 7, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Alcoholic, wife beater and Secretary of War Crimes Pete Hogbreath has been absolutely hammered for so many days that he thinks it’s still Thursday.
December 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Alcoholic, wife beater and Secretary of War Crimes Pete Hogbreath has been absolutely hammered for so many days that he thinks it’s still Thursday.
Stop what you’re doing and watch this.
December 7, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Stop what you’re doing and watch this.
My onboard computer has now sent more than 20,000 insults and cousin-on-cousin Porn Hub links to this page.
That’ll keep them fuckers busy.
Just make sure your VPN is on and you are driving at a high speed.
Betty was right. It really was a shame.
@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social
That’ll keep them fuckers busy.
Just make sure your VPN is on and you are driving at a high speed.
Betty was right. It really was a shame.
@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social
My onboard computer can do this ALL DAY, even while I’m swerving across multiple lanes of oncoming traffic.
December 7, 2025 at 2:07 AM
My onboard computer has now sent more than 20,000 insults and cousin-on-cousin Porn Hub links to this page.
That’ll keep them fuckers busy.
Just make sure your VPN is on and you are driving at a high speed.
Betty was right. It really was a shame.
@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social
That’ll keep them fuckers busy.
Just make sure your VPN is on and you are driving at a high speed.
Betty was right. It really was a shame.
@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social
In Chicago, a Nativity scene features a zip-tied baby Jesus and Roman centurions in "ICE" vests.
Near Boston, Mary, Joseph, and Jesus are absent from a Nativity scene, replaced with a sign reading "ICE was here."
It's all part of growing religious blowback to ICE. religionnews.com/2025/12/05/i...
Near Boston, Mary, Joseph, and Jesus are absent from a Nativity scene, replaced with a sign reading "ICE was here."
It's all part of growing religious blowback to ICE. religionnews.com/2025/12/05/i...
ICE Nativity scenes: Churches reimagine Christmas story amid deportations
(RNS) — 'We know that Jesus was born into a Roman imperial occupation, and pretty much immediately becomes a refugee in Egypt, has to flee and faces political violence,' the Rev. Michael Woolf said.
religionnews.com
December 6, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I personally think it’s awesome karma that the Christians stole Christmas from the Pagans, only to have the capitalists steal Christmas from the Christians.
Merry Santa Claus to all of you.
Merry Santa Claus to all of you.
December 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I personally think it’s awesome karma that the Christians stole Christmas from the Pagans, only to have the capitalists steal Christmas from the Christians.
Merry Santa Claus to all of you.
Merry Santa Claus to all of you.
December 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
They are both wearing shit soaked diapers.
December 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
They are both wearing shit soaked diapers.
I’m dying.
Someone call me a tow truck.
Someone call me a tow truck.
December 6, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I’m dying.
Someone call me a tow truck.
Someone call me a tow truck.
If you love Garage Dog Spike but don’t have the extra money to buy a T-shirt, DM me your address, and we will send you one for free.
Our Garage Dog Spike got his own shirt on Etsy AND a promo code thanks to our friends at Playshire.
Spike’s Promo code - SPIKEFANS15 - can be used on any item in their store.
www.etsy.com/listing/4417...
@garagedogspike.bsky.social
Spike’s Promo code - SPIKEFANS15 - can be used on any item in their store.
www.etsy.com/listing/4417...
@garagedogspike.bsky.social
December 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
If you love Garage Dog Spike but don’t have the extra money to buy a T-shirt, DM me your address, and we will send you one for free.
Spike bit the mailman and then stole his mail truck.
Spike made it all the way to Mexico before he ran out of gas and treats.
Spike made it all the way to Mexico before he ran out of gas and treats.
Our Garage Dog Spike got his own shirt on Etsy AND a promo code thanks to our friends at Playshire.
Spike’s Promo code - SPIKEFANS15 - can be used on any item in their store.
www.etsy.com/listing/4417...
@garagedogspike.bsky.social
Spike’s Promo code - SPIKEFANS15 - can be used on any item in their store.
www.etsy.com/listing/4417...
@garagedogspike.bsky.social
December 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Spike bit the mailman and then stole his mail truck.
Spike made it all the way to Mexico before he ran out of gas and treats.
Spike made it all the way to Mexico before he ran out of gas and treats.
